UM-Bot Posted March 25, 2017 #1 Share Posted March 25, 2017 The Haar Mode Team salon in Dresden is offering customers a rather unique type of massage service. http://www.unexplained-mysteries.com/news/305727/hair-salon-is-offering-snake-neck-massages 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ExpandMyMind Posted March 25, 2017 #2 Share Posted March 25, 2017 I wonder if they also use snake oil for lubricant? 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Daughter of the Nine Moons Posted March 25, 2017 #3 Share Posted March 25, 2017 I don't think that I would like this 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
seaturtlehorsesnake Posted March 25, 2017 #4 Share Posted March 25, 2017 aw, that's kind of sweet that- wait, they're not neck massages for snakes? never mind. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
seeder Posted March 25, 2017 #5 Share Posted March 25, 2017 snakes have necks? 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
seaturtlehorsesnake Posted March 25, 2017 #6 Share Posted March 25, 2017 yes! they're called "snecks*" *by me, right now. 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Galactic Goatman Posted March 26, 2017 #7 Share Posted March 26, 2017 "Ah yesss, thatssss the sssspot..." 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Unusual Tournament Posted March 26, 2017 #8 Share Posted March 26, 2017 22 minutes ago, AustinHinton said: "Ah yesss, thatssss the sssspot..." Bite your tongue. 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
seaturtlehorsesnake Posted March 26, 2017 #9 Share Posted March 26, 2017 these jokes are starting to rattle me. 7 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MWoo7 Posted March 26, 2017 #10 Share Posted March 26, 2017 (edited) @ExpandMyMind"I wonder if they also use snake oil for lubricant?" of course! and wouldn't one of the companies name it Snecksy Rattle Toy Lube? 12 hours ago, ExpandMyMind said: I wonder if they also use snake oil for lubricant? Edited March 26, 2017 by MWoo7 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Parsec Posted March 26, 2017 #11 Share Posted March 26, 2017 While I appreciate that they called the python Monty, these guys are crazy. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
highdesert50 Posted March 26, 2017 #12 Share Posted March 26, 2017 Right, wrap a constrictor on a most vulnerable part of the body, for massage. And, in the next room we have our piranha, a natural skin defoliant. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GlitterRose Posted March 26, 2017 #13 Share Posted March 26, 2017 And this year's Darwin Award goes to... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
little_dreamer Posted March 26, 2017 #14 Share Posted March 26, 2017 Snakes + human neck = not a good combination (unless you are a hungry snake). 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
woopypooky Posted March 28, 2017 #15 Share Posted March 28, 2017 only good for attention seeker facebook selfies. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Calibeliever Posted March 29, 2017 #16 Share Posted March 29, 2017 Pass. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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