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Hi, ladies and gentlemen. This is what a fossilized blog looks like. *points*

Please -- talk, take pictures and whatever else you may find necessary at your leisure.

What, expecting a punchline? *cackles*


Halloween party

So, yeah, I went to a Halloween party earlier this week, and not having anything much to wear, I dressed up as a girl. (Oh, yeah, huge stretch. :P )

Anyway, there's a couple pictures. :yes: ... but they creep me out, so be ready.


http://janiel.pfordee.com/000_3346.jpg (Blame for this picture goes 100% to Sara. It was her idea.




My poor blog, it's so lonely and abused. And dusty. Really dusty.

I need someone to put this on and clean up for me:

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Any volunteers?


I... have no life.

Why? Well, my friend was generous enough to share his WoW account with me. And, during the last four or five days, I've done little more than play it. Proof, you say?



Hottest Game: World of Warcraft 137 total hrs this week

Most Dedicated Gamer: Janiel 84 total hrs this week

Eighty-freaking-four hours. 84! Rawr!

But, yeah, I have a 21 Night Elf Hunter on Shadow Moon, if anyone who reads this wants to play with me. :yes:

Her name's Janiel (what else would it be, seriously?), so yeah. Things and stuff.



Oh, no, I'm not Canadian, I leave that job to Dot. :yes: But, I do 'eh' from time to time. Like now. I've abused this little piece of my internet by not updating it enough. *Kicks his blog* and by kicking it, apparently. Times are okay. Life is slow, and boring, at the moment. I still find myself unemployed, with no obvious drive to get myself on that life bandwagon. So, dull. Yep. Fun times, eh? (I did it again, didn't I? :P ) This next week may be spent not at home, but at a friend's house. 'Walking Between Spirits' house. You know the one with the blue hair. Yep. Though, you know, the large amount of mosquitos in the area she lives in may make me change my mind. Arsenik'll be there, too, so I'll guarantee there'll be me-kicking-his-ass-ing going on. Video game style, naturally. Uh... yeah. That's what's been up with me. Drifting through life like the lifeless fire hose I seem to be. No real drive to speak of, so I float, weightlessly down the stream. Good times. Uh, yeah. Speaking of driving, a little shoutout for Nik's typical teenage driving. H8, mb? Kthx.

P.S. Sara, feel better, darnit! <3


*Looks down at the date* Hmm.

*sees that the date is 06/06/06* Hmm...

*looks out the window and sees a beautiful Hawaiian night sky* Hmm...

*looks down and sees that he is, in fact, breathing* HMM...

*sticks his tongue out to all those who thing we're all gonna die today* Hah, losers.

*gives a random props to Snuffy, whose blog reminded me that today is... not armageddon*


Neat little tidbit

Here's a little something you can wrap your mind around.

I am member 1004. Which means there were only 1003 people signed up before me, but 33875 people signed up after me. How cool is that?


Three Years!

Today marks my third-year anniversarry on this forum. Whee! Go me!

My birthday was also a few days ago, which was awesome. I finally got me a PS2 and I got Kingdom Hearts II to go with it. I also got a RE4 poster, some kick-ass headphones, a T-shirt that says "Bondage: It's knot for everyone" XD, and a universal remote that even works with my ps2. :o Cool beans.

I also got to play for an entire day for free at Versus, "birthday hours" they call it, which I did yesterday. 13 hours of Oblivion straight. Wow. Anyway, just a little update. =D


Sing, my sweet Siren.

Recently I've become obsessed with Cristina Scabbia's voice. Such beauty. ^_^

Words like violence

Break the silence

Come crashing in

Into my little world

Painful to me

Pierce right through me

Can't you understand

Oh, my little girl


All I ever wanted

All I ever needed

Is here

In my arms

Words are very


They can only do harm...

Vows are spoken

To be broken

Feelings are intense

Words are trivial

Pleasures remain

So does the pain

Words are meaningless

And forgettable

[Chrous x3]

All I ever wanted

All I ever needed

Is here

In my arms

Words are very


They can only do harm

Enjoy the silence...(x4)



If a mind were to melt, would it simply sit in your head and slosh around?

Or would it slowly pour our of every orifice above the shoulders?

If the same mind were to break in the woods, would anyone hear it?

What about if it happened in the middle of suburbia?

Or, maybe, a schoolyard?

If the mind split in two and the two sides declared war on each other, which side would win (judging on what parts of the brain are on either side)?

If you could, would you trade minds with someone?

If you could, would you allow a telepath to enter your mind and cruise around?

If so, would they be safe in there?

If not, why wouldn't they be?

If your mind killed the telepath, what would you tell the police?

If you could have infinite knowledge, would you reduce yourself to being nothing but a brain in a jar?

'kay, thanks.


You see, kids...

Our government does listen to the people. Let that be a lesson to all you so called "rebels" out there. I just got this letter from the U.S Senate today, in regards to an email I sent a while back, during all that "Video games are the devil" stuff, you know, when GTA: San Andreas had its little scandal. :P

Dear Mr. Nielsen:

Thank you for contacting me regarding S.2126, the Family Entertainment Protection Act.

As you may know, Senator Hillary Rodham Clinton (D-NY) introduced S.2126 on December 16, 2005. This bill would prohibit a business from selling, renting, or permitting the sale or rental of any video game with a Mature, Adults-Olny, or Rating Pending rating from the Entertainment Software Rating Board to any individual who is under 17 years of age. S.2126 is currently pending with the Senate Committee on COmmerce, Science, and Transportation,

Rest assured, I will keep your views in mind should the Senate consider S.2126. Mahalo again for contacting me.

Aloha pumehana

Daniel K. Akaka

U.S. Senator


Thoughts Of A New "Father"

Well, today was an interesting day, I spent the whole day at the hospital because I was having odd complications in my stomach. Turns out I'm pregnant. Two and a half weeks. Yes, Walking Between Spirits, you are the mother. See, I told you we shouldn't have gone to that hotel room.

I also got papers from the government (they find out about this stuff quick, eh? Almost like the X-files or something. I swear, if the FBI shows up, I'm gonna flip.) saying, effective Monday morning, that you and I are to be married A.S.A.P and moved into a military zoned household where we will be under observation and study during this most peculiar of pregnancies. Luckily, they'll be paying for everything. So, get packed, they'll be picking us up Monday morning at 6. We'll then be shipped off to the as yet undetermined site to be married and put into custody. Sorry for the bad news.

P.S. If It's a girl, can we name it Alice?

P.P.S I still love 'ya, even though these next nine months or so are gonna be hell thanks to you.


Lollerowned! *Gaspz*

Today, err... yesterday, technically, was a total Versus day for me. Which I haven't had in a couple weeks, so it was nice. It was also a tournament day. Which was even nicer.

And... I got to play in two tournaments. Unreal Tournament (Hehe, an Unreal Tournament tournament) and Half-Life 2: Deathmatch. Both games I really enjoy. Both games I hardly play. I... won both. ^_^

The first one (UT) I won on a technicality, I actually got second. But since one of the owner's sons played, and won, he actually didn't count. I'm still surprised I won 'cause I haven't played that game in, like, a year. :P (I also beat on some nasty trash-talkers. Loller.)

The second game, HL2:DM, I totally, undeniably won. If you've ever played Half-Life (Or HL2), you'll know about this nifty thing called a "Gravity gun", what it does is this: It picks things up, and throws them with insane force. That is, basically, the only weapon I used. And, if you ever play with me, (or for those of you who have :o ) stay away from me when you see me carrying around a radiator. I'm nearly notorious. :D

But, winning not only gave me bragging rights, I got prizes. :o

A total of 7 free hours, two glow sticks (YES!), and a Star Wars poster.

On a side note, I finally got to play Tomb Raider: Legend. And, let me say, it's SOOOOO good. Back to the roots. If you lost faith in the series, like I had, this will bring it back... with a vengeance. :ph34r:

Anyway, just wanted to share. Now I'm off to bed, 'night! ^_^


Making hawt love to myself?

Janiel says:

Wanna have hawt secks?

Janiel|Alice says:


Janiel says:


Janiel says:


Janiel|Alice says:

Oh, yes, baby harder

Janiel says:

*humps harder*

Janiel|Alice says:


Janiel says:


Janiel says:

*Hands over $15*, thanks for the fun

Janiel|Alice says:




Gas masks...

Yes, gas masks. They have to be one of the coolest and sexiest things ever. Honestly. I wanna hug the inventor. :P

Look for yourself, then tell me they aren't. :P

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Ahh, good times.

(P.S. Yes, that IS an Army of Darkess shirt I'm wearing. :D )


And... We're back!

Thank you for waiting, we are now back and fully operational.

I'd like to fill you in on my recent life:

I did indeed have another fun-filled weekend, though I'm way too lazy to go into it. I'll just say this: I spent a day 'cuffed to a sexy girl with blue hair (If you read this, you know who you are ;) ).


P.S.: Proof!

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Now, this weekend was a good one. Arsenik and I spent it wasting our lives on random fun, which we haven't had the chance to do for some time. It all started Saturday morning. We ended up at our local "Savers" (Uber-super-deal-store. Lots 'o cheap clothes) and spent nearly two hours poking around. We ended up buying two things. Nik: Super-tight fake-leather pants. Me: Long, black skirt (Yes, people, a skirt... =D ) with a single awesome pocket. XD

Now, cue a couple hours later, we show up at Versus; Nik, with the British rockstar look, and me, in a t-shirt, skirt, and a collar. :o We, much to our surprise, got a lot of compliments. Gasp! It was a nice change of pace, though. Like I said to me friend a little bit ago, I got more compliments in this weekend wearing a skirt than I have my whole life.

Now, the next day, Nik, Kyle, and myself meet up with a couple girls (yay! :P ), Tawny and Kela, for an afternoon of pointless driving around and general hanging out. Anyway, we ended up stopping at an Ace hardware store, and went up the back entrance. Kayla was behind me when we were walking up the stairs, and she started laughing,

"What's so funny?"

"Oh, nothing, just a nice view."

Funniest. Thing. Ever. =D

Aaaaaannnnnyyyywwwwaaaaayyyyy... That's about it. :yes: