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10 signs of you being socially awake


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Here are the 10 signs of you being socially awake and conscious:

01 You know there's no meaningful difference between major political parties.

02 You know that the US Federal Reserve is the engine of economic problems.

03 You know that preemptive war is never necessary, because of atomic bomb.

04 You know that you're being systematically poisoned, how, by whom, and why.

05 You know that government can never legislate morality, nor should they ever.

06 You know that the mass media are owned and manipulated by the ruling elite.

07 You know that neighbors are not the enemy, even with ideological differences.

08 You know that the endgame is a one world control of the whole planet Earth.

09 You know that there are esoteric powers manipulating our physical world.

10 You know that the power to change the world rests with you and you alone.

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11 you know that you should be living very far underground with no meaningful contact with anyone outside the circle of safety?

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12. You pee sitting down

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Wow...that number 10 reeks of ego.

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13 the only time is now... JUST DO IT

14 CAPS LOCK IS CRUISE CONTROL FOR COOL

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15.Every wall in your home is covered with tin foil.

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29 minutes ago, Imaginarynumber1 said:

12. You pee sitting down

hey I don't wanna miss sometimes and I'm sleepy...

2 minutes ago, XenoFish said:

15.Every wall in your home is covered with tin foil.

holy... I gotta start closing the blinds.

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3 minutes ago, XenoFish said:

15.Every wall in your home is covered with tin foil.

16. Your tin foil hat has a tin foil hat

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17. You have at least 4 locks on every door in your home.

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18 temporal time displacement accelerators randomly replacing all remotes in your house with exact working replicas

 

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19. A wormhole left by aliens in your dryer devours only left socks.

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6 minutes ago, XenoFish said:

19. A wormhole left by aliens in your dryer devours only left socks.

I KNEW it.

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another snort... that's two in one evening... unprecedented!

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21. Your security cameras are being watched by your other security cameras.

 

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2 minutes ago, Imaginarynumber1 said:

22. You CAN believe it's not butter

you sir... win

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8 minutes ago, Imaginarynumber1 said:

20. Your cat really is trying to kill you

My cat is terrible. She steals every lid ever and bats it around to a place I can't find it. 

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7 minutes ago, ChaosRose said:

My cat is terrible. She steals every lid ever and bats it around to a place I can't find it. 

We have three... one of my favorite games lately is set an over/under for how many corks, milk carton tops and fake mice we will find when I lift up the sofas... this week it's currently set @ 27, which I think is low, so I'm laying heavy on over.

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How do these neat little threads get by me until everything I can think of has already been said?  Know what I mean?

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Just now, Frank Merton said:

How do these neat little threads get by me until everything I can think of has already been said?  Know what I mean?

We know all, see all, hear all, and some of you are loud. lol

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