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Halloween Jokes


rashore

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I saw this on the internet and found it too funny not to kick off a topic with... Anyone got fun jokes for the holiday? Share them here :tsu:

 

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huh, i can roll with these jokes

what kind of pie has ghosts baked into it?

(we the dead exist in in an unending state of torment, why do you wish to increase our suffering?)

a: a booberry pie

(aaaaaaaaaugh)

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4 minutes ago, BrooklynGuy said:

Which ghost is the best dancer?



 

the ghost of fred astaire?

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23 minutes ago, seaturtlehorsesnake said:

the ghost of fred astaire?

 

12 minutes ago, rashore said:

A boo-gie?

Close, the Boogie Man :P

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There was a bullfrog that died around Halloween 1997, it was a few days before I think. He had foggolers and fenndanglers and all of those soupers. I'm glad he's dead and I laugh at the pain of the followers of the bullfrog. Goodbye forever bullfrog.

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What did Peter North say to the ghost of the Cornish game hen?

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Oh, c'mon. Someone's gotta know this one!

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