Hitman Posted July 11, 2006 #1 Share Posted July 11, 2006 Ok. Here's the story. My mother was at a friend's house and saw a lemon in his tree. She said look! That lemon looks like an elephant! So he picked the lemon and gave it to her. She showed it to me and I was shocked at how much it looks like an elephant. The pictures are not that clear because it's a cheapo(free) camera that came with my DSL package. I think this lemon is pretty rare. I want to preserve it but have no idea how. It's in the fridge now and it's still in good shape. Anyway with no further adeu... Here it is! The Amazing Dumbo Lemon! http://photos.yahoo.com/hitman86@pacbell.net (click on "My Photos" then the individual pics to enlarge) Holy crap, now that I look at it, it seems to have eyes! Hitman Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
frogfish Posted July 12, 2006 #2 Share Posted July 12, 2006 Just looks like a messed up lemon to me... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BurnSide Posted July 12, 2006 #3 Share Posted July 12, 2006 It's... a deformed lemon. Not really cryptozoology. Moved to a more suitable category. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hitman Posted July 12, 2006 Author #4 Share Posted July 12, 2006 It's... a deformed lemon. Not really cryptozoology. Moved to a more suitable category. Thanks. I know it's deformed but it looks a lot like an elephant and the camera I used doesn't do it justice. John Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Purplos Posted July 12, 2006 #5 Share Posted July 12, 2006 Quick, before it rots, sell it on Ebay. That's about all you can do with it... besides make lemonade. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
frogfish Posted July 12, 2006 #6 Share Posted July 12, 2006 I bet you some idiot on Ebay will buy it for a nice sum of money... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BurnSide Posted July 12, 2006 #7 Share Posted July 12, 2006 Actually, that's a good idea. Infact, say it looks like Jesus. You'll make a small fortune. And i'm not joking. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
frogfish Posted July 12, 2006 #8 Share Posted July 12, 2006 Actually, that's a good idea. Infact, say it looks like Jesus. You'll make a small fortune. And i'm not joking. I would Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
psyche101 Posted July 12, 2006 #9 Share Posted July 12, 2006 Actually, that's a good idea. Infact, say it looks like Jesus. You'll make a small fortune. And i'm not joking. That is a damn good idea. The Virgin Mary toast comes to mind. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Purplos Posted July 12, 2006 #10 Share Posted July 12, 2006 Okay... for coming up with the idea first, I want a 50-50 split of all ebay profits Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hitman Posted July 12, 2006 Author #11 Share Posted July 12, 2006 (edited) Quick, before it rots, sell it on Ebay. That's about all you can do with it... besides make lemonade. Well it should keep for weeks in the refrigerator and I'm going to contact someone who knows how to preserve it. Maybe put it in formaldehyde or something. I was thinking of putting it on Ebay but I have to really advertise it so someone would pay a lot of money for it. I posted this on Art Bell's web site and hope he puts it up. Maybe some strange elephant worshiping cult will spend millions on it. Then I could truly say, "I took a lemon and made lemonade!" When I first saw it I said to my mother that you could put it on Ebay. I saw that grilled cheese sandwich that looked like The Virgin Mary go for what, $30,000. Hell I suspect an elephant-shaped lemon to fetch at leas ten grand! Hitman Edited July 12, 2006 by Hitman Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hitman Posted July 12, 2006 Author #12 Share Posted July 12, 2006 Okay... for coming up with the idea first, I want a 50-50 split of all ebay profits LOL! Sorry I beat you to it. I already suggested that to mom days ago. Hitman Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hitman Posted July 12, 2006 Author #13 Share Posted July 12, 2006 Actually, that's a good idea. Infact, say it looks like Jesus. You'll make a small fortune. And i'm not joking. Hehe. Yea I could say it's actually the ass Jesus' folks rode. Probably make a mint off it. Actually when I turn it a certain way, it looks like a hand flipping someone off. Hitman Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bosanchero Posted July 12, 2006 #14 Share Posted July 12, 2006 (edited) it looks lik elephant getting ready to dive in a pool, (yes i have seen elephant do that ) Edited July 12, 2006 by Bosanchero Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jobot37 Posted July 12, 2006 #15 Share Posted July 12, 2006 Infact, say it looks like Jesus. You'll make a small fortune. you know what? it kinda does... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jobot37 Posted July 12, 2006 #16 Share Posted July 12, 2006 wait a minute.....9 wonders of the world? I thought there were only seven... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
paranormal kid Posted July 12, 2006 #17 Share Posted July 12, 2006 That lemon is like the 1st stupid wonder of the world. Its not even an animal its a fruit. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Urisk Posted July 12, 2006 #18 Share Posted July 12, 2006 That lemon is like the 1st stupid wonder of the world. Its not even an animal its a fruit. a FRUIT!?!?!?!? really!? Get outa heeeeeeeeeere! RKD Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pagan_2k Posted July 12, 2006 #19 Share Posted July 12, 2006 Soak in in vinegar for a few days, then you'll have a bouncing elephant lemon that wont rot. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dowdy Posted July 12, 2006 #20 Share Posted July 12, 2006 the only part of jesus it looks like is his knob and even that's still deformed Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
frogfish Posted July 12, 2006 #21 Share Posted July 12, 2006 the only part of jesus it looks like is his knob and even that's still deformed LOL!!!!!!!!!!! My ribs hurt! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Purplos Posted July 12, 2006 #22 Share Posted July 12, 2006 LOL! Oh my goodness gracious... That would probably bring even MORE money on ebay. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MisterBlueSkies Posted July 12, 2006 #23 Share Posted July 12, 2006 You should submit it to the Fortean Times Simulacra Gallery. Who knows, it might get published. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Carnivore Posted July 12, 2006 #24 Share Posted July 12, 2006 the only part of jesus it looks like is his knob and even that's still deformed Ha HAHAHAH ha Ha! I has a sideache. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hitman Posted July 15, 2006 Author #25 Share Posted July 15, 2006 wait a minute.....9 wonders of the world? I thought there were only seven... There were. The 8th wonder was the Pro Wrestler Andre The Giant so I called this lemon the 9th. Hitman Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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