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I was probed

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Yesterday I was abducted and probed by aliens, what should I do? :s9

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Congratulations, you've just completed the first step on your 'Things I want to accomplish before I die' list.

1. Be abducted and probed by an alien.

2. Have your teeth extracted one by one.

3. Get a barbed-wire wedgie trying to hop a fence.

4. Have the hiccups for nine years.

5. Give birth to a full-grown porcupine.

6. Get your tongue stuck in a moving escalator.

7. Have Marilyn Manson tattooed on your butt.

8. Pose nude for National Geographic.

9. Spend 11 weeks on the "It's a Small World" ride at Disneyland.

10. Get French-kissed by Richard Simmons.

  Feel free to keep us posted when you accomplish the other listed goals, we're rooting for you.

Magikman  :sh

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Sue them. Did you see a valid Probing License?

I thought not.

:sg

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I'll bet they did not wear any protection

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One person's probe is another person's....uh...never mind.  :se  :sj

MM...another one for the list of to do's...take diving lessons from Jaws.   :sk

Dalia   :sf

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I had the barb-wire wegie, all I can say is OUCH! :sq

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Kieran,

You have to understand most of us will be a little.... or alot skeptic as to what your trying to tell us here.

We discuss these things all the time and rarely have people like your self post statements like yours.

Now... in the very rare case that it really did happen....

we would need alot.... and I mean alot more details.

A simple answer would be to just do nothing and live your life.  It`s hard to answer your question without knowing what kind of answer your looking for.

So... my suggestion.... write your whole experience down and post it.  Be ready for all sorts of critisim....as well as good feedback.  That`s a start.

Best of luck

Mystify   :sj

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hmmm...detailed experiences on probing, leaving nothing to the imagination.

Probing is cool 8)

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Homer

You're sick!

(Mind you, I like that in a man) :s09

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Really?

Sick is cool 8)

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Sick is only cool if you get better - however long it takes.

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They stick probes in every little hole they can find, don't they.  They don't leave anything to the imagination.  Yuk!  :s07

- :shrebecca

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Didn't Wheatley always write about the 7 orifices of entry into the human body in his witchcraft books?

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I have eight!  ;D

:shrebecca

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:s2 :s2 :s2

Sublime understatement Crosis, plus the fact that your post was on a subsequent page only made the laughter even more likely to make me fall off my chair.

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cheers Ps,

I have to say that my comedy timing has been getting better (pure luck of course)of late.  ;D

:sq

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Riiight...my mind doesn't go well with big words.  :s01

:sh

rebecca

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I have told this to nobody but I have 2 strange marks on my leg. I don't know were they come from and I have also strange dreams/nightmares about light and shadows of strange little man I don't know what to do and I don't want to tell anybody about it because i am afraid they will laugh tell me what to do

A Dutch boy

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:s9

ok now i am really worried :s01

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Serious advice to anyone suffering abduction: read the works of Budd Hopkins and John Mack for starters. Find out what other people have said about their experiences and see if there are any similarities. You should also be able to pick up some tips on how to deal with the situation...

Other advice: get a chastity belt?... :s9

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Chastity belts are cool 8)

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             Homer,

          Wouldn't that depend on who has the key?   :s9

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You're absolutely right KC  :s04

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