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How do Aliens reproduce


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Why do alien's abduct us to run tests on how we have sex.

LOL, I have wondered this one for ages. Also, why bother with the cow mutilations?? Haven't they worked out how to make one yet?? We have :w00t:

Doesn't make a whole lot of sense does it. I think many "Aliens" may be creepy Uncles....

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Only a few people have posted their ideas on how aliens reproduce and everyone else are going off topic. All I want people to do is post their ideas on how aliens has sex. Is that hard to do!

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Tom Its a bit of a RETARTED AND WRONG topic! :)

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It was supposed to be serious :o

Didn't pick up on that. You shooting an Alien porn film or something?

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Psyche101 are u talking to me or jdog cause if u are Im not shooting an alien porn film.

Why is it a bad topic Jdog?

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Psyche101 are u talking to me or jdog cause if u are Im not shooting an alien porn film.

Why is it a bad topic Jdog?

LOL, Anyone who will listen :lol:

If you do shoot one, can I be in it?

I didn't offer ideas on how they copulate, because I cannot even begin to fathom it. I reckons it's a somewhat giggly subject.

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Once I had an encounter with an alien...they said nothing, til when they through me from 100 feet in the air, they said, AND I QUOTE,

KTHXBAI.

:)

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One thing is sceptic and the other thing is when somebody is annoyed by something. That guy is obviously that 2nd thing when he is telling me that I'm screwed in the brain. I still think that when something annoys you you should not participate in those discussions. I don't go for example to Jessica Simpson forums because that person annoys me and I would probably tell everybody there that they are screwed in the head like that guy told me.

That's why there is a report button. You report it when people call you names or break the rules. The mods are very good on this forum and they will take care of it. :tu: But just because someone is skeptic does not mean that this topic might not interest them. I'm very interested in the paranormal but I'm more a skeptic than I am a believer. :tu:

At least I get a free t-shirt. :rofl:

And all the cheetos you can eat!! :w00t:

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Just proves that any time anything has sex, ever, it's funny.

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How do they reproduce huh?

It takes the male and female gonad, they have contact in some way, and baby ETs gestate within their body or within eggs. Who cares? LOL :alien:

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You shooting an Alien porn film or something?

lol cue the dodgy music and yoda with a dodgy moustash :w00t:

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I read once there is a female gecko that does not need males to reproduce.

Is that why the reputed short humanoids appear sexless and unendowed in mammalian

attributes?

Do female amazons run the Universe? OMG :D

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I read once there is a female gecko that does not need males to reproduce.

Is that why the reputed short humanoids appear sexless and unendowed in mammalian

attributes?

Do female amazons run the Universe? OMG :D

LMFAO Female amazones were single-breasted not really "breastless"!!!!

The female geckos don't need males to reproduce cauz their reproductive system is composed of male and female gametes

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I read once there is a female gecko that does not need males to reproduce.

That's the Mourning Gecko. It reproduces asexually, so the entire species is considered female.

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It was supposed to be serious :o

Didn't pick up on that. You shooting an Alien porn film or something?

Its not so mucha bad topic but everyone probally thought you were joking besides WHO GIVES A SH**(can i say sh**??) HOW THEY REPRODUCE>>>???<<<

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Sorry about first post i quoted wrong guy!!!

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Maybe aliens have a sorta caste, reproductive caste worker caste warrior caste royal caste you know, reproductive caste would birth workers warriors royals and reproductive castes and well there you go i guess kinda like ants hehehe but im a kid and this is my guess.

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Maybe, just maybe, they have something new and even better than sex!!!

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YEAH they head butt eachother untill a baby is magicly conjured from the force and lands then they head butt again and again untill they BLOW UP :devil:

but maybe they do have some other way to reproduce. :alien:

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YEAH they head butt eachother untill a baby is magicly conjured from the force and lands then they head butt again and again untill they BLOW UP :devil:

And how is that better than sex? :lol:

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maybe there like mogwai's they reproduce when they get wet!

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OOOO well i lost my lunch dinner and something else with that post.

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Hey, ever wondered if aliens have buttocks?! <_<

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