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YOU ARE BANNED (Part 7)

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Banned for not using your hands and therefore not leaving fingerprints at the scene of the crime, AND abandoning the Hatopus to be identified by his sucker-prints! :o 

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Not banned for I'd never abandon the Hatopus. 

So I grab two tentacles with my hands, Hatopus grabs my hands with two tentacles, picks up my small bag with fourth tentacle while holding the third in the air, shaking it to the right.

Hatopus straightens my clothes with the fifth, opening the door with the sixth, waving with the seventh to the left.

Then we exit, but while the Hatopus holds the door with the eighth tentacle, I say -

Goodnight, good people. I love you so much. 

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We love you, too, but hatopus 

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is banned--

oops,

pardon the mistaken identity.

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Banned for making a mistake.

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9 hours ago, Helen of Annoy said:

Not banned for I'd never abandon the Hatopus. 

So I grab two tentacles with my hands, Hatopus grabs my hands with two tentacles, picks up my small bag with fourth tentacle while holding the third in the air, shaking it to the right.

Hatopus straightens my clothes with the fifth, opening the door with the sixth, waving with the seventh to the left.

Then we exit, but while the Hatopus holds the door with the eighth tentacle, I say -

Goodnight, good people. I love you so much. 

Banning Helen, I mean Hatopus, no no, Helen, for In your recent picture, you only have 4 that's right 4 tentacles. So straightening clothes, opening on holding doors, and waving is impossible for you.

But give you credit trying to act like homer Simpson, with your fourth and your so called "seventh" tentacle(s)

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Banned for gods sake.

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20 hours ago, tcgram said:

Banned for making a mistake.

hey, Ms. Perfect.....nice! banned!

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Banned for assuming I'm perfect.    

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Banned for assuming I didn't do my due diligence.

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Banned for assuming that I did.  

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banning everyone for not trying to speak Jamaican 

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Banned for impersonating a french person talking in Chinese.

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