Alaskaxxx Posted November 28, 2016 #1 Share Posted November 28, 2016 I've had some pretty wierd expierences. I don't want any "this is not real, seek help" ****, I need help. I am possessed and I have been locked out of my body, there is a field around my astral body and when i work out every muscle in my body vibrates, astral human beings did some wierd **** with me, I need someone to find a higher power in the astral to remove this... 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Habitat Posted November 28, 2016 #2 Share Posted November 28, 2016 Yeah, right... 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alaskaxxx Posted November 28, 2016 Author #3 Share Posted November 28, 2016 I need ****ing help not skepticism Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wes4747 Posted November 28, 2016 #4 Share Posted November 28, 2016 Not speaking Latin? Not devulging deepest secrets of others? Not vomiting nails? Not possessed by the devil of Catholicism. Maybe someone is slipping you drugs? 6 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Habitat Posted November 28, 2016 #5 Share Posted November 28, 2016 2 minutes ago, Alaskaxxx said: I need ****ing help not skepticism Indeed ! 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
aka CAT Posted November 28, 2016 #6 Share Posted November 28, 2016 (edited) 3 minutes ago, Alaskaxxx said: I need ****ing help not skepticism Greetings. What turns into a similar thread follows: Edited November 28, 2016 by aka CAT Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post ChrLzs Posted November 28, 2016 Popular Post #7 Share Posted November 28, 2016 (edited) 42 minutes ago, Alaskaxxx said: I've had some pretty wierd expierences. I don't want any "this is not real, seek help" ****, I need help. I am possessed and I have been locked out of my body, there is a field around my astral body and when i work out every muscle in my body vibrates, astral human beings did some wierd **** with me, I need someone to find a higher power in the astral to remove this... First of all, may I suggest that had you introduced yourself politely instead of going on the attack and throwing naughty words in your first post, and been a little more specific about your problems, you might have garnered a better response here.. Frankly this sounds like a troll, which is why no-one is leaping to help.. So, a few questions to see if we can get back on track: Describe how you got locked out of your body, and what the 'symptoms' are? How come your locked out body let you type the request for help? Describe the field around your astral body, and what do you mean by 'astral', both in the sense of your body and these alleged other beings? Can you take a picture of this field, and if not, why do you think that might be? What weird things did they do, and ... are any of them frequently portrayed in shows like South Park, by any chance? What evidence remains of the weird things, and if none, why is it important to fix? From whence do the astral bodies come? If we don't know more about them, how can we properly identify who might be 'higher' in their echelons? And finally, what sort of investigation/help have you sought out BEFORE coming to a forum that tries to explain mysteries? Did you give *them* a little more information to work with? Oh and one more that I nearly forgot: Why do you think they/it picked you? Do you know of any others in your same predicament? Edited November 28, 2016 by ChrLzs 12 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
XenoFish Posted November 28, 2016 #8 Share Posted November 28, 2016 Why do some people get to have all the fun? I wanna be possessed. You'd think after years of demonic evocation I'd get a bit of the flashy stuff. 8 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wes4747 Posted November 28, 2016 #9 Share Posted November 28, 2016 18 minutes ago, XenoFish said: Why do some people get to have all the fun? I wanna be possessed. You'd think after years of demonic evocation I'd get a bit of the flashy stuff. 19 minutes ago, XenoFish said: Why do some people get to have all the fun? I wanna be possessed. You'd think after years of demonic evocation I'd get a bit of the flashy stuff. Closest I've come to experiencing something I considered to be devine was my experience with.... Well.. Inducing chemicals that react with very specific receptor cells that modify perception... Hope that was eloquent enough not to be flagged a apologies for the insane quote boxes. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
XenoFish Posted November 28, 2016 #10 Share Posted November 28, 2016 Ah Hell!!!! Now this thread is possessed. Is it an incubus or a succubus. That'll depend on which direction I go? 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thorvir Posted November 28, 2016 #11 Share Posted November 28, 2016 I am possessed. No, you're not. You're either sick or just seeking attention. 7 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rlyeh Posted November 28, 2016 #12 Share Posted November 28, 2016 Cool story, bro. 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
coolguy Posted November 28, 2016 #13 Share Posted November 28, 2016 (edited) Go talk to a priest or a minster cause we cant help u, if u dont want help just go with it make ur head spin and worship satan its all good, satan is not a bad guy Edited November 28, 2016 by coolguy 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChrLzs Posted November 28, 2016 #14 Share Posted November 28, 2016 18 hours ago, ChrLzs said: ...Describe how you got locked out of your body, and what the 'symptoms' are? How come your locked out body let you type the request for help? Describe the field around your astral body, and what do you mean by 'astral', both in the sense of your body and these alleged other beings? Can you take a picture of this field, and if not, why do you think that might be? What weird things did they do, and ... are any of them frequently portrayed in shows like South Park, by any chance? What evidence remains of the weird things, and if none, why is it important to fix? From whence do the astral bodies come? If we don't know more about them, how can we properly identify who might be 'higher' in their echelons? And finally, what sort of investigation/help have you sought out before coming to a forum that tries to explain mysteries? Did you give *them* a little more information to work with? Why do you think they/it picked you? Do you know of any others in your same predicament? Alaskaxxx, above I asked a series of quite polite and rather important and applicable questions - will you be answering them? If not then I think the response you got was appropriate.. 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
trevor borocz johnson Posted November 30, 2016 #15 Share Posted November 30, 2016 On 11/27/2016 at 10:00 PM, Alaskaxxx said: I've had some pretty wierd expierences. I don't want any "this is not real, seek help" ****, I need help. I am possessed and I have been locked out of my body, there is a field around my astral body and when i work out every muscle in my body vibrates, astral human beings did some wierd **** with me, I need someone to find a higher power in the astral to remove this... I don't understand what's happening to you, say it or else I don't know what to tell you. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Yamato Posted November 30, 2016 #16 Share Posted November 30, 2016 On 11/27/2016 at 10:00 PM, Alaskaxxx said: I've had some pretty wierd expierences. I don't want any "this is not real, seek help" ****, I need help. I am possessed and I have been locked out of my body, there is a field around my astral body and when i work out every muscle in my body vibrates, astral human beings did some wierd **** with me, I need someone to find a higher power in the astral to remove this... I'm on it. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DingoLingo Posted November 30, 2016 #17 Share Posted November 30, 2016 4 hours ago, Yamato said: I'm on it. oh I finished that one on my last break Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
XenoFish Posted November 30, 2016 #18 Share Posted November 30, 2016 On 11/27/2016 at 10:00 PM, Alaskaxxx said: astral human beings did some wierd **** with me, Let's start a witch hunt for astral projectors. Because now we have evidence of the evil they are doing. 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bendy Demon Posted November 30, 2016 #19 Share Posted November 30, 2016 Not that I accept the concept of possession but if one really was then they usually aren't aware of it. Sounds like a sort of disassociation disorder where a person feels like they are either just a observer of their body or, in some extreme cases, feel as if one or more of their body parts don't belong. (at least that is how I understand it). Sorry to say but you will NOT get the type of answers you demand, you WILL get skepticism and you WILL get answers suggesting that you seek professional help for what you claim to feel. If you want to find a "higher power" that you think you so badly need then go to a church, mosque, shrine or temple. 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
internetperson Posted November 30, 2016 #20 Share Posted November 30, 2016 I'm being genuinely honest and not trying to be rude but frankly this forum is like 75% skeptic so you're not going to get the responses you're looking for. However my only 2 cents is man that sucks. It's great you're working out but how's your sleep been lately? Do you sleep well at night? Either way good luck hope everything works out 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GlitterRose Posted November 30, 2016 #21 Share Posted November 30, 2016 You have to realize you're in control of it. Whatever actions you use to rid yourself of it will work then. I'm not sure what belief system you have, but here are sample actions you could take: LBRP/Middle Pillar exercise. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thorvir Posted November 30, 2016 #22 Share Posted November 30, 2016 4 hours ago, XenoFish said: Let's start a witch hunt for astral projectors. Because now we have evidence of the evil they are doing. Let's start with these...tools of the devil, they are. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
XenoFish Posted November 30, 2016 #23 Share Posted November 30, 2016 2 minutes ago, Thorvir Hrothgaard said: Let's start with these...tools of the devil, they are. What arcane contraption is this? It's madness I say! Madness! 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lumpino Posted November 30, 2016 #24 Share Posted November 30, 2016 On 28. 11. 2016 at 4:00 AM, Alaskaxxx said: I've had some pretty wierd expierences. I don't want any "this is not real, seek help" ****, I need help. I am possessed and I have been locked out of my body, there is a field around my astral body and when i work out every muscle in my body vibrates, astral human beings did some wierd **** with me, I need someone to find a higher power in the astral to remove this... What about meditation? For example on a higher spiritual being? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
XenoFish Posted November 30, 2016 #25 Share Posted November 30, 2016 3 hours ago, Lumpino said: What about meditation? For example on a higher spiritual being? What about therapy? Therapy from a trained professional. 6 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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