Popular Post seeder Posted August 16, 2016 Popular Post #1 Share Posted August 16, 2016 (edited) Let the jokes begin!! Quote Brawling German used JUMBO SAUSAGE in street attack A MAN faces criminal charges after he launched an attack on a car - with a jumbo sausage. An argument in Germany got out of hand when some inconsiderate parking made one man's blood boil. The 49-year-old was said to be out with his eight-year-old son, on the way back to his car in the town of Neubrandenburg. But a fellow motorist carelessly parked his car, a BMW, in front of the pair. Rather than let the sloppy park job go unnoticed, the dad launched a scathing attack at the other driver, hurling verbal abuse at him. http://www.express.co.uk/news/world/700636/sausage-Germany-car-park-fight-police-angry Edited August 16, 2016 by seeder 12 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
toast Posted August 16, 2016 #2 Share Posted August 16, 2016 Hit me, hit me, Hit me with your jumbo sausage, hit me, hit me - Ian Dury - 8 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Claire. Posted August 16, 2016 #3 Share Posted August 16, 2016 What a great role model for his eight year old son. 6 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
+OverSword Posted August 16, 2016 #4 Share Posted August 16, 2016 11 minutes ago, Clair said: What a great role model for his eight year old son. I agree. You should never hit someone with your hands. If you use a sausage you won't break a finger. 7 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GlitterRose Posted August 16, 2016 #5 Share Posted August 16, 2016 1 hour ago, OverSword said: I agree. You should never hit someone with your hands. If you use a sausage you won't break a finger. I thought he just hit the car. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
+OverSword Posted August 16, 2016 #6 Share Posted August 16, 2016 Just now, ChaosRose said: I thought he just hit the car. Even better reason not to use your hands. 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SHaYap Posted August 16, 2016 #7 Share Posted August 16, 2016 What I wouldn't give to have a peek at the police report ... "Yes sir the maniac assaulted me with a Jumbo Sausage ... " 8 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TopToffee Posted August 16, 2016 #8 Share Posted August 16, 2016 What a waste of a sausage .! 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SHaYap Posted August 16, 2016 #9 Share Posted August 16, 2016 A sausage you say ? No sir ... a Jumbo sausage it was ... 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
freetoroam Posted August 16, 2016 #10 Share Posted August 16, 2016 Police believe the metal clip at the top of the meaty product ( a bratwurst to be exact) inflicted the damage. http://www.express.co.uk/news/world/700636/sausage-Germany-car-park-fight-police-angry Well folks no need for the dodgy looking knuckle dusters which can be quite uncomfortable at times, this is the new weapon to use and it can be concealed snuggly in your trouser pocket. 6 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Claire. Posted August 17, 2016 #11 Share Posted August 17, 2016 9 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Galactic Goatman Posted August 17, 2016 #12 Share Posted August 17, 2016 3 hours ago, Clair said: Why am I laughing at this? 7 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Claire. Posted August 17, 2016 #13 Share Posted August 17, 2016 7 minutes ago, AustinHinton said: Why am I laughing at this? 8 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Galactic Goatman Posted August 17, 2016 #14 Share Posted August 17, 2016 Seriously, that first gif looks like something straight out of a 90's Nick skit-show ala "The Amanda Show". 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
freetoroam Posted August 17, 2016 #15 Share Posted August 17, 2016 7 hours ago, Clair said: I am watching this wrong...right? 7 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eldorado Posted August 17, 2016 #16 Share Posted August 17, 2016 On 16/08/2016 at 6:53 PM, ChaosRose said: I thought he just hit the car. Yep... and it was only an old banger. 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
freetoroam Posted August 17, 2016 #17 Share Posted August 17, 2016 27 minutes ago, Eldorado said: Yep... and it was only an old banger. Oi Oi saveloy....thats a cracker. 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MWoo7 Posted August 29, 2016 #18 Share Posted August 29, 2016 (edited) On 8/16/2016 at 0:22 PM, TopToffee said: What a waste of a sausage .! HA! all too funny. Ah ? German phrase, or did someone already mention that? Das ist mir wurst ! JAH! Edited August 29, 2016 by MWoo7 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TopToffee Posted August 29, 2016 #19 Share Posted August 29, 2016 5 hours ago, MWoo7 said: HA! all too funny. Ah ? German phrase, or did someone already mention that? Das ist mir wurst ! JAH! Had it been a Wurst or a good old Cumberland,its still a waste of a bloody sausage.!..I do love Wurst though with mustard and sauerkraut.! 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
danielost Posted August 29, 2016 #20 Share Posted August 29, 2016 the wurst kind of attack. 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SHaYap Posted August 29, 2016 #21 Share Posted August 29, 2016 Achtung ... Nein ... Nicht mehr sauer krauts ! ~ 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MWoo7 Posted August 30, 2016 #22 Share Posted August 30, 2016 (edited) HA! all good but I HAD A GIGGLE ON THIS ONE TOO ! excellent daniel. 7 hours ago, danielost said: the wurst kind of attack. Yeah ask a German if they know Das ist mir wurst when something's not going well or crash a bicycle etc. its almost the same as ah like I don't really care or I could really care less but gramps would have said it means I could give a ___ ___ and I KNEW INSTANTLY that;'s not reeeeally what he said. When growing up my grandpa had sayings that were not even vaguely close to what he said, some HA! even to this day I didn't figure out. Alrighty night all ! Always good. ..... grrr I keep logging in, and logging in, and logging back in, but some are just too FUNNY ! HA! LOVE IT THIRD EYE >>>> """ Achtung ... Nein ... Nicht mehr sauer krauts ! """ Edited August 30, 2016 by MWoo7 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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