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Pattern on Europe Rewrites History

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Ahhh... you are using the old Pre-Furthark translation, @back to earth . The more modern translation reads.... 

"I'll trade your pet Heron for this lovely vase"

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On 17/06/2017 at 4:58 AM, kmt_sesh said:

To be honest that's as far as I got. I get so tied of these wingnuts with delusions of grandeur who think they're "rewriting history." Please. Tonight, I'm not in the mood. I'd rather mathterbate.

I always think "re-writing history" means publishing a book detailing all the worlds events, such as the Battle of Hastings fought in Belgium in 1815 between the Apaches and the Japanese.   The Apaches won.

(Obvioustly other historians are part of a global illuminati conpsiracy to hide the truth from us.)

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18 hours ago, back to earth said:

Thats a strange translation for the script above the mans head. 

I looked it up and the man is actually saying  ' Not now, I have an erection, I want to go to my bed,  come into my room and fan me, I will take the boat ride tomorrow. "

https://www.egyptiandictionaycladking.com 

 

 

LOL Yes, your translation is better than mine. I think I misinterpreted the translation for "eat me."

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On ‎6‎/‎17‎/‎2017 at 10:24 PM, back to earth said:

here it is ... a UFO   observing things    ( behind the snake  )   in ancient Egypt ... there !    ......   soon it will report back on what it saw  . 

Image result for egyptian serpents

 

On ‎6‎/‎17‎/‎2017 at 11:08 PM, kmt_sesh said:

Can't you see? The snake is enormous, it has wings, a long beard, and the thing behind its head is actually on its head because it's a helmet that conceals a very long and bulbous skull. Obviously, the snake is an alien! 

The man squatting before the alien-snake is trying to tempt it with a jug of ancient Egyptian beer. The glyphs above the man's head represent what he's speaking: "Hey, snake-dude, please don't eat me!"

(Tee-hee, I can play this game too! Actually that's a beautiful scene rich in iconography. I would translate the man's name as Amunemwia, which happens to be BTE's middle name.)

Just so this doesn't get out of hand, I decided to go ahead and provide the REAL translation of the glyphs over the guys head.

From the right side, reading up and to the left:

"I came here on the party barge with some friends. We hit all the bars and got falling down drunk.

I had in mind that there'd be lots of hot and horny women here, but it's just a sausage fest."

Harte

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7 hours ago, Harte said:

 

 

Just so this doesn't get out of hand, I decided to go ahead and provide the REAL translation of the glyphs over the guys head.

From the right side, reading up and to the left:

"I came here on the party barge with some friends. We hit all the bars and got falling down drunk.

I had in mind that there'd be lots of hot and horny women here, but it's just a sausage fest."

Harte

Really? I must be horrid at translation converted to English I read quickly (left to right)

Beetle Ibis lapped (tools《-tools left unread) the little woman with my magic snake the kicked back with a bottle.

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On 6/19/2017 at 6:33 AM, Harte said:

 

 

Just so this doesn't get out of hand, I decided to go ahead and provide the REAL translation of the glyphs over the guys head.

From the right side, reading up and to the left:

"I came here on the party barge with some friends. We hit all the bars and got falling down drunk.

I had in mind that there'd be lots of hot and horny women here, but it's just a sausage fest."

Harte

Well there is a little guy with a large sausage right next to the bird....

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On 6/17/2017 at 9:08 PM, kmt_sesh said:

Can't you see? The snake is enormous, it has wings, a long beard, and the thing behind its head is actually on its head because it's a helmet that conceals a very long and bulbous skull. Obviously, the snake is an alien! 

The man squatting before the alien-snake is trying to tempt it with a jug of ancient Egyptian beer. The glyphs above the man's head represent what he's speaking: "Hey, snake-dude, please don't eat me!"

(Tee-hee, I can play this game too! Actually that's a beautiful scene rich in iconography. I would translate the man's name as Amunemwia, which happens to be BTE's middle name.)

The prophet known as Lovecraft, and his disciples, did write of the snake men and their influence over mankind....

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