+ouija ouija Posted October 18, 2017 #1101 Share Posted October 18, 2017 Banned for not using your hands and therefore not leaving fingerprints at the scene of the crime, AND abandoning the Hatopus to be identified by his sucker-prints! 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Helen of Annoy Posted October 18, 2017 #1102 Share Posted October 18, 2017 Not banned for I'd never abandon the Hatopus. So I grab two tentacles with my hands, Hatopus grabs my hands with two tentacles, picks up my small bag with fourth tentacle while holding the third in the air, shaking it to the right. Hatopus straightens my clothes with the fifth, opening the door with the sixth, waving with the seventh to the left. Then we exit, but while the Hatopus holds the door with the eighth tentacle, I say - Goodnight, good people. I love you so much. 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
aka CAT Posted October 18, 2017 #1103 Share Posted October 18, 2017 We love you, too, but hatopus is banned-- oops, pardon the mistaken identity. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tcgram Posted October 18, 2017 #1104 Share Posted October 18, 2017 Banned for making a mistake. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MissJatti Posted October 19, 2017 #1105 Share Posted October 19, 2017 9 hours ago, Helen of Annoy said: Not banned for I'd never abandon the Hatopus. So I grab two tentacles with my hands, Hatopus grabs my hands with two tentacles, picks up my small bag with fourth tentacle while holding the third in the air, shaking it to the right. Hatopus straightens my clothes with the fifth, opening the door with the sixth, waving with the seventh to the left. Then we exit, but while the Hatopus holds the door with the eighth tentacle, I say - Goodnight, good people. I love you so much. Banning Helen, I mean Hatopus, no no, Helen, for In your recent picture, you only have 4 that's right 4 tentacles. So straightening clothes, opening on holding doors, and waving is impossible for you. But give you credit trying to act like homer Simpson, with your fourth and your so called "seventh" tentacle(s) 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mark One Posted October 19, 2017 Author #1106 Share Posted October 19, 2017 Banned for gods sake. 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
purrrpetrator Posted October 19, 2017 #1107 Share Posted October 19, 2017 20 hours ago, tcgram said: Banned for making a mistake. hey, Ms. Perfect.....nice! banned! 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tcgram Posted October 19, 2017 #1108 Share Posted October 19, 2017 Banned for assuming I'm perfect. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
purrrpetrator Posted October 19, 2017 #1109 Share Posted October 19, 2017 Banned for assuming I didn't do my due diligence. 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tcgram Posted October 20, 2017 #1110 Share Posted October 20, 2017 Banned for assuming that I did. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MissJatti Posted October 20, 2017 #1111 Share Posted October 20, 2017 banning everyone for not trying to speak Jamaican 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mark One Posted October 20, 2017 Author #1112 Share Posted October 20, 2017 Banned for impersonating a french person talking in Chinese. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MissJatti Posted October 23, 2017 #1113 Share Posted October 23, 2017 banned for bringing Mark back 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mark One Posted October 23, 2017 Author #1114 Share Posted October 23, 2017 Your banned for the 50th time - congrats. 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tcgram Posted October 24, 2017 #1115 Share Posted October 24, 2017 Banned for keeping count. 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
aka CAT Posted October 26, 2017 #1116 Share Posted October 26, 2017 (edited) On October 24, 2017 at 6:27 PM, tcgram said: Banned for keeping count. You count, but, instead of likewise banning you, I'll get a pal to cause 'Mr Many Names' to lose count... Flashback of events leading up to the apparent paradox above: 'Mr What's His Face,' too drunk to notice the garnish in his drink, is choking on it when Time Travel Cat (TTC) aka CPR cat gets him to cough up the goldfish. Next, as CPR cat's intermittently pressing on his chest and breathing into his mouth, a tom counts to fifty whereupon 'Mr Plenty Names' is revived. That number remains lodged in his head and, after all of our trouble, nothing changes. _______________________________________________________________ Nothing, only that I'm now unbanning both you and the 'Mr So-and-So.' Edited October 26, 2017 by aka CAT 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
aka CAT Posted October 26, 2017 #1117 Share Posted October 26, 2017 On October 20, 2017 at 8:29 AM, MissJatti said: banning everyone for not trying to speak Jamaican Banned, because 'Jamaican' me want coffee past my caffeine cut-off time. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MissJatti Posted October 27, 2017 #1118 Share Posted October 27, 2017 Banned for its Jimmy-can 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
schizoidwoman Posted October 28, 2017 #1119 Share Posted October 28, 2017 Banned because I haven't banned anyone in way too long. 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
purrrpetrator Posted October 29, 2017 #1120 Share Posted October 29, 2017 Banned for not knowing what's good for you. 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
aka CAT Posted October 29, 2017 #1121 Share Posted October 29, 2017 (edited) Greetings, schizoidlady. Nevermind purrrpetrator: He's banned. Edited October 29, 2017 by aka CAT 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
+ouija ouija Posted October 29, 2017 #1122 Share Posted October 29, 2017 Banned for posting extreme violence under the pretence of a kiddies' cartoon. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
+ouija ouija Posted October 29, 2017 #1123 Share Posted October 29, 2017 On 18/10/2017 at 8:43 PM, Helen of Annoy said: Not banned for I'd never abandon the Hatopus. So I grab two tentacles with my hands, Hatopus grabs my hands with two tentacles, picks up my small bag with fourth tentacle while holding the third in the air, shaking it to the right. Hatopus straightens my clothes with the fifth, opening the door with the sixth, waving with the seventh to the left. Then we exit, but while the Hatopus holds the door with the eighth tentacle, I say - Goodnight, good people. I love you so much. As soon as a read this I knew she wasn't coming back. Banned for leaving us, Helen. *bottom lip wobbles* 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tcgram Posted October 29, 2017 #1124 Share Posted October 29, 2017 I second that ban, I miss Helen! 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
aka CAT Posted October 29, 2017 #1125 Share Posted October 29, 2017 (edited) Banned are those who don't understand why hatopus cannot always be Helen's right-arm buddy: Give him a break by letting her undergo the transformation that will free him to become a daddy. Besides, she was really getting tired of his wet willies. Edited October 29, 2017 by aka CAT 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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