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Investors pounce on brothel shares

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MELBOURNE (Reuters) - Australian investors have plunged enthusiastically into the world's oldest profession as a Melbourne company became the globe's first listed brothel.

Shares of the bordello enterprise, which hired Hollywood Madam Heidi Fleiss to spice up its stock listing and touts itself as a recession-proof, five-star hotel, doubled on their first day of trading on Thursday.

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I spoke to a Madam who ran a brothel in Melbourne once biggrin.gif

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I guess the investors will be looking forward to their end of year profit-sharing laugh.gif

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Is that the begining of a confession there? The O biggrin.gif

Ya Naughty boy salook.giflaugh.gif

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Hahahahahahahaha! laugh.gif

You're discovered man! laugh.gif

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ya, and Halo youre one to talk, Miss 5th level of Hell! you are a very bad girl smile.gif

(my wife scored 8th level of Hell. i wonder if this baby is mine?) laugh.gif

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My best advise would be to buy before it splits, look carefully at the spreadsheet before investing and be ready for wild fluctuations and gyrations before it settles down. It's usually hard for a new issue to penetrate a tight market but once successful insertion is achieved a quick upward spike on the chart will occur.

Initial over performance is often followed by a lull, look to this respite for the opportunity to inject new funds into derivatives.

Insider Tip: Do not enter this foray with a short position be prepared to go long.

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ohmy.gifohmy.gifohmy.gif

Good Lord, I suddenly desire a cigarette and a quick nap. tongue.gif

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lol@ j6p and even more at MM,s post. laugh.giflaugh.giflaugh.gif

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Halo, I am completely innocent biggrin.gif The Madam actually told me that if she had another pair of legs she,d open up in Sydney biggrin.gif

Boom, Boom wink.gif

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laugh.giflaugh.giflaugh.gif @ The O & tongue.giftongue.giflaugh.gif @ DS

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