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Daughter of the Nine Moons

{un}holy haiku

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Posted (edited)

Saw this on another board. The thrust of this challenge is to create a series of haiku that are linked -- the last line of one is the first line of the next and so on ...

smelling rotting corpse

found a hobo in my bed

looks like Ron Howard

looks like Ron Howard

with his dentists drill in hand

I will take the gas

so the next haiku starts with ...

I will take the gas

Edited by Daughter of the Nine Moons

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I will take the gas

you can blame us, we ate beans

wholesome squishy snack

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wholesome squishy snack

with an old man's toothless mouth

I eat lime jello

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I eat lime jello

put it under Moe's armpits

we dance, heap big fun

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we dance, heap big fun

naked hippies round a fire

ouch! watch out for sparks

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ouch! watch out for sparks

burned hair like Michael Jackson

whose your daddy now?

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whose your daddy now?

drop some dollars daddy on

your sweet baby girl

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your sweet baby girl

smiles resplendent, birthday gilt.

cupcakes and ice cream.

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Posted (edited)

DOT'S

I will take the gas:

i will take the gas

take a deep breath, it's your last

down goes the ski mask

drive up to the house

peering eyes, no witnesses

relief, no police

cut through the back door.

images of girls and whores.

mercy. oh dear lord.

i come to his bed.

beat his body, gaged and bound

he moans and makes sounds

rapist. molester.

little girls safe and sound

daughters and moms too

spread the gas around

with match lit, smile and big grin

"even trade" i say

Edited by RaginCajun

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Posted (edited)

Cool Cajun (edit I re- read it and it was a very cool haiku)

but your haiku

should start with snuffy's last line.

cupcakes and ice cream.

Edited by Daughter of the Nine Moons

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cupcakes and ice cream.

is fun to make with the teams.

please don't eat with beans.

bannana ice cream

gives headache. get a good rest

tonight i will dream.

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tonight I will dream

danger; adventure await

dragons sail the sea

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dragons sail the sea

just to die in the waters

what a suicide

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what a suicide

to watch the lemmings leap from

cliff, smashed on the rocks

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cliff smashed on the rocks

then cliff's friend took a photo

his name was Winky

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His name is Winky

A smillie little fellow

who likes to tickle

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Who likes to tickle

Pricky pokey cactuses

I need chocolate

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I need chocolate

dark and creamy it is good

it's no Bill Shatner

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Its no Bill Shatner

He should date Martha Stewert

Decorate my home

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Decorate my home

Drape it in fine furnishings

Make it worth my buck.

..........and here i was expecting blasphemous, sacreligious haikus.

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make it worth my buck

i'm looking for peking duck

on a piece of toast

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on a piece of toast

rest jimmys severed finger

he bites, yum crunchy

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he bites, yum crunchy

groovy granola snackies

peace out my brother

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peace out my brother

I choke my dog with toothpaste

he foams at mouth now

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he foams at mouth now

alka seltzer overload

gastronomic bliss

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