DA: Derailers Anonymous Thread

[Luca-RoseElsie-Raemom1921]

2 minutes ago, kmt_sesh said:

I'm back. What did I miss?

Managed to keep the bandages dry once again, but it's a lot of work to take all of that off and then put it all back on.

You don't want to know lol

[Aquila King]

2 hours ago, kmt_sesh said:

Aw, gees. Thanks for the merry chuckle. Do these people understand that they're bug-nuts crazy?

But I like the robes. Where can I get a robe?

I think if they knew they were crazy they wouldn't be crazy.

As for the robe, probly the same place you found that mummy hoodie.

[Luca-RoseElsie-Raemom1921]

3 minutes ago, Aquila King said:

I think if they knew they were crazy they wouldn't be crazy.

As for the robe, probly the same place you found that mummy hoodie.

We could get him a personalised one on it. Worlds Best Mod on there

[Aquila King]

Just now, Ruby04 said:

We could get him a personalised one on it. Worlds Best Mod on there

He needs a sash that says that like a Miss Universe winner.

[ShadowSot]

5 minutes ago, Aquila King said:

I think if they knew they were crazy they wouldn't be crazy.

 

I've found the ceremony where we regularly practice symbolic cannibalism a bit crazy, even as a kid. 

[Luca-RoseElsie-Raemom1921]

1 minute ago, Aquila King said:

He needs a sash that says that like a Miss Universe winner.

Why not both

 

[ShadowSot]

2 minutes ago, Ruby04 said:

Why not both

 

I'll get a couple of coconuts. 

[Aquila King]

3 minutes ago, Ruby04 said:

Why not both

[tcgram]

The rum cakes are a success!!   Rum cake all around!   I made a butter rum glaze to pour over them as well....yum!

[Luca-RoseElsie-Raemom1921]

1 minute ago, ShadowSot said:

I'll get a couple of coconuts. 

My mind went right to coconut bra

[Aquila King]

3 minutes ago, ShadowSot said:

I've found the ceremony where we regularly practice symbolic cannibalism a bit crazy, even as a kid. 

I always wondered why vampirism was demonic while symbolically drinking blood is okay.

[ShadowSot]

1 minute ago, Ruby04 said:

My mind went right to coconut bra

 

 

[Luca-RoseElsie-Raemom1921]

1 minute ago, Aquila King said:

I always wondered why vampirism was demonic while symbolically drinking blood is okay.

What vampirism is demonic?

That's it I'm screwed, since I have 2 teeth that naturally look like fangs

[kmt_sesh]

17 minutes ago, ShadowSot said:

... Does it get dizzy during the wrap? 

That used to be the case, back in the bad old days. But I developed a machine with a bunch of mechanical arms that do the work for me. I just stand there, all serene, and let the arms wrap me up. 

[kmt_sesh]

12 minutes ago, Ruby04 said:

We could get him a personalised one on it. Worlds Best Mod on there

Flattery will get you everywhere!

[ShadowSot]

1 minute ago, Aquila King said:

I always wondered why vampirism was demonic while symbolically drinking blood is okay.

I think the blood drinking version of vampires is a more recent take on the vampire myth. Though there's something that tends towards it being a perversion of the Catholic mass. And sexual, which probably adds to it. Lotta smutty vampire stories going back to Dracula. 

 

[ShadowSot]

1 minute ago, kmt_sesh said:

That used to be the case, back in the bad old days. But I developed a machine with a bunch of mechanical arms that do the work for me. I just stand there, all serene, and let the arms wrap me up. 

But with the finest toilet linens, right?

[kmt_sesh]

6 minutes ago, tcgram said:

The rum cakes are a success!!   Rum cake all around!   I made a butter rum glaze to pour over them as well....yum!

Young lady, you are making me very hungry!

 

[ShadowSot]

Just now, kmt_sesh said:

Young lady, you are making me very hungry!

 

You and me both.

[Luca-RoseElsie-Raemom1921]

1 minute ago, kmt_sesh said:

Flattery will get you everywhere!

Just saying what I think.

I left a Facebook brides to be group when one admin (who's gone to weddings of members only to block them after the wedding) kept getting meaner on her power trip.

[kmt_sesh]

4 minutes ago, Ruby04 said:

What vampirism is demonic?

That's it I'm screwed, since I have 2 teeth that naturally look like fangs

You're safe. All of the demonic qualities skipped you and went right to your small demon.

[ShadowSot]

Ah man, the above linens joke reminded me of this cartoon from the 90's.

 

 

 

[Aquila King]

I think my dog may have a urinary track infection...

[tcgram]

2 minutes ago, kmt_sesh said:

Young lady, you are making me very hungry!

 

Woohoo!!   I got called young!!   LOL  

[Luca-RoseElsie-Raemom1921]

1 minute ago, kmt_sesh said:

You're safe. All of the demonic qualities skipped you and went right to your small demon.

Lol she's napping right now