Conspirologist Posted May 6, 2017 #1 Share Posted May 6, 2017 Here are the 10 signs of you being socially awake and conscious: 01 You know there's no meaningful difference between major political parties. 02 You know that the US Federal Reserve is the engine of economic problems. 03 You know that preemptive war is never necessary, because of atomic bomb. 04 You know that you're being systematically poisoned, how, by whom, and why. 05 You know that government can never legislate morality, nor should they ever. 06 You know that the mass media are owned and manipulated by the ruling elite. 07 You know that neighbors are not the enemy, even with ideological differences. 08 You know that the endgame is a one world control of the whole planet Earth. 09 You know that there are esoteric powers manipulating our physical world. 10 You know that the power to change the world rests with you and you alone. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
quiXilver Posted May 6, 2017 #2 Share Posted May 6, 2017 11 you know that you should be living very far underground with no meaningful contact with anyone outside the circle of safety? 6 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Imaginarynumber1 Posted May 6, 2017 #3 Share Posted May 6, 2017 (edited) 12. You pee sitting down Edited May 6, 2017 by Imaginarynumber1 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GlitterRose Posted May 6, 2017 #4 Share Posted May 6, 2017 Wow...that number 10 reeks of ego. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
quiXilver Posted May 6, 2017 #5 Share Posted May 6, 2017 13 the only time is now... JUST DO IT 14 CAPS LOCK IS CRUISE CONTROL FOR COOL 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
XenoFish Posted May 6, 2017 #6 Share Posted May 6, 2017 (edited) 15.Every wall in your home is covered with tin foil. Edited May 6, 2017 by XenoFish Got ninja'd 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
quiXilver Posted May 6, 2017 #7 Share Posted May 6, 2017 29 minutes ago, Imaginarynumber1 said: 12. You pee sitting down hey I don't wanna miss sometimes and I'm sleepy... 2 minutes ago, XenoFish said: 15.Every wall in your home is covered with tin foil. holy... I gotta start closing the blinds. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Imaginarynumber1 Posted May 6, 2017 #8 Share Posted May 6, 2017 3 minutes ago, XenoFish said: 15.Every wall in your home is covered with tin foil. 16. Your tin foil hat has a tin foil hat 8 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
XenoFish Posted May 6, 2017 #9 Share Posted May 6, 2017 (edited) 17. You have at least 4 locks on every door in your home. Edited May 6, 2017 by XenoFish 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
quiXilver Posted May 6, 2017 #10 Share Posted May 6, 2017 18 temporal time displacement accelerators randomly replacing all remotes in your house with exact working replicas 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
XenoFish Posted May 6, 2017 #11 Share Posted May 6, 2017 (edited) 19. A wormhole left by aliens in your dryer devours only left socks. Edited May 6, 2017 by XenoFish 6 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GlitterRose Posted May 6, 2017 #12 Share Posted May 6, 2017 6 minutes ago, XenoFish said: 19. A wormhole left by aliens in your dryer devours only left socks. I KNEW it. 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
quiXilver Posted May 6, 2017 #13 Share Posted May 6, 2017 another snort... that's two in one evening... unprecedented! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Imaginarynumber1 Posted May 6, 2017 #14 Share Posted May 6, 2017 20. Your cat really is trying to kill you 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
XenoFish Posted May 6, 2017 #15 Share Posted May 6, 2017 (edited) 21. Your security cameras are being watched by your other security cameras. Edited May 6, 2017 by XenoFish 6 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Imaginarynumber1 Posted May 6, 2017 #16 Share Posted May 6, 2017 22. You CAN believe it's not butter 8 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
XenoFish Posted May 6, 2017 #17 Share Posted May 6, 2017 Just now, Imaginarynumber1 said: 22. You CAN believe it's not butter Nice 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
XenoFish Posted May 6, 2017 #18 Share Posted May 6, 2017 23. Believes everything you've read on the internet. 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
quiXilver Posted May 6, 2017 #19 Share Posted May 6, 2017 2 minutes ago, Imaginarynumber1 said: 22. You CAN believe it's not butter you sir... win 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Imaginarynumber1 Posted May 6, 2017 #20 Share Posted May 6, 2017 24. You think being "socially awake" is a thing 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GlitterRose Posted May 6, 2017 #21 Share Posted May 6, 2017 8 minutes ago, Imaginarynumber1 said: 20. Your cat really is trying to kill you My cat is terrible. She steals every lid ever and bats it around to a place I can't find it. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
XenoFish Posted May 6, 2017 #22 Share Posted May 6, 2017 25. Most of your sentences start with, "What if I told you....". 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
quiXilver Posted May 6, 2017 #23 Share Posted May 6, 2017 7 minutes ago, ChaosRose said: My cat is terrible. She steals every lid ever and bats it around to a place I can't find it. We have three... one of my favorite games lately is set an over/under for how many corks, milk carton tops and fake mice we will find when I lift up the sofas... this week it's currently set @ 27, which I think is low, so I'm laying heavy on over. 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Frank Merton Posted May 6, 2017 #24 Share Posted May 6, 2017 How do these neat little threads get by me until everything I can think of has already been said? Know what I mean? 6 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
XenoFish Posted May 6, 2017 #25 Share Posted May 6, 2017 Just now, Frank Merton said: How do these neat little threads get by me until everything I can think of has already been said? Know what I mean? We know all, see all, hear all, and some of you are loud. lol 6 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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