Mark One Posted May 20, 2017 Author #51 Share Posted May 20, 2017 What should I eat today? 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
acute Posted May 20, 2017 #52 Share Posted May 20, 2017 17 minutes ago, Big Mirk said: What should I eat today? Go to Iceland, buy 8 hotdog rolls, a jar of 8 hotdog sausages, Heinz 'Classic Burger Sauce', and gorge yourself on slow fast food. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
+Noteverythingisaconspiracy Posted May 20, 2017 #53 Share Posted May 20, 2017 15 hours ago, Matt221 said: Why is there anything at all Because there is no nothing nowhere. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
acute Posted May 20, 2017 #54 Share Posted May 20, 2017 8 minutes ago, Noteverythingisaconspiracy said: Because there is no nothing nowhere. No! There's never no nothing nowhere, surely. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Matt221 Posted May 20, 2017 #55 Share Posted May 20, 2017 17 minutes ago, acute said: No! There's never no nothing nowhere, surely. I thought there'd be somthing somewhere for there to be anything at all 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mark One Posted May 20, 2017 Author #56 Share Posted May 20, 2017 On 5/18/2017 at 3:27 AM, tcgram said: Doesn't 'expecting the unexpected" make the unexpected expected? Only if your awake. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Space Commander Travis Posted May 21, 2017 #57 Share Posted May 21, 2017 On 5/19/2017 at 11:10 AM, acute said: How did cavemen survive with all those hungry dinosaurs milling around? They were protected by their womenfolk. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mark One Posted May 21, 2017 Author #58 Share Posted May 21, 2017 Why do people still live near volcanoes? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
+Noteverythingisaconspiracy Posted May 21, 2017 #59 Share Posted May 21, 2017 47 minutes ago, Big Mirk said: Why do people still live near volcanoes? To keep warm ? 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
+Noteverythingisaconspiracy Posted May 21, 2017 #60 Share Posted May 21, 2017 6 hours ago, Manfred von Dreidecker said: They were protected by their womenfolk. With women like that they probably never felt like leaving the caves anyway. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mark One Posted May 21, 2017 Author #61 Share Posted May 21, 2017 3 hours ago, Noteverythingisaconspiracy said: With women like that they probably never felt like leaving the caves anyway. Erm, I think I would risk my chances with the dinosaurs instead. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
acute Posted May 23, 2017 #62 Share Posted May 23, 2017 On 21/05/2017 at 5:55 PM, Big Mirk said: If you're thinking this is just a typical Black Country woman, you would be wrong! This is Freda Birmingham-Six, the YamYam Party's treasury spokesperson. 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Matt221 Posted May 23, 2017 #63 Share Posted May 23, 2017 Wow what hot chick is she married? 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
acute Posted May 24, 2017 #64 Share Posted May 24, 2017 Big Murk, Why do you comical Brits write 'deodorant', but you can't spell 'odor' without shoehorning a 'u' into it? 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mark One Posted May 24, 2017 Author #65 Share Posted May 24, 2017 53 minutes ago, acute said: Big Murk, Why do you comical Brits write 'deodorant', but you can't spell 'odor' without shoehorning a 'u' into it? Splendid question Alan. The inclusion of that vowel would have quite literally soured the outlook and also lowered the performance of that body spray. To be British means, one cannot afford to be obtuse when advertising such things. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mark One Posted May 24, 2017 Author #66 Share Posted May 24, 2017 20 hours ago, Matt221 said: Wow what hot chick is she married? That prehistoric lady is infact referred to as a, Gruntette. Her mate, a Grunt. 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Matt221 Posted May 24, 2017 #67 Share Posted May 24, 2017 Ahhh only a mate not a spouse I may be in with a chance........ or is that just wrong? 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mark One Posted May 24, 2017 Author #68 Share Posted May 24, 2017 4 hours ago, Matt221 said: Ahhh only a mate not a spouse I may be in with a chance........ or is that just wrong? Check your horoscope when Alpha Centauri is aligned with Plutos left cusp. If you get the green light, go for it lad. 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Space Commander Travis Posted May 25, 2017 #69 Share Posted May 25, 2017 17 hours ago, acute said: Big Murk, Why do you comical Brits write 'deodorant', but you can't spell 'odor' without shoehorning a 'u' into it? it's because deodorant was invented by Americans, since Brits had never heard of it, due to either not needing it due to not having odour, or absolutely stinking the place out but being too apathetic to care, depending on your prejudice. oh sorry, it's supposed to be Mark/Mirk/Mork that's supposed to provide the answers, isn't it. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
acute Posted May 25, 2017 #70 Share Posted May 25, 2017 28 minutes ago, Manfred von Dreidecker said: oh sorry, it's supposed to be Mark/Mirk/Mork that's supposed to provide the answers, isn't it. Big Mirk is getting lazy! He doesn't turn up in his own thread half the time, the Chippy Run orders are "too complicated", and his alter-ego (MWoo7) has lapsed. Unbefirkinlievable! 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mark One Posted May 25, 2017 Author #71 Share Posted May 25, 2017 12 hours ago, Manfred von Dreidecker said: it's because deodorant was invented by Americans, since Brits had never heard of it, due to either not needing it due to not having odour, or absolutely stinking the place out but being too apathetic to care, depending on your prejudice. oh sorry, it's supposed to be Mark/Mirk/Mork that's supposed to provide the answers, isn't it. Only when lazy gits like yourself are washing their long, permed hair. *raspberries* 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mark One Posted May 25, 2017 Author #72 Share Posted May 25, 2017 ^What he said also for Alan^ 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Matt221 Posted May 26, 2017 #73 Share Posted May 26, 2017 How long ago was the ago,in"long long ago" my mate big stan reckons it was long ago but as I told him if this was the case where did the other long come from? 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
+Noteverythingisaconspiracy Posted May 26, 2017 #74 Share Posted May 26, 2017 7 hours ago, Matt221 said: How long ago was the ago,in"long long ago" my mate big stan reckons it was long ago but as I told him if this was the case where did the other long come from? It doesn't really matter because it happened far far away. 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Matt221 Posted May 27, 2017 #75 Share Posted May 27, 2017 Ah I see far long away ago 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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