pallidin Posted October 20, 2017 #1 Share Posted October 20, 2017 Let me make this clear from the beginning... I love dogs, all dogs, but you see a chihuahua is not a dog. It is a demon from HELL. 8 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lilly Posted October 20, 2017 #2 Share Posted October 20, 2017 When my collie Ringo was about 9 months old two little demons from down the road 'double team' attacked him. It was like watching a couple of piranha fish, finally Ringo just flung them off and the little demon's owner collected them. To this day (Ringo will soon be 3 yrs) he doesn't care very much for small aggressive dogs. Turns out the demons in question are Chihuahua mixed with who knows what (some kind of terrier no doubt). Those two dogs hate all other dogs and all other humans...thankfully they're too small to cause very much harm. 6 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lilly Posted October 20, 2017 #3 Share Posted October 20, 2017 1 minute ago, seanjo said: Dogs personalities are made by their owners. No, no more than ones children's personalities are made by the parents. A dog's personality is a complex dynamic of the function it was bred for (the dog's breed), individual genetics, environmental factors and training. I've had many dogs in my lifetime and they all had distinct individual personalities and traits common to their particular breed and just to them as individuals. My German Shepherd Beau differed in basic temperament from my Standard Collie Lilly based on breed, gender and individual temperament. However, my Australian Shepherds Ruby and Rascal (and now Ringo) had many traits that are breed specific, but they still were all different in many aspects. The only aspects that I could control were their environment and training. 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
acute Posted October 20, 2017 #4 Share Posted October 20, 2017 (edited) 31 minutes ago, seanjo said: Dogs personalities are made by their owners. That's not strictly accurate. Dogs have been bred and inbred to accentuate certain traits. Their average/normal behaviour may be decided largely by their owners, but every breed has its predispositions. Edited October 20, 2017 by acute . 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pallidin Posted October 20, 2017 Author #5 Share Posted October 20, 2017 Not those little demons... they come from the 5th dimension, the gateway of Hell, with their snippy, mean attitude. They are not dogs, they are fury "unmentionable" pets of Satan. 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LV-426 Posted October 20, 2017 #6 Share Posted October 20, 2017 I think the experts call it Small Dog Syndrome. The theory basically goes that certain behaviours in small dogs, as even smaller puppies, might be considered "cute." The same behaviors in larger dogs might be considered threatening and aggressive. The smaller dogs therefore don't go through the same conditioning as they grow. Or something along those lines anyway! 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lilly Posted October 20, 2017 #7 Share Posted October 20, 2017 So pallidin, bitten by a Chihuahua were you? The worst dog bite I ever received was from a Cocker Spaniel...named 'Fluffy' no less. 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pallidin Posted October 20, 2017 Author #8 Share Posted October 20, 2017 (edited) 10 minutes ago, Lilly said: So pallidin, bitten by a Chihuahua were you? The worst dog bite I ever received was from a Cocker Spaniel...named 'Fluffy' no less. Yes, I was bitten by one of those creatures of the nether realm. I would have kicked it into next week but the little b****** wouldn't let go of my ankle sock. Son-of-a-b**** came out of nowhere and attacked me. They're not normal... they have PSYCHO tattooed on their teeth. B*******, I hate them. Lol... Edited October 20, 2017 by pallidin 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lilly Posted October 20, 2017 #9 Share Posted October 20, 2017 Ok, time to clam down...has the little demon had all of his shots? Did his 'tattooed teeth' break your skin? 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pallidin Posted October 20, 2017 Author #10 Share Posted October 20, 2017 3 minutes ago, Lilly said: Ok, time to clam down...has the little demon had all of his shots? Did his 'tattooed teeth' break your skin? Yes, that little pervert of Nature broke my skin. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
acute Posted October 20, 2017 #11 Share Posted October 20, 2017 5 minutes ago, pallidin said: b*******, I hate them. Can you keep a secret? I'm with you! I hate the little shih-tzus. 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pallidin Posted October 20, 2017 Author #12 Share Posted October 20, 2017 Ever see a ceremony of Satan? Guess what 4-legged minion of Hell is always there? That's right... a frigging chihuahua. Ok, maybe not... but they COULD. 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pallidin Posted October 20, 2017 Author #13 Share Posted October 20, 2017 Q: Whom of notoriety was shredded by a Chihuahua? A: Chuck Norris, Claude van Dame and the entire SEAL Team 6. 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pallidin Posted October 20, 2017 Author #14 Share Posted October 20, 2017 Q: What do Chihuahuas eat as a mere snack? A: Live piranhas. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pallidin Posted October 20, 2017 Author #15 Share Posted October 20, 2017 Little known phact... Army Rangers use Chihuahuas as weapons, firing them from mortar cannons at enemies. 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pallidin Posted October 20, 2017 Author #16 Share Posted October 20, 2017 In 1964, NASA was experimenting with the use of Chihuahuas for space flight testing due to their low body mass. However, and to the horror of NASA, the little demon, strapped in, managed to eat the entire rocket. Project was abandoned. 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
+and-then Posted October 20, 2017 #17 Share Posted October 20, 2017 I'm beginning to think you don't much like ankle-biters. 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pallidin Posted October 20, 2017 Author #18 Share Posted October 20, 2017 After all this rant I feel better now. Thank you all...... 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lilly Posted October 20, 2017 #19 Share Posted October 20, 2017 43 minutes ago, pallidin said: Yes, that little pervert of Nature broke my skin. Is this 'little pervert of nature' licensed (therefore has had his shots)? Seriously, you don't want to have been exposed to rabies, so it's important that you know if Satan's little pet was properly immunized. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pallidin Posted October 20, 2017 Author #20 Share Posted October 20, 2017 (edited) 7 minutes ago, Lilly said: Is this 'little pervert of nature' licensed (therefore has had his shots)? Seriously, you don't want to have been exposed to rabies, so it's important that you know if Satan's little pet was properly immunized. Oh, for a second I thought you wrote: "...if Satan's little pet was properly euthanized." Lol This was 20+ years ago when that happened, and at the time I did not seek treatment. Thankfully must be Ok. Edited October 20, 2017 by pallidin 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Taun Posted October 20, 2017 #21 Share Posted October 20, 2017 I have a theory about Chihuahua's.... I think they have been bred down so small that there is little room in their skulls - and their brains hurt... 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lilly Posted October 20, 2017 #22 Share Posted October 20, 2017 2 minutes ago, pallidin said: Oh, for a second I thought you wrote: "...if Satan's little pet was properly euthanized." Lol This was 20+ years ago when that happened, and at the time I did not seek treatment. Thankfully must be Ok. 20 years ago and you're just now getting mad? Wow, you really do have a long fuse! 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lilly Posted October 20, 2017 #23 Share Posted October 20, 2017 I must admit one thing...this thread is the best laugh I've had all day. Wait a minute...we send Chihuahuas over to Kim Jong Un...he thinks they're just a dinner entrée...the Chihuahuas then eat Lil' Kim! 6 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
toast Posted October 20, 2017 #24 Share Posted October 20, 2017 Q: what is furry, is farting all day long, looks like Marty Feldmann and is agressive like a T-Rex? 7 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pallidin Posted October 20, 2017 Author #25 Share Posted October 20, 2017 Breaking News (CNM) Miami, FL Both state, local and Federal authorities are cautioning county residents as to a serial ankle-biter. So far, 156 people have been injured. Going by the nickname "Chi", this creature, which resembles a tiny dog and looks like Marty Feldman, should be considered teethed and extremely agitated. County residents are advised to remain indoors. News at 11..... 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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