FearChupa Posted June 16, 2003 #1 Share Posted June 16, 2003 I live across the road from a pasture where their are cows. I have not seen the cows over there in the pasture lately so i have come to the conclusion that some of the cows must of been attacted by a chupacabra. If anyone knows if they could appear in the UNited States please tell me. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kismit Posted June 16, 2003 #2 Share Posted June 16, 2003 OMG there's a conspiracy ..... All the sheep around here are losen there wool Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Delacorr Posted June 16, 2003 #3 Share Posted June 16, 2003 Maybe they killed or sold the cows... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
UnpopularLola Posted June 16, 2003 #4 Share Posted June 16, 2003 maybe the chupacabra owns them. just ask the person who owns them where they are. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bloated Corpse Posted June 16, 2003 #5 Share Posted June 16, 2003 Mayber there was a BarBQ and you weren't invited. Mmmm steak. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Anirbas Posted June 16, 2003 #6 Share Posted June 16, 2003 I bet the ownder sold them and you didn't see them being loaded. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Homer Posted June 16, 2003 #7 Share Posted June 16, 2003 @ Kismit Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aslan Posted June 16, 2003 #8 Share Posted June 16, 2003 Why a Chupacabra? Why not a giant anaconda? Or a Tyrannosaurus Rex? Or Elvis? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Starlyte Posted June 16, 2003 #9 Share Posted June 16, 2003 What makes you think it was a Chupacabra? It could of been a million different other things. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
schadeaux Posted June 16, 2003 #10 Share Posted June 16, 2003 Yeah, it might have been Elvis. Did you find any fried penut butter and banana sandwiches around? Or maybe it was the MIB! The cows are in a pasture, right? I said all along it was cows high on polluted pond water and over-ripe hay bales making those crop circles. Now the MIB are finally crackin down on their shenannigans. Remember that next time you order a burger. Ask yourself "Why is the guy behind the register wearing sunglasses?" Then think of these poor, stoned cows. Yep, 100% conspiracy. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Althalus Posted June 16, 2003 #11 Share Posted June 16, 2003 Seriously though, there have been the occasional reports of El Chupacabra from America, but only from the Southern half. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mandyistheshiznit Posted June 20, 2003 #12 Share Posted June 20, 2003 I'd say, from reading your name and your story that you may have an unreasonable fear of chupacabras, maybe you should lighten up a bit.........its just a thought. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ObieTrice Posted June 25, 2003 #13 Share Posted June 25, 2003 Hahaha the cows must have been killed by all those crazy chupa's runnin round. Hey, you know there is a horror movie bout them? I laughed so hard when I came across it in da movie store. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
reese2 Posted June 25, 2003 #14 Share Posted June 25, 2003 Do you mean in THE movie store? Reese Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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