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Hulk gearing up to eliminate ISIS


Black Red Devil

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On 09/07/2016 at 2:00 AM, Black Red Devil said:

ISIS is well and truly in trouble now.  :angry:  They should pack up their black monkey suits and start running the other way because Mighty Hulk is coming.

Body builder Sajad Gharibi known as 'Iranian Hulk' signs up to fight Isis in Syria

 

For maximum effect they should paint this guy green. 

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And give him those contact lenses.

Edited by Mattacaster
Typo. Freakin' auto correct.
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Willing to bet this guy eats atleast 10,000+ calories a day. Might as well start your own farm to save on grocery bills. 

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... he says he plans to start training after Ramadan for two to three years before presumably heading to Syria ...

Ah right... so he hasn't actualy "signed up". More Iranian bluster then ?

Will he travel overland, or use one of those Republican Guard speedboats that shoot out of underwater tunnels, sinking a couple of US Aircraft Carriers en route ? :P

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In order for him to be an effective soldier he's going to have to lose a majority of his bulk. On a modern battlefield endurance and mobility are far more important than physical strength.

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Just one bruised bicep away from being rendered combat ineffective.

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19 hours ago, S2F said:

In order for him to be an effective soldier he's going to have to lose a majority of his bulk. On a modern battlefield endurance and mobility are far more important than physical strength.

I bet he could crush some skulls though.

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He won't be crushing any skulls, because he isn't going to fight. The whole thing is just bluster... or possibly a PR stunt ?

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just wait.till you see his funeral back.in iran like many.before

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1 hour ago, RoofGardener said:

He won't be crushing any skulls, because he isn't going to fight. The whole thing is just bluster... or possibly a PR stunt ?

Total PR stunt. 

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I feel like Iron Man would be more effective, since he's experience dealing with middle-eastern terrorists. The MK1 suit was built under their noses!

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7 hours ago, Knight Of Shadows said:

just wait.till you see his funeral back.in iran like many.before

Well... OK KoS....

He  said he would have to train for two years.

In your opinion, is this a genuine statement of intent to attack ISIS, or is it Bluster and Bluff ? (in the style of the attack boats that would be launced by underwater tunnels to attack US aircraft carriers ? )

... in YOUR opinion ?

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they could make him a massive set of armor and just walk along behind him....which brigns me to my other idea. why not make a battering ram type weapon, like a long pole with handles so maybe 20 guys could pick it up. make it lightweight carbon fiber, and at the front end attach a huge armored shield with wheels under it so it can be pushed towards any enemies. sort of an infantry mobile tank or APC.

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Good idea Pbarosso.

And perhaps we could equip him with laser-cannons on his forehead ?

I presume we have all accepted that Sajad Gharibi is NOT going to be joining the military, or attacking ISIS, and the whole thing is typical Iranian Islamic Bluster ?

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4 hours ago, RoofGardener said:

Well... OK KoS....

He  said he would have to train for two years.

In your opinion, is this a genuine statement of intent to attack ISIS, or is it Bluster and Bluff ? (in the style of the attack boats that would be launced by underwater tunnels to attack US aircraft carriers ? )

... in YOUR opinion ?

think he would fill his boobs with chemo hormones and launch him self on people and blow him self up screaming AYATOLAAH 

then his trigger jam cause its made in iran 

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As carrion goes, I'm sure he'll be considered top notch.  

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dumb, dumber, sajad

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