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Here Be Dragons

A blog by cloudsandrain in General

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Tales of insanity, magik, drug abuse and confessions of a stripper

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Advice for when the CAT team rocks up

WHEN THEY ARE COMING FOR YOU Remember the first things you say are 1. I have a heart condition and 2. I'm allergic to capsicum spray. This should prevent them from tasering and capsicum spraying you. It doesn't hurt to have a pair of sunnies on just in case. 3. Remember the po po have no training in how to handle mentally ill people and frequently shoot them so try not to freak them out. Speak as calmly and rationally as you can. 4. Get up early. This means you are less likely to be caug
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