GlitterRose Posted December 25, 2016 #1 Share Posted December 25, 2016 Come on, we've all gotten them. Those gifts that you end up saving in the hopes that someone's eventually going to invite you to a White Elephant gift exchange. I'll start. A pair of plastic jalapeno earrings picked up at a truck stop. I wish I could tell you they weren't from my significant other at the time...but... 8 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Black Monk Posted December 25, 2016 #2 Share Posted December 25, 2016 My crappiest presents are off my mother nearly every year - socks and boxer shorts. Off topic, but my best present was when me and my brother got a Sega Mega Drive in around 1996. My parents hid it behind the settee. Once we'd opened all our other prezzies, they told us to look behind the settee - and we saw it there. Fantastic. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GlitterRose Posted December 25, 2016 Author #3 Share Posted December 25, 2016 (edited) 3 minutes ago, Black Monk said: My crappiest presents are off my mother nearly every year - socks and boxer shorts. Off topic, but my best present was when me and my brother got a Sega Mega Drive in around 1996. My parents hid it behind the settee. Once we'd opened all our other prezzies, they told us to look behind the settee - and we saw it there. Fantastic. At least they weren't tightie whities. Were they Christmas socks with toes? (I say that because I remember getting Christmas socks with toes) It can always be worse, I guess. Edited December 25, 2016 by ChaosRose 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Black Monk Posted December 25, 2016 #4 Share Posted December 25, 2016 Just now, ChaosRose said: At least they weren't tightie whities. Were they Christmas socks with toes? It can always be worse, I guess. White socks are the worst. They were fashionable in the 70s and 80s, but not so now. Thankfully, she always gets me black or navy blue ones. She's never got me Christmas ones, but a few Christmases ago she got me a pack of seven dark socks each with a day of the week written on it. 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GlitterRose Posted December 25, 2016 Author #5 Share Posted December 25, 2016 Oh here's one I got as a kid. Ugly scratchy granny square sweater vest. 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GlitterRose Posted December 25, 2016 Author #6 Share Posted December 25, 2016 Just now, Black Monk said: White socks are the worst. They were fashionable in the 70s and 80s, but not so now. Thankfully, she always gets me black or navy blue ones. She's never got me Christmas ones, but a few Christmases ago she got me a pack of seven dark socks each with a day of the week written on it. In case you forgot to change them? LOL...at least the boxers didn't have the days of the week on them. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Black Monk Posted December 25, 2016 #7 Share Posted December 25, 2016 Just now, ChaosRose said: Oh here's one I got as a kid. Ugly scratchy granny square sweater vest. That's even worse than socks. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Black Monk Posted December 25, 2016 #8 Share Posted December 25, 2016 Just now, ChaosRose said: In case you forgot to change them? LOL...at least the boxers didn't have the days of the week on them. No. She's always gets me check boxer shorts, for some reason. But there are bound to be people who have had far crappier presents than me, so I consider myself rather fortunate compared to those poor devils. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GlitterRose Posted December 25, 2016 Author #9 Share Posted December 25, 2016 (edited) One Christmas my Mom got me a K-mart sweater with like...big hunks of colored plastic on it. In what alternate bizarro universe she thought I would like something like that, I can't tell you. Edited December 25, 2016 by ChaosRose 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
XenoFish Posted December 25, 2016 #10 Share Posted December 25, 2016 I can't really say that I've ever had a bad gift. Since I'm typically adamant about not getting one. Cause it's really all for the kids. The 'worst' was a gift card to Hobby Lobby. But I let my kids use it. 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post Eldorado Posted December 25, 2016 Popular Post #11 Share Posted December 25, 2016 I once got a bodybuilding kit but had to return it as I couldn't get the box open. 11 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GlitterRose Posted December 25, 2016 Author #12 Share Posted December 25, 2016 I know someone who got a Thighmaster, but it doesn't really count because it was supposed to be only gag gifts. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sees Posted December 25, 2016 #13 Share Posted December 25, 2016 Anything scented, e.g. candles - I lost my sense of smell and people tend to forget that! 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GlitterRose Posted December 25, 2016 Author #14 Share Posted December 25, 2016 32 minutes ago, sees said: Anything scented, e.g. candles - I lost my sense of smell and people tend to forget that! I hate vanilla scented anything. One year someone gave me a basket with vanilla candles and soaps. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sees Posted December 25, 2016 #15 Share Posted December 25, 2016 Just now, ChaosRose said: I hate vanilla scented anything. One year someone gave me a basket with vanilla candles and soaps. Did they know you hated the scent of vanilla? 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GlitterRose Posted December 25, 2016 Author #16 Share Posted December 25, 2016 Just now, sees said: Did they know you hated the scent of vanilla? I wondered about that. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sees Posted December 25, 2016 #17 Share Posted December 25, 2016 (edited) I suppose it's quite common to recycle an unwanted gift... Little tip here - make a note of who gave it to you else you might be in an embarassing situation, say, a year on when regifting it (if they know the person)! Edited December 25, 2016 by sees 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GlitterRose Posted December 25, 2016 Author #18 Share Posted December 25, 2016 Just now, sees said: I suppose it's quite common to recycle an unwanted gift... Little tip here - make a note of who gave it to you else you might be in an embarassing situation, say, a year on when regifting it (if they know the person)! I believe there's only one fruitcake and it just keeps getting passed on every year. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sees Posted December 25, 2016 #19 Share Posted December 25, 2016 12 minutes ago, ChaosRose said: I believe there's only one fruitcake and it just keeps getting passed on every year. I'll have it! I love fruitcake and would transform it by skewering it and drizzling in brandy. Tempted now? 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GlitterRose Posted December 25, 2016 Author #20 Share Posted December 25, 2016 Just now, sees said: I'll have it! I love fruitcake and would transform it by skewering it and drizzling in brandy. Tempted now? Still not tempted. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GlitterRose Posted December 25, 2016 Author #21 Share Posted December 25, 2016 I forgot about the bug zapper tennis racket I received one year. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Taun Posted December 25, 2016 #22 Share Posted December 25, 2016 The worst "gift" I ever got for Christmas was from Uncle Sam... I was stationed in Germany and had great plans for Christmas - I was going to stay the weekend with a German family - a really cool Lutheran Pastor - Just before leaving the barracks I was grabbed and told that a soldier had come down with measles of all things and that I was now on guard duty... So rather than have a fine dinner with good people, I was stuck walking a guard post in the middle of nowhere in 2 feet of snow.... Wonderful Christmas that year 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sees Posted December 25, 2016 #23 Share Posted December 25, 2016 Just now, Taun said: The worst "gift" I ever got for Christmas was from Uncle Sam... I was stationed in Germany and had great plans for Christmas - I was going to stay the weekend with a German family - a really cool Lutheran Pastor - Just before leaving the barracks I was grabbed and told that a soldier had come down with measles of all things and that I was now on guard duty... So rather than have a fine dinner with good people, I was stuck walking a guard post in the middle of nowhere in 2 feet of snow.... Wonderful Christmas that year Oh that does indeed sound like a terrible deal. Did you make up for it afterwards? 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
glorybebe Posted December 25, 2016 #24 Share Posted December 25, 2016 A plant full of little flies that killed it and most of my other plants. Knew that relationship was ending. Broke up within weeks of Christmas. 6 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sees Posted December 25, 2016 #25 Share Posted December 25, 2016 (edited) 1 minute ago, glorybebe said: A plant full of little flies that killed it and most of my other plants. Knew that relationship was ending. Broke up within weeks of Christmas. Does sound like it was symbolic. I hear that a lot of relationships end/split up either before xmas or before the New Year! Seems cruel. Edited December 25, 2016 by sees 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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