et's daddy Posted June 21, 2005 #1 Share Posted June 21, 2005 im not here to debate the existence of God so all repliers please assume God does indeed exist im interested to know if you had a way to know for sure God would receive your message, what message would you send ? peronally id like God to not give up on us as the best is yet to come. oh, and God, if you have the time, feel free to randomly spare some abused children. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ForRizzle Posted June 21, 2005 #2 Share Posted June 21, 2005 I would beg him to delete this thread because it has been done so many times already. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
101 Posted June 21, 2005 #3 Share Posted June 21, 2005 God please help me and My baby have fun and sleep in today. I am tired. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SilverCougar Posted June 21, 2005 #4 Share Posted June 21, 2005 Dear God, Tell your son he left his robe at my place. I now he has aot but the neighbors are starting to talk... Yours Truely The SilverCougar ps Your wife says Hi. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Metalix Knightmare Posted June 21, 2005 #5 Share Posted June 21, 2005 Dear God, WHY IN THE NAME OF YOU DID YOU MAKE BUG BITES ITCH FOR HOURS ON END!?!?!?! I'd think 5 minutes would be enough. Metalix. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
101 Posted June 21, 2005 #6 Share Posted June 21, 2005 Dear God, Why did you make food taste so good if we aren't supposed to be gluttons? Thanks, 101 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
charon Posted June 21, 2005 #7 Share Posted June 21, 2005 im interested to know if you had a way to know for sure God would receive your message, what message would you send ? WHY? If you think about this you might understand the question I would ask him. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lost_In_Thought Posted June 22, 2005 #8 Share Posted June 22, 2005 Dear God. Why did you make smoking, Alcohol, and sex (damn S.T.D.) kill us? Why you have to be a party pooper... P.S. Stop making you sons statue's shadow in my schools chapel look like he's tokeing guns... - - Lost - - Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
+Link of Hyrule Posted June 22, 2005 #9 Share Posted June 22, 2005 (edited) I would tell God this: I will tell Him how great He is. I will ask for the return of His kingdom. I will pray that His will is accomplished. I will pray for all our daily needs and requirements. I will ask Him to forgive me for wrongdoings against him, and ask for help in forgiving others. I will ask him for help in living my life for Him and His glory, and for help in resisting Satan's voice. After all, this is how Jesus taught us to pray. Our Father in heaven, hallowed by your name. Your kingdom come. Your will be done, on earth as it is in heaven. Give us this day our daily bread. Forgive us our debts as we also have forgiven our debtors. Lead us not into temptation, but deliver us from the evil one. All the best, Edited June 22, 2005 by BFG Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boris the Spider Posted June 22, 2005 #10 Share Posted June 22, 2005 I'd ask God if God could please stop the ride, I think I'm getting sick. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Seraphina Posted June 22, 2005 #11 Share Posted June 22, 2005 Well....as many of you are probably aware, I believe god has a great deal to answer for. Genocide...torture...being cruel, abusive and evil in general...it's a long list. The questions I'd have to ask are less important than his answers....certainly, if I got the typical christian answer of "you shouldn't question god! God can do what he likes!" then I can't say it'd improve my opinion of him much. I'd also ask if he'd seen where I left the tv remote. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lightbeyondthedark Posted June 22, 2005 #12 Share Posted June 22, 2005 My message to God: Lord... Hi its me... My heart hangs heavy, but I do not fear... My thoughts are with my brothers and sister... This world is a very, very trying place, please give us strength... Thank you lord for your love... Some don't see it, but I know you love me... For you never said that life would be easy, or fair... But you did say you would walk every step of it with me... The things you have done for me lord, I can never praise you enough for... The things I have been through, some can't imagine how I love and trust in you so... But I can't imagine not loving you and trusting you... Because I know it is your strength that got me through those times. And although in my life I have slipped many times, you always picked me up again... No matter what it was I did, you never turned away from me... I only wish lord I could love you as much as you love me... Thank you lord for creating me... Thank you lord for giving me a purpose... Thank you lord for accepting me... Thank you lord for giving to me... Thank you lord for dying for me... Thank you lord for walking with me... Thank you lord for loving me... LBD Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Unorthodox Thesis Posted June 22, 2005 #13 Share Posted June 22, 2005 (edited) im interested to know if you had a way to know for sure God would receive your message, what message would you send ? Proverbs 15:28-29 The heart of the righteous studies how to answer, but the mouth of the wicked pours forth evil. The LORD is far from the wicked, but He hears the prayer of the righteous. I Jhon 5:14-15 Now this is the confidence that we have in Him, that if we ask anything according to His will, He hears us. And if we know that He hears us, whatever we ask, we know that we have the petitions that we have asked of Him. Why did you make food taste so good if we aren't supposed to be gluttons? WHY IN THE NAME OF YOU DID YOU MAKE BUG BITES ITCH FOR HOURS ON END!?!?!?! P.S. Stop making you sons statue's shadow in my schools chapel look like he's tokeing guns... Proverbs 17:28 Even a fool is counted wise when he holds his peace; when he shuts his lips, he is considered perceptive. Dear God, Tell your son he left his robe at my place. I now he has aot but the neighbors are starting to talk... Jeremiah 15:17 I did not sit in the assembly of the mockers, nor did I rejoice; I sat alone because of Your hand, for You have filled me with indignation. Proverbs 14:6 A scoffer seeks wisdom and does not find it, but knowledge is easy to him who understands. Edited June 22, 2005 by Norman Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SilverCougar Posted June 22, 2005 #14 Share Posted June 22, 2005 Who's scoffing? I'm serious... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
101 Posted June 23, 2005 #15 Share Posted June 23, 2005 Oh my goodness. I was playing about the whole food thing silly! Dear God, Please give me wisdom throughout my day so I can make the right decisions. I love you and I want you to help me through my time of need. In Jesus name amen, 101 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GodsMessenger Posted June 24, 2005 #16 Share Posted June 24, 2005 im not here to debate the existence of God so all repliers please assume God does indeed exist im interested to know if you had a way to know for sure God would receive your message, what message would you send ? peronally id like God to not give up on us as the best is yet to come. oh, and God, if you have the time, feel free to randomly spare some abused children. 689956[/snapback] And the sign said everybody welcome to come in and kneel down and pray But when they passed around the plate and the end of the day I didn't have a penny to pay So I got me a pen and a paper And I made up my own little sign I said thank you Lord for thinking about me I'm alive and doin fine... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TaintedDoughnuts Posted June 24, 2005 #17 Share Posted June 24, 2005 Dear God, Please help me BEAT THIS STUPIDLY HARD GAME I'VE BEEN STUCK ON FOREVER!!!!! Oh, and help the poor African children who are starving and those poor suffering people. Amen!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
girty1600 Posted June 24, 2005 #18 Share Posted June 24, 2005 Dear God, Would you please ask your followers to stop doing stupid **** in your name? Oh by the way, thanks for making Mount Rushmore. It's cool. In blah blah blah blah blah, Amen Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SilverCougar Posted June 24, 2005 #19 Share Posted June 24, 2005 You... do.. realize that mount rushmoore was carved by man, right? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
girty1600 Posted June 24, 2005 #20 Share Posted June 24, 2005 You... do.. realize that mount rushmoore was carved by man, right? 694990[/snapback] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SilverCougar Posted June 24, 2005 #21 Share Posted June 24, 2005 Just making sure... I know people who firmly believe it's naturaly made... same people believe the earth is.. flat.. ._o Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jeceris Posted June 24, 2005 #22 Share Posted June 24, 2005 dear god, hope you got the letter, and i pray you can make it better down here, i don't mean a big reduction int he price of beer, but all the people that you made in your image, see them starvin on their feet, cause they don't get enough to eat, from god dear god, sorry to disturb you but i feel i should be heard loud and clear we all need a big reduction in the amount of tears and all the people that you made in your image see them fighting in the streets cause they can't make opinions meet about god did you make disease, and the diamond blue? did you make mankind, after we made you? and the devil too. dear god don't know if you noticed, but your name is on a lot of quotes in this book us crazy humans wrote it you should take a look and all the people you made in your image still believing that junk is true well i know it ain't and so do you, dear god i won't believe in heaven and hell no saints no sinners no devil as well no pearly gates, no thorny crown, you're always letting us humans down the wars you bring the babes you drown those lost at sea and never found and it's the same the whole world round the hurt i see helps to compound that the father, son, and holy ghost is just somebody's unholy hoax and if you're up there you'd percieve that my heats here upon my sleeve and there's one thing i don't believe in... it's you dear god.-----XTC from the album "skylarking" i'd play that song for god, but then, he's probably allready heard it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mypaddedroom Posted June 25, 2005 #23 Share Posted June 25, 2005 I would beg him to delete this thread because it has been done so many times already. 689961[/snapback] I would ask him (as I do) to forgive me for my sins I commit. And am going to commit. Forgive those ohers "who are so blind and ignorent to each other" And help us to realize everything happens for a reason. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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