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Man tries to kiss rattlesnake; gets bitten


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1 hour ago, paperdyer said:

Maybe this guy is a relative of Bullwinkle - "Hey Rocky, watch me French kiss a rattlesnake. Ouch! No doubt about it, I have to get medical help!" "Hey Rocky, will you suck the venom out for me?"

Even we moose aren't silly enough to try to french kiss a rattlesnake... It's a bit like licking a porcupine.. Not a good idea...

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This thread brought to my mind a song that, for being about betrayal, made me really sad as a child.  

Now, my naivete then seems laughable.  The song:

 

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The update says he's gonna lose his tongue.

Necrosis near the head is almost always fatal ...

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I wonder if they'll 3D print him a new tongue ...

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Guess who kissed who first.

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"Hey Bubba! Hold ma beer... watch this! This is gonna be the funniest thing ever... yeeeeouch!"

What's even better, next week he'll be outdone by someone in Ohio...

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2 hours ago, third_eye said:

I wonder if they'll 3D print him a new tongue ...

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Maybe a brain would be of more use to him. 

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54 minutes ago, Captain Risky said:

Maybe a brain would be of more use to him. 

Touche ...

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19 hours ago, Captain Risky said:

Maybe a brain would be of more use to him. 

 

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Just now, Tatetopa said:

There is a saying I've heard in the South,

"Mean as a snake."  maybe it has some validity.  Maybe snakes don't like to French kiss strangers.  It is a good thing he didn't try to show a dicpic first, that might have really put the snake in a hate.

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On 22/05/2017 at 8:13 AM, Tatetopa said:

"Mean as a snake."  maybe it has some validity.  Maybe snakes don't like to French kiss strangers.  It is a good thing he didn't try to show a dicpic first, that might have really put the snake in a hate.

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