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Sex?

Man: Woman: Gnome: Thing: Billy:

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Blabble...

Yes, senseless blabble... Since I'm tired and bored. I actually haven't been this tired this early in a long time... It's only 11:30 p.m. Not used to being tired so early... I need new shoes. They're getting old, and rotten, and they are falling apart. Similar to rotten tomatoes, I know. Tomatoes... Tom... ate... toes... Tomato... toes. Tom... ateoes... Tom ate toes. Ewie. Silly Tom, shouldn't be eating those toes. I love Tomatoes. So yummy, like how Pepsi is so yummy. Ye

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... Been a while.

Yes, indeed it has. It's been a while for many things. Here's a random list of things I haven't had/done in a while. Camping. Playing an awesome RPG. (Masquerade WAS awesome, until a glitch ruined the game for me.) Had a friend over. Gone to a friend's house. Smelled my feet. Sucked on my thumb. Gone for a late night walk. Had a girlfriend. Got brand new clothes. Actually bought a game, CD or DVD. Post whored. Wrote anything. (I.E. short story) Gone to schoo

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Mmmm... Ambient Nights...

The other night I was looking from some relaxing music to listen to while sleeping - since I've been having trouble doing so. And I found a CD collection called Ambient Nights. 9 CDs of some really, really soothing stuff. I just put it on about 15 minutes ago to give it a listen, and to be honest, it's making me kinda sleepy. About 11 hours of pure musical bliss. It actually reminds me of Vocal Trance, but a LOT softer and soothing. Anyway, if you're looking for some Ambient music, look into

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Boredom.

Be bored with me! http://www.vgcats.com/comics/images/041108.jpg http://www.vgcats.com/comics/images/050509.jpg

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"Otherside"

- Red Hot Chili Peppers Here's one everyone should know.

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Batman in San Andreas!

http://janiel.pfordee.com/1.jpg http://janiel.pfordee.com/2.jpg http://janiel.pfordee.com/3.jpg http://janiel.pfordee.com/4.jpg Now we just need someone to mod the Gimp Suit into a Batman suit!

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To share...

I would like to distribute some of my ponderings while I'm in this most curious of a mood. Now, to start. Now, as most Kine here know, I can be quite the... inconceivable character. As you know, my drawers are mine alone, despite being soaked in a sugary goodness called soda. This has only happened once, so don't criticize yet. This soda I speak of, it's was a vile little can. There it was, all nuzzled between the car seat and a nice warm, soft, comfy shirt when it had an idea. An evil, sn

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LAME!

I stayed up ALL NIGHT playing Maquerade again. And guess what I find out? I cannot complete the game because of a GLITCH! I mean, WTF! How could the game testers miss something like this?! LAMELAMELAMELAMELAME

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I hate waking up... but Vampires are awesome!

because it sucks. Sleeping is great, it's relaxing etc etc. But waking up just plain sucks. Especially when you wake up to a really bright house, headache, eyes that hurt, aching legs, arms, and stuff. Ack. I feel like crap. Aaaaaanyway I've gotten myself addicted to another game. This time it's a vampire game. Vampire The Masquerade: Bloodlines I'd love to go into an in depth rewiew, but I'm not feeling well enough to do so. But I'll leave you with some clips. http://janiel.pfor

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The last three days...

...Have been extremely fun. Hanging out with friends, cruising the island (somewhat), and hardly sleeping. In fact, I've gotten maybe 10 hours, give or take, in the last three days. I've also had nothing to drink but Pepsi for the last two days. Not smart, but lots 'o fun. Anyway, I think I need to pass out for a while. Janiel out. p.s. Shiny...nails...

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Cursed.

A really cool werewolf movie, better than I thought it would be. But that's not the point. The point is this: Christina Ricci, she was perfect for the part. Why? She herself is in fact cursed. I mean honestly, who has a forehead THAT big?!

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The Forth...

Well, today is the forth, as you all probably know by now. Though this day marks something else for me. My 11th year of being in hawaii. Though it might not seem like much, think of it this way. I've been on a little island for 11 years. Yes. A little, tiny island in the middle of bumfruck nowhere. Here's a little map so you can get an idea. Yeah...far away. Anyway, happy forth. Have a good one.

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War of the Worlds.

I just got back from seeing it, and I can sum it up in three words. Bad F'ing Ass. There's no other way to say it. The aliens were so shiny, and mesmerizing. The way they moved, and stuff. Their weapon/vehicle things were too damned COOL! All around great movie, kind of an anti-climax, but that's how the original was. I would love to go on, but I don't wanna ruin anything for you... GO SEE IT, NOW!

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Akwardly comfortable...

Well, since I've been lazy, I haven't updated my blog. But now I am, so don't whine. A couple days back we had another LAN party, unlike the one prior, this one was awesome. If some of you can remember, on the New Years LAN I wore a short skirt (it was really freaking cold). Well, this recent one, I did it again. But this was a different one, and this time, no one seemed to notice. I got a few comments: "You're weird, you know that?" "Ha ha, you're wearing a skirt!" (I could only assume they

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This... cannot be.

All of my older sigs...gone! Dead! Dead! DEAD!? DEAD! Why?! I thought I could trust this image host. Turns out I can't. They just... don't work. WAAAAAAAAAH

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