Tmills Posted July 27, 2016 #1 Share Posted July 27, 2016 It all started with a news story that wasnt true. fox news, channel 12 here, aired a story showing a picture of my face and said I was homeless. I've never been homeless and wont ever be. The story caused a lot of unwanted attention on me, some good some bad. One of the upsides which took me awhile to figure out was that someone in the apartment I was living in got the news to offer me money for getting the story wrong, and it was a lot of money because of fox news' reputation for always telling the truth. Now I never met this person that got them to offer money, I heard him through the walls in one of the connecting apartments.Coincidentally I was also being watched and reviewed by the FBI in another one of the connecting apartments. Either they heard about the money or they were reviewing me for another reason. I remember hearing them review every electronic message I've sent or recieved since I was a teenager, on facebook, old/recent cell phones, every google search. Which there was a few searches that led them to believe I was a spy, but I'll get into that later. Another strange fact was that the people who were living downstairs from me, Gary and Joshua, was that gary was a county cop. I happen to pick up the name of one of the FBI agents and his name was also Gary, though I never picked up the other ones name. During the FBI's review of my life they came across a few things that they werent able to see. So they called in a CIA agent, Mark, to help them view what was restricted to them. One of the things they couldnt see was a CIA ufo. The downstairs neighbor, Gary, was also illegaly viewing everything on my laptop, I say illegally because did this without a warrant, and there were other things that he made up. Which lead to him being terminated from his county job. Anyways while Mark was in the apartment of the FBI, helping them do what they were doing. He happen to see me do something that surprised even me. I had an air conditioner going in my apartment at the time and it would make a loud noise somewhat randomly, well I happen to twich my head a second before it made its loud noise and Mark had decided that I was able to keep track of when it goes off and labeled me a radio, or someone that calculates things all the time. Also the FBI labeled me the alpha of my family. I wasnt the only one that was hearing all this go on through the walls, the rest of the apartment complex, atleast the ones connecting or close to it heard everything go on and would have questions or comments to me, to the FBI, and to the county cop. During all this which went on for months i would take trips up to clatskanie from forest grove. while on one of these trips FBI Gary brought a sniper rifle up to where I was. Which made my grandma who lives up in clatskanie to have a possible heart attack. With that and the illegal review of my life I decided it was enough and i contacted the secret service. I had to send a blank message because the FBI would see why I contacted them. Within a day or so the secret service showed up. I remember them showing up because when they arrived the first thing they said was 'wow we're walking in on someone elses operation'. The names of the secret server agents the showed up were Silvia and Jerimiah. Though I knew jerimiah as the holy hellfire guy because he said it a lot. When the secret service showed up it really got people talking in the apartment complex because they've never witness so many government agents show up. Gary the county cop was fired shortly after the secret service showed up, him and joshua moved out shortly after. Now the sercret service were monitoring me much the same way the FBI were, with a camera that could see through the walls. Off and on i would take trips up to clatskanie and even found a job up in washington state for about a week. It was there that I met a telepath, I remember him say 'I was ****in lucky'. But I also heard a few things like 'hopefully the secratary of state doesnt get involved'. After quiting the temp job I had decided to google a few things. 3 things actually, first was seratary of state, second was sleeper agent, and last was MI6. Well this apparently attracted the attention of MI6, because one day shortly after googling that, MI6 showed up. The secret service were still there at that time and it lead to a very interesting experience. I remember hearing MI6 say that they found me on the internet. A few job offers were thrown around during that time. After MI6 showed up it got the whole town talking. The fbi, Sercret Service, MI6, money from fox news, on camera, review of life, job offers. After some time went by, MI6 left and the secret service decided to run a test on me. This test was a subconscious test. which combined with the camera they had on me would induce a uncontrollable response, that they could monitor. Anyways they said I passed the test. I remember shortly after the test the downstairs neigbors moved out, aka Gary and Joshua. After they moved out a guy named Tomas J. Anderson moved in with his girlfriend Bethany. All the while the secret service stayed and monitored, during which I had experiences with my own telepathy, though it didnt really take off till the CIA showed up again. While I was in clatskanie and was thinking about what I should do, I remembered a name the FBI gave me. The name I picked up was Daphnie, now for whatever reason, I decided to ask Daphnie for help and this lead to the strangest connection. But before that happen the secret service brought in there own telepath, which I communicated my story to. A little while passed and I took a trip up to clatskanie, only while waiting for the bus a man approached me, which I identified him as a secret service agent, he said 'when 2 corporations come together it doesnt end well'. He got on the bus with me and was reading something im guessing was words the are supposed to activate a sleeper agent. Though he did say something that caught me off guard. He asked if the money was negotionable at which I telepathically said 6 million dollars. I also said something telepathically as a test and the people sitting behind me repeated it back to me. later the bus driver even said I was clairvoiyent. Time went on while I was in clatskanie and I end up going to the hospital because I could have sworn someone was saying put a bullet in them both. while I was at the hospital I was communicating telepathically, which I later found out that quite a few people at the hospital heard me. Including 2 CIA agents, that followed me back to my grandmas house in clatskanie. They were acting like kids with a new plaything. They asked a few questions and came to the conclution that I was going to have telepathy for life. And also that my brain had activated on a genius level. After a little awhile the threats started happening. Which was stopped by the holy hellfire guy who happen to show up while the CIA were there, he managed to calm them down with a sentance ill never forget and that was that the president was on my side. Around about after they left I started hearing Daphnie, who I later found out heard everything the CIA said, from forest grove. I found out then that the secret service guy that I asked for the 6 million dollars, had given the money to Daphnie to give to me. When I got back to forest grove, I found out that Daphnie, who I'd never met before had taken 100k of the money and given the rest to her friend. She came up with an invalid reason to do this. When I found out I was p***ed and telepathically angrily asked for the money. Daphnie was on her way to get the money when she got arrested for robing me, word had spread. I think later the CIA end up trackin her friend down and taking the money back. But I still never recieved it. All of this happened within a year or so maybe 2. After the new downstairs neigbors moved in, Tom and Bethany, things got a little interesting. A person named Ashley showed up, pretty sure she was CIA. I'll never forget that day because once she showed up I had the strongest deja'vu I've ever had, and my telepathic abilities took off. I learned a lot from my experiences with Ashley including phantom knocking, astro projection, daffy duck, sending/recieving images, fill in the blank, and loads more stuff. After the CIA showed up it was like the whole town began talking about me. I happen to be able to give my abilities away also. After realizing I could send and recieve images, I took a trip up to clatskanie and deticated a whole day to reaching out to extraterrestials. When I started recieving images back I knew it had worked. We share a lot of different images. Once I returned to forest grove it got more interesting, I found out that i could send my vision and one day on a walk up to the store I tried it and recieved an image back of an extraterrestrials eye. I sent my vision a few times with the same result. After the 3rd time, I decided to send the image of a human eye and an arm pointing forward, I then recieved an image of what looked like to me the inside of an extraterrestrial spaceship. After days full of communicating with Ashley, more CIA, and Tom. I woke up one day at 3 in the morning and recieved a telepathic message from, and there was no mistaking it, an extraterrestrial who said in english 'Every creature on this planet'. After telling the CIA/Secret Service about this, they brought in a deputy director. Which was also an interesting experience, cause me and Tom, who I gave my abilities to, were both communicating with him. The deputy director was testing out how well we could read minds. He end up offering Tom a job, which im pretty sure he accepted. My job offer had been months if not a year before that while I was in clatskanie, I recieved a 'Welcome to the CIA'. The deputy director was worried that people would freak out if aliens communicated with me. He tried again and again to get me to say it didnt happen, quoting something from the old war of the worlds broadcast. But I began asking people in the apartment complex if they were ok if an extraterrestrial contacted them and everyone said they would be fine with it. I asked like 4 or 5 different people to prove a point to the deputy director, that it is a new age. One day after communicating telepathically for awhile, I began to hear 2 people who identified themselves as Langley, communicate with me. The conversation went well until I messed up and thought something stupid. I then tried to break contact, but one of the 2 that I was communicating with said 'Langley started the contact, Langley should be the one to break the contact'. A short while afterwards, the communication with those 2 ended. After months of communicating telepathically and with my popularity growing, I moved out of the apartment I was staying at. Me and my family end up moving to another apartment in the same town we were before. Though I may have left a lot of things that happened out, or shortened the experiences down to a few sentances. I feel like I've for the most part highlighted my experiences at that apartment complex. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jaylemurph Posted July 27, 2016 #2 Share Posted July 27, 2016 Pity their gifts didn't include better narrative skills. --Jaylemurph 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SecretSanta Posted July 27, 2016 #3 Share Posted July 27, 2016 "I learned a lot from my experiences with Ashley including phantom knocking, astro projection, daffy duck, sending/recieving images, fill in the blank, and loads more stuff." Daffy Duck? 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JesseCuster Posted July 28, 2016 #4 Share Posted July 28, 2016 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tmills Posted July 28, 2016 Author #5 Share Posted July 28, 2016 Making your telepathic voice sound like daffy duck is a cia technique. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Carnoferox Posted July 28, 2016 #6 Share Posted July 28, 2016 2 minutes ago, Tmills said: Making your telepathic voice sound like daffy duck is a cia technique. They taught me how to do Bugs Bunny and Elmer Fudd, too. When I reach the next telepathy level, Agent Blanc says I might even be able to learn Tweety Bird! 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SecretSanta Posted July 28, 2016 #7 Share Posted July 28, 2016 Are you on any medications? If so you may need to have it adjusted. If not, you might want to schedule an appointment with your doctor ASAP. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jaylemurph Posted July 28, 2016 #8 Share Posted July 28, 2016 2 hours ago, Carnoferox said: They taught me how to do Bugs Bunny and Elmer Fudd, too. When I reach the next telepathy level, Agent Blanc says I might even be able to learn Tweety Bird! Agent Blanc is a top-quality gag. --Jaylemurph 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Purple Octopus Posted July 28, 2016 #9 Share Posted July 28, 2016 9 hours ago, Tmills said: Making your telepathic voice sound like daffy duck is a cia technique. If this isn't signature worthy then I don't know what is. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NiteMarcher Posted July 28, 2016 #10 Share Posted July 28, 2016 "cause me and Tom, who I gave my abilities to" I'm curious to know how you gave your abilities to another, being that most are normally born with this gift or eventually acquire it through some physical life threatening experience...just curious. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
badeskov Posted July 29, 2016 #11 Share Posted July 29, 2016 (edited) 23 hours ago, JesseCuster said: Sometimes at work I wish I had that particular skill..... Cheers, Badeskov By the way, we do not have a hedgerow at work, we have a clean room - and it has glass walls....doesn't work so well. Edited July 29, 2016 by badeskov Edited to add for clarity,,, Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
skliss Posted July 29, 2016 #12 Share Posted July 29, 2016 Do you ever think that all these people who come here and make one long story telling post are just a) honing their writing skills, b ) seeing who will buy their story c) looking for attention? I see it here all the time....one post, weird story then nothing. Beginning to wonder if it's the same person. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Carnoferox Posted July 29, 2016 #13 Share Posted July 29, 2016 7 minutes ago, skliss said: Do you ever think that all these people who come here and make one long story telling post are just a) honing their writing skills, b ) seeing who will buy their story c) looking for attention? I see it here all the time....one post, weird story then nothing. Beginning to wonder if it's the same person. I don't think they are all the same person, but this does happen all the time. Usually just for attention, it seems. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jaylemurph Posted July 29, 2016 #14 Share Posted July 29, 2016 14 minutes ago, skliss said: Do you ever think that all these people who come here and make one long story telling post are just a) honing their writing skills, b ) seeing who will buy their story c) looking for attention? I see it here all the time....one post, weird story then nothing. Beginning to wonder if it's the same person. Most of them need help writing a grammatical sentence. They're pretty far from having advanced fiction-writing skills, let alone honing them... --Jaylemurph 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
skliss Posted July 29, 2016 #15 Share Posted July 29, 2016 So b or c then...heh 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rlyeh Posted July 30, 2016 #16 Share Posted July 30, 2016 Fox News always tells the truth? That's nearly as BS as this incoherent story you just spun. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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