sultanmuratova Posted March 28, 2006 #1 Share Posted March 28, 2006 anyone got some good ones? here are mine: When life gives you lemons, find someone who has vodka and throw a party. When life offers you lemons - ask for tequilla and salt. If life gives you lemons throw them at someone... and if they give you apples do the same if life gives you lemons, throw them at life...see if life will make the same mistake again When life gives you apples say: Oi! What happened to the lemons? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nxt2Hvn Posted March 28, 2006 #2 Share Posted March 28, 2006 When life gives you lemons...shut up and eat your damn lemons! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sultanmuratova Posted March 28, 2006 Author #3 Share Posted March 28, 2006 good one oh yeah the classic: when life gives you lemons, make lemonade Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Glacies Posted March 28, 2006 #4 Share Posted March 28, 2006 from dilbert dogbert-"well, look on the bright side, you know, when life gives you lemons, make lemonade" Dilbert-"I'm allergic to citrus" "well, look on the bright side, you know, when life gives you lemons, swell up and die" 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moose-Of-Armageddon Posted March 29, 2006 #5 Share Posted March 29, 2006 "When life gives you lemons, build a lemonade stand and make lemonade. Then use the profits of your lemonade business to buy a machine gun. Let's see if life makes the same mistake twice" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Megalomania Posted March 29, 2006 #6 Share Posted March 29, 2006 "When life gives you lemons, squirt the juice in his eye" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rykster Posted March 29, 2006 #7 Share Posted March 29, 2006 When life gives you lemons, make lemonade. Then find someone that life gave tequila. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Megalomania Posted March 29, 2006 #8 Share Posted March 29, 2006 When life gives you lemons, wipe out every lemon farm, and sell the last 2 lemons for profit. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bone_Collector Posted March 29, 2006 #9 Share Posted March 29, 2006 When life gives you lemons, unscramble and make melons. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sultanmuratova Posted March 29, 2006 Author #10 Share Posted March 29, 2006 some more: - If life gives you lemons, squeeze the juice into a water gun and squirt it into other peoples eyes - If life gives you lemons, make lemonade. If life gives you ham, don't make lemonade. - When life gives you lemons, make lemonade, pee in it, and serve it to the people that p*** you off! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Permakid Posted March 30, 2006 #11 Share Posted March 30, 2006 When life gives you lemons, tuck them in your bra. Couldn't hurt, might help. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
+Paranoid Android Posted March 31, 2006 #12 Share Posted March 31, 2006 (edited) ^^I might try that one day Edited March 31, 2006 by Paranoid Android Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Immortal Norway Posted March 31, 2006 #13 Share Posted March 31, 2006 (edited) Here are some: "When life gives you lemons, that means he`s runed out of tomatoes" "When life gives you lemons, then death gives you onions" "When life gives you lemons, grab them and eat them before he descides to take them back" "When life gives you lemons, that means he have drunk a couple of bears too much" "When life gives you lemons, that means that theire runed out on date" Edited March 31, 2006 by Norwegian Phoenix Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BurnSide Posted March 31, 2006 #14 Share Posted March 31, 2006 When life, gives you lemons, you must clone those lemons and make, super lemons. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
+Paranoid Android Posted April 1, 2006 #15 Share Posted April 1, 2006 When life throws you lemons....... well it's your own fault for being so crap! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Astronema Posted April 1, 2006 #16 Share Posted April 1, 2006 when life gives you lemons...be different and throw away the lemons for some limes Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IndigoChild Posted April 1, 2006 #17 Share Posted April 1, 2006 "When life gives you lemons... throw them at someone who cares" I'm a wiseass, i know lol I'm glad someone posted this, i almost forgot that famous lil quote, err motto of mine. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Astronema Posted April 1, 2006 #18 Share Posted April 1, 2006 well dont throw them at me Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IndigoChild Posted April 1, 2006 #19 Share Posted April 1, 2006 well dont throw them at me i'll try not to ;] lol Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sultanmuratova Posted April 1, 2006 Author #20 Share Posted April 1, 2006 When life, gives you lemons, you must clone those lemons and make, super lemons. im actually out of lemon quotes thx for posting Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PadawanOsswe Posted April 6, 2006 #21 Share Posted April 6, 2006 when life gives you lemons......then you know Chuck Norris IS NOT your father! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
-WOLF-12227- Posted April 7, 2006 #22 Share Posted April 7, 2006 "When life gives you lemons, trade grenades for the lemons, sit back, enjoy your drink and watch the show" my grandpa LOL Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kaknelson Posted April 7, 2006 #23 Share Posted April 7, 2006 (edited) When life gives you lemons, squeeze em and sell them to double your money. When life gives you lemons, its like crap tables and sevens, lucky as heaven. When life gives you lemons, be glad, life coulda stomped your nutts, and gave u nothing. Edited April 8, 2006 by Kaknelson Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
punish3ment Posted April 7, 2006 #24 Share Posted April 7, 2006 (edited) When life gives you lemons, claim that it is the srunken head of Jesus and try to sell it to a museum Edited April 7, 2006 by Ajax is kewl Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
strangebutsmart Posted April 9, 2006 #25 Share Posted April 9, 2006 (edited) When life gives you lemons, ignore it if you'd prefer orange. When life gives you lemons squeeze it up until you get juice. Edited April 11, 2006 by strangebutsmart Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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