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Ruin a first date with just one sentence.

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"Ignore this; I'm just waiting for it to shrivel off and drop off."

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9 hours ago, schizoidwoman said:

"Ignore this; I'm just waiting for it to shrivel up and drop off." purrredit

lemme guess: the balding 40 something guy's umbilical cord?

"ya, mom insisted, the night I was born.... wanted me to wear it, intact, to signify our bond"

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So, when would you like me to nip around with a spare, mustard brown cardigan then?

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Cat lovers should be shot on sight!

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“What do you mean you don’t like pasta?!” 

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On October 31, 2017 at 10:51 PM, AustinHinton said:

"You ma'am, have a very masculine face."

Handsome, no?

On November 1, 2017 at 5:17 PM, South Alabam said:

"Well, I hope you have a wonderful dinner, which reminds me, did I feed the hogs?"

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My toothpaste and soap allergies are a right bind.

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If people were still hunting for witches you'd be the main course in Salem

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