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Turinabol

Nibiru?

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The Moon was by the feet of Virgo. The Sun by the head. Jupiter passe below the body of Virgo from July to now and moves along at a snail's pace as it moves around the Sun in 30 years.

The synopsis link claimed falsely that " Jupiter will be situated near her middle, almost appearing to look like it’s within her womb. " That's false.

The following: " On the date mentioned, Jupiter will exit the constellation and it will appear like the constellation gave birth. " Jupiter leaves the constellation depending o n where you draw the lines around the stars.

The fix for the failure line is " However, on September 23, 2017, three planets, Mercury, Mars, and Venus will also be lined up above Virgo’s head and will add to the number, bringing it to 12. " You need a fix and 3 planets are supposed to be the fix.

Mercury and Venus are always close to the Sun. Leo has 16 stars with the name Leo attached to them. The constellation of Virgo has been associated with fertility since the times of the Babylonians. The article says " Virgo is so named because the constellation looks like a virgin woman. " I guess that is true if the lonely astronomer has not been to Vergina in a long time.

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11 hours ago, Harte said:

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*barf*

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13 hours ago, Harte said:

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After studying the ancient text I have found out that it isn't really 40 virgins, its 40 Verginans. :rolleyes:

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Hey! My meme disappeared!

Must be a conspiracy of Muslims.

Harte

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1 hour ago, Harte said:

Hey! My meme disappeared!

Must be a conspiracy of Muslims.

Harte

The Hef one? It's still there - at least for me anyway?

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2 hours ago, Stiff said:

The Hef one? It's still there - at least for me anyway?

Must have been my work server.

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At least 10 years I've been reading these planet X, rogue comet, Nibiru, Nemesis, etc. stories on disclose.tv, beforeitsnews.com, etc.   Dozens of the stories.  They only vary in the BS the author decides to put into them and by the fact that the appointed date is always some point in the near future that eventually gets eclipsed with nothing happening.

It takes quite an insane level of gullibility to believe the stories posted on these kind of websites.  When it comes to 'fake news', it doesn't get more fake than these kind of stories.

 

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On 23/09/2017 at 6:37 PM, Turinabol said:

Actually, I've heard that if you stare at the sun for 10 minutes without blinking or looking away, you could actually spot Nibiru. 

That's dangerous and irresponsible advice.  Staring at the sun for more than a few seconds can caused retinal damage.

It's also impossible to stare as something as bright as the sun without blinking for 10 minutes, unless you're undergoing the Ludivoco method and they have you pointed at the sun.

I've stupidly looked directly at the sun through a telephoto lens for matter of seconds and I saw stuff that wasn't there.  Multiple visions of the sun in my eyes, wobbly coloured things in my vision, etc. Migraine headaches.  A need to lie down.  No NIbiru though, but I imagine the kind of gullible twerps who believe these doom porn stories would gladly interpret vision defects caused by staring at the sun as evidence of rogue planets coming to wreak havoc on the earth.

It's hard to tell if you're joking or not, but there's a reason that people are advised not to stare directly at the sun, especially for as long as 10 minutes (if such a thing were possible without going completely blind).

Nobody try this.

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religious nutcases!

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On 9/23/2017 at 0:26 PM, stereologist said:

Au contraire! Wait a week and they will be back with another onslaught of DOOOOOOM   POOOOOOORN.

Was just perusing youtube and what do you know, the apocalyptic doom and gloom everywhere reminded me of your reply. You called it...

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On Monday, September 25, 2017 at 10:10 PM, MissCalamity said:

If the world doesn't end in October :P you can always do this in December... ;)

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Hey, you don't have to wait till Christmas. Use the garbage you have now and then put the "body" behind someone's dumpster. Just make sure you wear gloves and sanitize your garbage - that is, make sure there's nothing in it to ID you.

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I'm so glad the apocalypse was postponed until the end of October. I was really afraid I was going to miss trick or treating.

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