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Nintendork

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I got a new job as a cryptozoologist!!!!! w00t.giflaugh.giflaugh.gif

whoops. wrong board

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Do you get paid commission for finding cryptids? laugh.gif

Bigfoot = $20

LochNess = $100 etc.?

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yea! i wanna know that too! congrats!

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actually, i get $100 for every peice of evidence i find of a cryptid

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You may want to consider this, Darkstar, if anyone were to find genuine, incontrovertible evidence of a cryptid, they could conservatively make 10's of thousands, possibly hundreds of thousands of dollars from their find, if handled correctly. If someone's offering you only a hundred dollars, you really are a fool. Of course you could spend your entire life searching, its not like you'll ever find anything, you could make a hobby of it, I suppose. tongue.gif

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actually, i get $100 for every peice of evidence i find of a cryptid

lol

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I got a new job as a cryptozoologist!!!!! w00t.giflaugh.giflaugh.gif

whoops. wrong board

Isn't it just a trick played on you by a board administrator to get you off the computer and out in the field?

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I wouldn't doubt it.

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You may want to consider this, Darkstar, if anyone were to find genuine, incontrovertible evidence of a cryptid, they could conservatively make 10's of thousands, possibly hundreds of thousands of dollars from their find, if handled correctly. If someone's offering you only a hundred dollars, you really are a fool. Of course you could spend your entire life searching, its not like you'll ever find anything, you could make a hobby of it, I suppose. tongue.gif

but it depends on what evidence i find. so far i learned,

photos: 200 dollars

videos: 1,000 dollars

claws,carcasses, ect: 4,000 dollars

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Right.... and who is it that is paying you this ?

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i havent got my first payday yet. though i might get some pictures from this site and maybe recommend this site to others

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That sounds really lazy to me, don't you have to go out and get these pictures and stuff yourself?

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That sounds really lazy to me, don't you have to go out and get these pictures and stuff yourself?

hey, at least im gettin the money! nah just kidding

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i havent got my first payday yet. though i might get some pictures from this site and maybe recommend this site to others

You still haven't answered my question wink2.gif

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i havent got my first payday yet. though i might get some pictures from this site and maybe recommend this site to others

You still haven't answered my question wink2.gif

my client actually.

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Nintendork,

Do you actually think we are taking you serious? I wont believe for a moment that someone would pay you the way you explained. So if this is true (which it isn't), then why don't you go into detail about your new "occupation". disgust.gif

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I think hes trying to say hes helping a website? maybe? doubt he would get payed for it though, i have a friend that helps a top website with max payne mod reviews, but he don't get payed even tho the website brings in top dollar itself.

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*wonders if his 'client' has worked out he could go on the internet and find hundreds of pictures and videos himself, without having to fork out upwards of $200 dollars for doing so huh.gif*

One word: google tongue.gif

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Ok. i'm not a REAL one but i help these 5 people that are studying bigfoot and aliens. in 2 weeks im going to florida to study the alleged skunk ape

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Dorkstar, it is better to stop now, before you get Kimmed.

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"Dorkstar" lmao! 'kimmed" lmao

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How about you just go with Snuffypuffer and myself on our little Bigfoot stakeout. We could use a "professional". thumbsup.gif

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How about you just go with Snuffypuffer and myself on our little Bigfoot stakeout. We could use a "professional". thumbsup.gif

Of course, you'll have to bring a permission slip from your parents, allowing us to slap you around as we see fit.... We can use him as bait, too, can't we gonzo?

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woa..what a smiley! I can see all the way to the other end of that guy! dontgetit.gif

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