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Interview with people who believe flat Earth

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59 minutes ago, I'mConvinced said:

Duh, shoes of course! 

You don't say! Presumably when you take them off you float away.

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Ozymandias Illuminated

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On 2017-8-29 at 6:47 PM, stereologist said:

If there was such a thing as gravity

If there is no such thing as gravity whence comes the force that registers your weight on a scales.

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6 minutes ago, Ozymandias said:

You don't say! Presumably when you take them off you float away.

Don't be silly, that's what socks are for.

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Just now, I'mConvinced said:

Don't be silly, that's what socks are for.

I think you may be joking but just in case you are not:

What happens when you take your socks off?

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4 minutes ago, Ozymandias said:

I think you may be joking but just in case you are not:

What happens when you take your socks off?

Your feet get cold...

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Just now, I'mConvinced said:

Your feet get cold...

Touche!

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I am of course joking.

It does however highlight the problem of trying to argue logically with people who think illogically. You can't.

To emphasise my point; the moment you use 'real' science you become a part of the conspiracy in their eyes. Either you have been brainwashed to accept the cultural norms or you are directly involved in the coverup. If you mention any 'facts' such as gravity or size and distance of moon and sun to earth you will be countered with untestable nonsense and branded a globist. 

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54 minutes ago, Ozymandias said:

If there is no such thing as gravity whence comes the force that registers your weight on a scales.

It's called potato chips.

They are governed by the obesity force. It is an inverse square force that is mediated by particles called corpulents. Corpulents shed return unless they are acquired by someone else. This is the reason my corpulent status is unchanged. I acquire as fast as I shed.

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If it isn't flat, how do you explain Norfolk?

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20 minutes ago, Border Collie said:

If it isn't flat, how do you explain Norfolk?

Norfolk doesnt make any sense whatever the Earth is ..... :D 

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On 8/30/2017 at 7:42 PM, stereologist said:

It's called potato chips.

They are governed by the obesity force. It is an inverse square force that is mediated by particles called corpulents. Corpulents shed return unless they are acquired by someone else. This is the reason my corpulent status is unchanged. I acquire as fast as I shed.

 

Fat Earth Theory?

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I was reading about libration the other day. It is what allows us to see 59% of the Moon's surface. How are flat earther's going to explain that?

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On ‎8‎/‎30‎/‎2017 at 6:41 PM, Ozymandias said:

If there is no such thing as gravity whence comes the force that registers your weight on a scales.

There are two flat earth views for this.

1.  There is an upward acceleration

2. Density/Buoyancy/Pressure

 

Both have been easily refuted.

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On ‎9‎/‎6‎/‎2017 at 4:07 PM, stereologist said:

I was reading about libration the other day. It is what allows us to see 59% of the Moon's surface. How are flat earther's going to explain that?

Most flat earthers believe the moon, like the sun is a flat disk.

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On ‎9‎/‎6‎/‎2017 at 3:57 PM, The Russian Hare said:

 

Fat Earth Theory?

They prefer Corpulent Earth Theory.

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6 minutes ago, Quaentum said:

Most flat earthers believe the moon, like the sun is a flat disk.

That is a problem because from the Earth we can see 59% of the Moon's surface. The view is slightly different over time.

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1 hour ago, stereologist said:

That is a problem because from the Earth we can see 59% of the Moon's surface. The view is slightly different over time.

To be honest I don't think they even know about it. If you believe gravity is a hoax, why bother to study orbital mechanics ?

It looks kinda cool though.

Over one lunar month more than half of the Moon's surface can be seen from the surface of the Earth.

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2 hours ago, stereologist said:

That is a problem because from the Earth we can see 59% of the Moon's surface. The view is slightly different over time.

Absolutely but you see, one of the requirements of believing in a flat earth is to eliminate logical thought.

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On 06/09/2017 at 8:25 PM, Essan said:

Norfolk doesnt make any sense whatever the Earth is ..... :D 

So, Norfolk doesn't exist? OK I can believe that.

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Did you know?...

 

...It is said that the term's predecessor, non plus ultra, was inscribed on the Pillars of Hercules at the Strait of Gibraltar, which marked the western end of the classical world. The phrase served as a warning: "(Let there) not (be) more (sailing) beyond." The New Latin version ne plus ultra, meaning "(go) no more beyond," found its way into English in the 1630s.

https://www.merriam-webster.com/dictionary/ne plus ultra

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On 8/30/2017 at 10:27 AM, Ozymandias said:

What keeps your feet on the ground?

Intelligent Falling.

(It must be real - it's in Wikipedia.)

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