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Skunk Ape Bite

Have you been bitten by the Skunk Ape?   16 members have voted

  1. 1. Have you been bitten by the Skunk Ape?

    • Yes
      3
    • No
      7
    • Maybe
      1
    • I thought so, but it was my wife.
      4
    • I thought so, but it was just me.
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I just want to know how many other unlucky people have also been stricken by what as known as Skunkbitus, or the sickness following a bite from the Skunk Ape. I had been travelling in the high grass areas of Ft. Lauderdale, when I veered of course into an alley. In between The Last Minutes and The Golden Age retirement homes, I was approached by an ape-like humanoid. I had drank a lot earlier and I thought it was just an after effect of that crazy thing called alchohol, and I perceived it just my imagination. To my disgust and surprise, the next morning there were a series of bite marks all over my left arm and genital area. It smelt of vomit, rotten eggs, and grandma. After taking my...advil...the pain went away and I was back to normal. It took a few weeks to heal and i experienced severe diarrhea and a runny nose over the period of time. I had to get my stomac pumped too! laugh.gif Please give me your feedback!

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Thanks to God .. haven't had that experience yet .. laugh.gif

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blink.gif ummmmmm, nooooo.....I will..ah..keep an eye out......are you serious? No, really....are you?? blink.gifblink.gif

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Nasty, thankfully we do not have them over here in the UK. Not by where I live anyway.

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funny story i should tell you people some time laugh.giflaugh.giflaugh.giflaugh.giflaugh.giflaugh.gif

heheheheh good times heheheh

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this is so off the topic, but I did respond above, buut...I find this little guy blink.gif to be the cutest smile...I just love the way he blinks so dumbfoundedly.....sorry again *but isn't he cute!**sneaking out the door quietly whistling.gif *

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wut little guy? im lost.

and are u serious VOX. wut is a skunk ape? huh.gif

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Seems we've discovered the 'real' cause of the monkey-pox outbreak. w00t.gif

Quick, someone contact the CDC.

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lol @ Lillian and MM laugh.gif

I think they would of pumped your stomach for other reasons rather than from a skunk ape bite whistling.gif

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Logan, this oaf isnt Vox. he just absconded with Vox's avatar.

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