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Nominations: Best Member Quote

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Please post your nominations for Best Member Quote here. Members can nominate up to 3 quotes for this award. Please feel free to nominate someone even if they have already been nominated by someone else - the names with the most nominations will go through to the final voting in two weeks time.

A 'Member Quote' for this award constitutes a single sentence that a member has posted on the forum which you feel is worthy of winning this award. This is a new category this year so it's up to you what you think should win.

Please include the quote and the name of the member in your nominations.

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Posted (edited)

Burnside

Kratos

Talon

Crap -- I need to find the quotes now..While I find them here was a classic insult posted while upset one day (apologized to the member later):

I'm also going to say this nicely.

You have just proved the theory that there is no limit to human stupidity. Do yourself and everyone else a favor: disconnect your computer from the Internet.

If wit was spit, your mouth would be drier than a shallow well in an African heat wave. I'd get more pleasure from running my nostrils down a cactus, than reading another contribution from you.

Now, why don’t you climb onto that Special Needs tricycle of yours with the fourth wheel attached for extra-ensured retard stability and pedal your fat ass down to the sports field and do some “outdoors” stuff for a change.

Have a GREAT day.

Edited by ForRizzle

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Posted (edited)

Padowan they closed my Hunting thread because "Someone" added directions how to make a bomb!

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Edited by dunderhead

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I'm also going to say this nicely.

You have just proved the theory that there is no limit to human stupidity. Do yourself and everyone else a favor: disconnect your computer from the Internet.

If wit was spit, your mouth would be drier than a shallow well in an African heat wave. I'd get more pleasure from running my nostrils down a cactus, than reading another contribution from you.

Now, why don’t you climb onto that Special Needs tricycle of yours with the fourth wheel attached for extra-ensured retard stability and pedal your fat ass down to the sports field and do some “outdoors” stuff for a change.

Have a GREAT day.

ForRizzle said this? Then he has my nomination. That is pure gold. thumbsup.gif

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Yes maam.. That came out in a fit of anger and I later retracted it because it was a bit mean.. But thanks for believing in me.. wub.gif

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MJB222, definatley.

Fish are cool

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Seraphina - "I refuse to match wits with an unarmed opponent"

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That's always been one of my favourites on this board too. Put me down for that as well!

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Me too... although i think its "I refuse to have a battle of wits with an unarmed apponent"

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That's not my best! tongue.gif My best quote is...

"Thank you for giving your wonderful and informative point of veiw to the debate. And now, returning to sanity for a moment, here's mine..."

It's hard to pic a winner to be honest...I've read some absolutely cracking lines since joining huh.gif Probably something by Moe though...just because...lots of what Moe says is just too weird not to feature as a memorable quote blink.gif

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I shall also shamelessly nominate that quote of Sera's grin2.gif

And I'll nominate another 2 when I find them.

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Seraphina - "I refuse to match wits with an unarmed opponent"

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I'll have to go with this one as well.

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My vote also goes for Seraphina's.

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yeah, my vote is for moe..the no need to thank us cracks me cracks me up.

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I'm going to be egotistical on this one, and nominate the following quote by myself:

"Some say that Hope is the Fuel of Civilization... I say it's a good cup of coffee..."

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"All I found was some amateur porn involving Chico del Nacho."

-Snuffypuffer

"I may not be Half-God, but I am Full Mod!"

-Kismit

"This is the first post of yours I've read. I hope to read more so I can disagree with them too."

-Mr. Ed

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lol! that mr_ed quote was directed at me so im going to have to go wtih that too

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I like the Seraphina one.

Sera's got my vote!

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Sera's wit one thumbsup.gif

Rizzle's has been done on almost every board on the net, nothing great about it.

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First off, we don't know if aliens exist.  Secondly, if they have the technology for interstellar/intergalactic travel they'd probably have pretty cool guns that could erradicate humanity completely.

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That one there, it makes me giggle. thumbsup.gif

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Posted (edited)

Obviously this was a bad idea.

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hehe laugh.gif

Saruman- For actually making a category for "Best Male Member."  laugh.gif

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and

"I may not be Half-God, but I am Full Mod!"

-Kismit

Edited by Daughter of the Nine Moons

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"I may not be Half-God, but I am Full Mod!"

-Kismit

I like that one, it has my vote thumbsup.gif

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"All I found was some amateur porn involving Chico del Nacho."

        -Snuffypuffer

"I may not be Half-God, but I am Full Mod!"

                  -Kismit

"This is the first post of yours I've read. I hope to read more so I can disagree with them too."

      -Mr. Ed

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laugh.giflaugh.giflaugh.gif Those three have my vote as well laugh.giflaugh.gif

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Posted (edited)

JMPD1:

I think that your 'theories' and legends are just so much inane, pseudo-intellectual, new age-ancient knowledge bushwa. Your initial post is a wandering, semi-coherent drabble that repeats itself in an attempt to impart some aura of sobriety of thought. As a grade b monster movie, it is barely acceptable.

(original topic)

BURN!

ForRizzle:

If that is not the most rediculous claim of the day, then I will be amazed.

Simple, elegant, BURN!!!!!!

(topic)

Edited by sourpatchkid

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~747400~

Bless Dunderhead, he's only got a little dinghy ...

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PRICELESS!

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