kmt_sesh Posted July 4, 2017 Author #101 Share Posted July 4, 2017 1 hour ago, jmccr8 said: A football player went into the local safeway to pick up groceries, when he got to the produce section he asked a clerk if he could buy half a cantaloup, the clerk didn't know and walked to the breakroom to ask the manager. While walking in he starts saying to the manager that" some ******** idiot wants to buy half a cantaloup" and realizes as he's speaking that Nolan has followed him in, and without a break he turns and points to Nolan and says "and this gentleman would like to buy the other half". jmccr8 Did they even have cantaloups i ancient Israel? There, now your post fits right in. Other than that, the joke cracked me up! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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