Anomalocaris Posted June 14, 2016 #1 Share Posted June 14, 2016 Mark Zuckerberg Denies Being a Secret Lizard Person Quote The hour-long Q&A has been viewed by nearly 6 million people, and it even had a celebrity cameo in the form of a very awkward looking Jerry Seinfeld. But the most interesting part of the Q&A was when Mark Zuckerberg, CEO and billionaire, denied that he was actually a gigantic lizard posing in human form. Read more at Gizmodo Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Leonardo Posted June 14, 2016 #2 Share Posted June 14, 2016 (edited) I can back Mark up on ssthat - he isss definitely not a lizard perssson. hisssss... Now excussse me, I have to bassssk on a rock for a while. Edited June 14, 2016 by Leonardo 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hawken Posted June 14, 2016 #3 Share Posted June 14, 2016 He better hope that Kyle Odom doesn't get him. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Only_ Posted June 15, 2016 #4 Share Posted June 15, 2016 Sooo... WE are supposed to take his word for it? 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wickian Posted June 15, 2016 #5 Share Posted June 15, 2016 His denials just make him look more guilty. 7 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChewiesArmy Posted June 15, 2016 #6 Share Posted June 15, 2016 He should've admitted to it. Just said a simple 'yes' and then act like it was no big deal, and go on to the next question. 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aardvark-DK Posted June 15, 2016 #7 Share Posted June 15, 2016 Agree, just say yes, and then burst into a shapeshift to strengthen his remark.....and change color, like a camelion... 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Buzz_Light_Year Posted June 15, 2016 #8 Share Posted June 15, 2016 Not a lizard? Well maybe a snake then....... 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
supervike Posted June 15, 2016 #9 Share Posted June 15, 2016 I'm sorry, but if he WERE a Shapeshifting lizard-man, the first thing he would say was that he was NOT a shapeshifting lizard-man. Duh. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Calibeliever Posted June 15, 2016 #10 Share Posted June 15, 2016 Exactly the sort of thing a Lizard Overlord would say! 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gromdor Posted June 15, 2016 #11 Share Posted June 15, 2016 (edited) One of the guys at work asked me if I was a reptilian. I told the guy, "Yes, of course. But I won't eat you because I recognize you as being a Grey hybrid." (The guy was pale, skinny, and bald.) Edited June 15, 2016 by Gromdor 6 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BeastieRunner Posted June 15, 2016 #12 Share Posted June 15, 2016 32 minutes ago, Gromdor said: One of the guys at work asked me if I was a reptilian. I told the guy, "Yes, of course. But I won't eat you because I recognize you as being a Grey hybrid." (The guy was pale, skinny, and bald.) And you laughed, he laughed, and you dined together eating the only human in your company. 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Emma_Acid Posted June 15, 2016 #13 Share Posted June 15, 2016 (edited) No smoke without fire. If he was guilty of course he would say he was innocent. Absence of evidence is evidence in itself. Etc. Edited June 15, 2016 by Emma_Acid Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jethrofloyd Posted June 15, 2016 #14 Share Posted June 15, 2016 Mark Lizardberg 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TripGun Posted June 15, 2016 #15 Share Posted June 15, 2016 I thought he was Jewish. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lilly Posted June 15, 2016 #16 Share Posted June 15, 2016 Now, now...we all know that lizards are free to have whatever religion they choose (LOL). 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AnonsMouse Posted June 15, 2016 #17 Share Posted June 15, 2016 (edited) Yes he is. I think he's a lizard ... very lizardly actually. (But that's only because I think he's also a snake.) Edited June 15, 2016 by AnonsMouse Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hawken Posted June 16, 2016 #18 Share Posted June 16, 2016 Didn't you know that Mark Zuckerberg is doing commercials in his true form? That's where most of his wealth comes from. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aardvark-DK Posted June 16, 2016 #19 Share Posted June 16, 2016 So...Facebook is a marked place for Lizards, looking for love (in several wrong places ?)..... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
McFakename Posted June 16, 2016 #20 Share Posted June 16, 2016 Slow news day? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Modochi Posted June 17, 2016 #21 Share Posted June 17, 2016 Of course its not a shapeshifting lizard. That thing speaking is just your average psychopath making a fortune by trembling on the human rights of every single person it can get away with. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
qxcontinuum Posted June 21, 2016 #22 Share Posted June 21, 2016 well he is another Berg with money for sure and this is already a conspiracy . Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rlyeh Posted June 21, 2016 #23 Share Posted June 21, 2016 10 hours ago, qxcontinuum said: well he is another Berg with money for sure and this is already a conspiracy . So having money is now a conspiracy. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CJ1983 Posted June 21, 2016 #24 Share Posted June 21, 2016 that's exactly what a lizard would say. hmm. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
qxcontinuum Posted June 24, 2016 #25 Share Posted June 24, 2016 On 6/21/2016 at 9:34 AM, Rlyeh said: So having money is now a conspiracy. no but but in the same time you'll never meet a .. berg who is poor ! Interesting ins't it? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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