Exeter Posted August 28, 2003 #1 Share Posted August 28, 2003 This is the complete article: Mars Approach Will Spawn Record Number Of Alien Hybrid Babies LOS ANGELES (Wireless Flash) -- Mars is closer to the Earth than it has been in 60,000 years -- in more ways than one. According to alien expert Andy Reiss, the Mars approach is going to lead to a record baby boom of half-Martian, half-human offspring. Reiss claims the number of so-called "hybrid babies" always increases when Mars passes close by the Earth and predicts this time around, 5 to 7 percent of all births on Earth will be E.T. hybrids. But don't go looking for little green men in your bedrooms, ladies. Reiss says although Martians are really attracted to Earth girls, they often impregnate them telepathically using their minds, not their bodies. It's certainly not the same as procreation between humans, but Reiss says most hybrids are the result of this sort of "spiritual impregnation." He says women may find themselves with a Martian bun in the oven after having vivid dreams of sex with an alien. LOL!!! I wish there was a forum for the silly side of the paranormal. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Saru Posted August 28, 2003 #2 Share Posted August 28, 2003 LOL!!! I wish there was a forum for the silly side of the paranormal We do have a section which is sort of along those lines, the 'World of the Bizarre' board, I'll move this into there. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Benjo Koolzooie Posted August 29, 2003 #3 Share Posted August 29, 2003 Talk about Bizarre! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
QueenOfYourNightmares Posted August 29, 2003 #4 Share Posted August 29, 2003 and when was the last passing of mars? because i always thought there was a little something wrong with me...lololol jk Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Anirbas Posted August 29, 2003 #5 Share Posted August 29, 2003 ok perhaps the proper protection is foil on your head like in signs - and if i have to carry an alien child that b****** better come down and "do the deed" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BuhiBuhi-Kun Posted August 29, 2003 #6 Share Posted August 29, 2003 Lucky I am wearing my tinfoil underwear and beanie! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
thesupernatural Posted August 29, 2003 #7 Share Posted August 29, 2003 Oh dear, please tell me nobody believes this story! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
spyro_86 Posted August 29, 2003 #8 Share Posted August 29, 2003 Oh dear, please tell me nobody believes this story! I'm with you. I think mars passes like once evry 6000 years or every 600 years anyway, so you know this guy just made this story up because no proof could ever last that long. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bluesky21 Posted August 29, 2003 #9 Share Posted August 29, 2003 (edited) he sounds like a certain kimm or uranium101. i've been coming here for a while, and man [FLAME REMOVED] Edit: Did not edit this post before, sorry about that. Bluesky, ofcourse the same goes for you as for everybody else. Do not insult or flame members. Edited August 31, 2003 by Phantom Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
uranium101 Posted August 29, 2003 #10 Share Posted August 29, 2003 (edited) Edit: [FLAME REMOVED] Uranium, please refrain from flaming and insulting other members or proper measures will be taken... I understand you felt attacked by Bluesky, but that will not be accepted as an excuse to behave like you did. I'm counting on your cooperation... Other posts, relevant to this remark will also be removed, with Bluesky's apology as an exception. Phantom Edited August 30, 2003 by Phantom Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Exeter Posted August 29, 2003 Author #11 Share Posted August 29, 2003 I think mars passes close to the earth once every 32 years. Still, I think that story is pure bunk. ok perhaps the proper protection is foil on your head like in signs - and if i have to carry an alien child that b****** better come down and "do the deed" I just had a thought, Anirbas. Aren't men supposed to be from mars...? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bluesky21 Posted August 30, 2003 #12 Share Posted August 30, 2003 i'm sorry uranium. apology excepted? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
uranium101 Posted August 30, 2003 #13 Share Posted August 30, 2003 sure. lets form conspiracy together to take over the world. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sageghost Posted August 30, 2003 #14 Share Posted August 30, 2003 I don't believe this article for a second. Utter nonsense... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
thepsychoticseaotter Posted August 30, 2003 #15 Share Posted August 30, 2003 I don't believe this article for a second. Utter nonsense... Gee ya think so? I dunno alot of compelling evidence there..... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Anirbas Posted August 31, 2003 #16 Share Posted August 31, 2003 LOL Yeah Exeter they are supposed to be from Mars- real shocked there.....lol AND I BELIEVE THIS IS TRUE Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kimm Posted August 31, 2003 #17 Share Posted August 31, 2003 (edited) he sounds like a certain kimm or uranium101. i've been coming here for a while, and man, [FLAME REMOVED] Edit: [FLAME REMOVED] Uranium, please refrain from flaming and insulting other members or proper measures will be taken... I understand you felt attacked by Bluesky, but that will not be accepted as an excuse to behave like you did. I'm counting on your cooperation... Other posts, relevant to this remark will also be removed, with Bluesky's apology as an exception. Edited August 31, 2003 by Phantom Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Saru Posted August 31, 2003 #18 Share Posted August 31, 2003 Well it's to be expected Kimm...you did admit to having lied about that Telekinesis video at the very least. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
neen Posted September 1, 2003 #19 Share Posted September 1, 2003 Hmmm alot of "flame throwing" going on here....I think I'll exit.... But first Sageghost posted: don't believe this article for a second. Utter nonsense... I agree... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nintendork Posted September 13, 2003 #20 Share Posted September 13, 2003 Unsafe martian sex? I beleive it would be a lot slimier Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AncientLight Posted September 14, 2003 #21 Share Posted September 14, 2003 sex with an alien. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
thepsychoticseaotter Posted September 14, 2003 #22 Share Posted September 14, 2003 sex with an alien. Yeah Cthulhlu. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AncientLight Posted September 14, 2003 #23 Share Posted September 14, 2003 he sounds like a certain kimm or uranium101. i've been coming here for a while, and man [FLAME REMOVED] Edit: Did not edit this post before, sorry about that. Bluesky, ofcourse the same goes for you as for everybody else. Do not insult or flame members. Not as many spelling errors so it couldn't be kimm Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AncientLight Posted September 14, 2003 #24 Share Posted September 14, 2003 I don't believe this article for a second. Utter nonsense... I think he was just joking anyway Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AncientLight Posted September 14, 2003 #25 Share Posted September 14, 2003 sex with an alien. Yeah Cthulhlu. Cthulhlu.? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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