seeder Posted May 21, 2016 #26 Share Posted May 21, 2016 "I've gotten two girls pregnant...... but it's no big deal because one miscarried and the other had an abortion....True story." NOOOOOOoooooooooo 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post Careful_perspective Posted May 21, 2016 Popular Post #27 Share Posted May 21, 2016 If you took a napkin he used and said "I can't wait to put this in my scrapbook!" 12 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
seeder Posted May 21, 2016 #28 Share Posted May 21, 2016 from a woman: "Don't worry about using a condom tonight, I'm already pregnant" TAXI!!! 7 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DeeSember Posted May 21, 2016 #29 Share Posted May 21, 2016 If we could go to your place that would be great,mine is haunted and my cats don't like new people. 9 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DeeSember Posted May 21, 2016 #30 Share Posted May 21, 2016 Hold on, your credit card was declined. 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Daughter of the Nine Moons Posted May 21, 2016 #31 Share Posted May 21, 2016 (edited) Lets keep it clean. Edited May 21, 2016 by Daughter of the Nine Moons 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post tcgram Posted May 22, 2016 Popular Post #32 Share Posted May 22, 2016 I can pop out my glass eye on command, want to see it? 11 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Iron_Lotus Posted May 22, 2016 #33 Share Posted May 22, 2016 (edited) i love fire do you love fire? Edited May 22, 2016 by Iron_Lotus 6 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Iron_Lotus Posted May 22, 2016 #34 Share Posted May 22, 2016 (edited) i can do this all night, play halo that is (btw video game lesson a k/d ratio is part of the actual game) Edited May 22, 2016 by Iron_Lotus 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tcgram Posted May 22, 2016 #35 Share Posted May 22, 2016 (edited) So, how long have you been single? Edited May 22, 2016 by tcgram 6 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Daughter of the Nine Moons Posted May 22, 2016 #36 Share Posted May 22, 2016 (edited) Thread cleaned. I'm giving this one more shot because you've all been members long enough to know what's acceptable and what isn't. Edited May 22, 2016 by Daughter of the Nine Moons 9 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post Careful_perspective Posted May 22, 2016 Popular Post #37 Share Posted May 22, 2016 You look like you'll fit in my trunk perfectly. You look different than you did through my binoculars. 17 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post DeeSember Posted May 22, 2016 Popular Post #38 Share Posted May 22, 2016 I swear this is the last text I am sending tonight...Oh wait! 12 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lioness_Heart Posted May 22, 2016 #39 Share Posted May 22, 2016 Can we exchange promise rings on our second date? 8 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lioness_Heart Posted May 22, 2016 #40 Share Posted May 22, 2016 i love fire do you love fire? Are you a pyromaniac? *runs* 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
seaturtlehorsesnake Posted May 22, 2016 #41 Share Posted May 22, 2016 "hi" 6 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DeeSember Posted May 22, 2016 #42 Share Posted May 22, 2016 Is this the first date you have ever been on? 7 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post a vampire wears my boxers Posted May 22, 2016 Popular Post #43 Share Posted May 22, 2016 "I mean, it really is an honor that they named the disease after me" 12 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mark One Posted May 22, 2016 #44 Share Posted May 22, 2016 (edited) Kate Middleton isnt as attractive as that blonde bomb shell Cammilla Parker Bowles - phwoar! Edited May 22, 2016 by Mark One 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LV-426 Posted May 22, 2016 #45 Share Posted May 22, 2016 Lets keep it clean. I thought this was a sentence that might ruin a first date 9 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post LV-426 Posted May 22, 2016 Popular Post #46 Share Posted May 22, 2016 "Ohh, I just looove the new Justin Bieber album!" 11 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lilly Posted May 22, 2016 #47 Share Posted May 22, 2016 Here's another one that was actually said to me: "You have to see me again, I have a Mercedes". Needless to say, didn't see him (or the Mercedes) again. 8 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lilly Posted May 22, 2016 #48 Share Posted May 22, 2016 Here's another one...it was said on the second date, but it's a real doozie: "I'm not really divorced but my wife and I have an understanding". I picked up my coat and purse and walked out of the restaurant. 9 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tcgram Posted May 22, 2016 #49 Share Posted May 22, 2016 I get boils frequently, want to see the one on my back? 9 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mark One Posted May 22, 2016 #50 Share Posted May 22, 2016 Heres one that was said to me. ( I met a women when I was doing jury service - we later went out together on a `kind of` date) Mark, my hair keeps dropping out, I`m on medication for depression and my dad wants me back home by 10.30pm! 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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