Black Red Devil Posted July 9, 2016 #1 Share Posted July 9, 2016 ISIS is well and truly in trouble now. They should pack up their black monkey suits and start running the other way because Mighty Hulk is coming. Body builder Sajad Gharibi known as 'Iranian Hulk' signs up to fight Isis in Syria 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Unusual Tournament Posted July 9, 2016 #2 Share Posted July 9, 2016 On 09/07/2016 at 2:00 AM, Black Red Devil said: ISIS is well and truly in trouble now. They should pack up their black monkey suits and start running the other way because Mighty Hulk is coming. Body builder Sajad Gharibi known as 'Iranian Hulk' signs up to fight Isis in Syria For maximum effect they should paint this guy green. 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mattacaster Posted July 9, 2016 #3 Share Posted July 9, 2016 (edited) And give him those contact lenses. Edited July 9, 2016 by Mattacaster Typo. Freakin' auto correct. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Unusual Tournament Posted July 9, 2016 #4 Share Posted July 9, 2016 (edited) ...shear him and hey presto... gpaernf5vbkfsubqh8tm.jpg Edited July 9, 2016 by Leto_loves_melange Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HandsomeGorilla Posted July 10, 2016 #5 Share Posted July 10, 2016 Willing to bet this guy eats atleast 10,000+ calories a day. Might as well start your own farm to save on grocery bills. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RoofGardener Posted July 11, 2016 #6 Share Posted July 11, 2016 (edited) From the article... Quote ... he says he plans to start training after Ramadan for two to three years before presumably heading to Syria ... Ah right... so he hasn't actualy "signed up". More Iranian bluster then ? Will he travel overland, or use one of those Republican Guard speedboats that shoot out of underwater tunnels, sinking a couple of US Aircraft Carriers en route ? Edited July 11, 2016 by RoofGardener Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
S2F Posted July 11, 2016 #7 Share Posted July 11, 2016 In order for him to be an effective soldier he's going to have to lose a majority of his bulk. On a modern battlefield endurance and mobility are far more important than physical strength. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
+Hammerclaw Posted July 11, 2016 #8 Share Posted July 11, 2016 Just one bruised bicep away from being rendered combat ineffective. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Only_ Posted July 12, 2016 #9 Share Posted July 12, 2016 (edited) 19 hours ago, S2F said: In order for him to be an effective soldier he's going to have to lose a majority of his bulk. On a modern battlefield endurance and mobility are far more important than physical strength. I bet he could crush some skulls though. Edited July 12, 2016 by TruthSeeker_ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RoofGardener Posted July 15, 2016 #10 Share Posted July 15, 2016 He won't be crushing any skulls, because he isn't going to fight. The whole thing is just bluster... or possibly a PR stunt ? 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Knight Of Shadows Posted July 15, 2016 #11 Share Posted July 15, 2016 just wait.till you see his funeral back.in iran like many.before Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Farmer77 Posted July 15, 2016 #12 Share Posted July 15, 2016 1 hour ago, RoofGardener said: He won't be crushing any skulls, because he isn't going to fight. The whole thing is just bluster... or possibly a PR stunt ? Total PR stunt. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dark_Grey Posted July 15, 2016 #13 Share Posted July 15, 2016 I feel like Iron Man would be more effective, since he's experience dealing with middle-eastern terrorists. The MK1 suit was built under their noses! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RoofGardener Posted July 15, 2016 #14 Share Posted July 15, 2016 7 hours ago, Knight Of Shadows said: just wait.till you see his funeral back.in iran like many.before Well... OK KoS.... He said he would have to train for two years. In your opinion, is this a genuine statement of intent to attack ISIS, or is it Bluster and Bluff ? (in the style of the attack boats that would be launced by underwater tunnels to attack US aircraft carriers ? ) ... in YOUR opinion ? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pbarosso Posted July 15, 2016 #15 Share Posted July 15, 2016 they could make him a massive set of armor and just walk along behind him....which brigns me to my other idea. why not make a battering ram type weapon, like a long pole with handles so maybe 20 guys could pick it up. make it lightweight carbon fiber, and at the front end attach a huge armored shield with wheels under it so it can be pushed towards any enemies. sort of an infantry mobile tank or APC. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RoofGardener Posted July 15, 2016 #16 Share Posted July 15, 2016 Good idea Pbarosso. And perhaps we could equip him with laser-cannons on his forehead ? I presume we have all accepted that Sajad Gharibi is NOT going to be joining the military, or attacking ISIS, and the whole thing is typical Iranian Islamic Bluster ? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Knight Of Shadows Posted July 16, 2016 #17 Share Posted July 16, 2016 4 hours ago, RoofGardener said: Well... OK KoS.... He said he would have to train for two years. In your opinion, is this a genuine statement of intent to attack ISIS, or is it Bluster and Bluff ? (in the style of the attack boats that would be launced by underwater tunnels to attack US aircraft carriers ? ) ... in YOUR opinion ? think he would fill his boobs with chemo hormones and launch him self on people and blow him self up screaming AYATOLAAH then his trigger jam cause its made in iran Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
+and-then Posted July 19, 2016 #18 Share Posted July 19, 2016 As carrion goes, I'm sure he'll be considered top notch. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thanato Posted July 20, 2016 #19 Share Posted July 20, 2016 He'll be great at carrying things and getting shot. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sir Smoke aLot Posted July 25, 2016 #20 Share Posted July 25, 2016 dumb, dumber, sajad Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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