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when life gives you lemons...


sultanmuratova

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anyone got some good ones?

here are mine:

When life gives you lemons, find someone who has vodka and throw a party.

When life offers you lemons - ask for tequilla and salt.

If life gives you lemons throw them at someone... and if they give you apples do the same

if life gives you lemons, throw them at life...see if life will make the same mistake again

When life gives you apples say: Oi! What happened to the lemons?

:D

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When life gives you lemons...shut up and eat your damn lemons!

:P

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from dilbert

dogbert-"well, look on the bright side, you know, when life gives you lemons, make lemonade"

Dilbert-"I'm allergic to citrus"

"well, look on the bright side, you know, when life gives you lemons, swell up and die"

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"When life gives you lemons, build a lemonade stand and make lemonade. Then use the profits of your lemonade business to buy a machine gun. Let's see if life makes the same mistake twice"

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"When life gives you lemons, squirt the juice in his eye"

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When life gives you lemons, make lemonade.

Then find someone that life gave tequila. :tu:

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When life gives you lemons, wipe out every lemon farm, and sell the last 2 lemons for profit.

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some more:

- If life gives you lemons, squeeze the juice into a water gun and squirt it into other peoples eyes

- If life gives you lemons, make lemonade. If life gives you ham, don't make lemonade.

- When life gives you lemons, make lemonade, pee in it, and serve it to the people that p*** you off!

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^^I might try that one day :yes::P

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Here are some:

"When life gives you lemons, that means he`s runed out of tomatoes"

"When life gives you lemons, then death gives you onions"

"When life gives you lemons, grab them and eat them before he descides to take them back"

"When life gives you lemons, that means he have drunk a couple of bears too much"

"When life gives you lemons, that means that theire runed out on date"

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When life, gives you lemons, you must clone those lemons and make, super lemons.

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When life throws you lemons....... well it's your own fault for being so crap!

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when life gives you lemons...be different and throw away the lemons for some limes

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"When life gives you lemons... throw them at someone who cares"

I'm a wiseass, i know :P lol I'm glad someone posted this, i almost forgot that famous lil quote, err motto of mine. :D

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When life, gives you lemons, you must clone those lemons and make, super lemons.

:D

im actually out of lemon quotes

thx for posting :)

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when life gives you lemons......then you know Chuck Norris IS NOT your father!

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"When life gives you lemons, trade grenades for the lemons, sit back, enjoy your drink and watch the show"

my grandpa LOL

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When life gives you lemons, squeeze em and sell them to double your money.

When life gives you lemons, its like crap tables and sevens, lucky as heaven. :innocent:

When life gives you lemons, be glad, life coulda stomped your nutts, and gave u nothing. :devil:

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When life gives you lemons, claim that it is the srunken head of Jesus and try to sell it to a museum

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When life gives you lemons, ignore it if you'd prefer orange.

When life gives you lemons squeeze it up until you get juice.

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