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About this blog

This blog began as just random tidbits that I would post of things that either irritated me or I found humorous. I still post those items to ease the pain of my third eye being blinded by a soup spoon, yet it’s evolved into so much more. I cover topics such as religion, entertainment, the unexplained, and whatever I may have thought was interesting at the time.

perhaps you will find something to your liking, or even disgust, but at the end of the day it’s my hope that you at the very least were entertained, and at most gave you something to think about.

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In a galaxy far, far away, someone ordered Murder Hobos?

In the distant past, Demon Ninjas would attack their foes with a swarm of back bees. In current day we worry about murder hornets. In the future we’ll have sophisticated bee robots.   Humanity’s downfall is inevitable, prepare for the rise of the bee kingdom. This post is brought to you by the law offices of Hysteria, Panic, and Calamity. We’re looking out for you…’re money. And now a song to reduce the sting of losing all your money in perpetuity.

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Hotter than a June bug trapped in Hades outhouse

Now that summer is in full swing I hope everyone is finding ways to stay cool. Maybe even as cool as the Fonz if that’s even possible, perhaps Henry Winkler will one day weigh in on the subject. It’s not easy beating the heat and how many times can you sit transfixed in front of the tv with the wimpy 5 yr old fan that couldn’t even keep deep space cool as that cherry Popsicle drips down your hand making a sticky mess in your lap. Perhaps I can inspire you with some  beat the heat ideas, to make

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Attack of the (killer) tomatoes, or a child's guide to getting out of eating healthy foods.

Tomatoes; menace killer of aristocrats or silly 80’s horror movie(s)? I will let you decide dear reader but beware, if you die of laughter then you’re only proving that the tomato is the true, one and only… Red Menace! So continue on at your own risk! A nickname for the fruit was the “poison apple” because it was thought that aristocrats got sick and died after eating them, but the truth of the matter was that wealthy Europeans used pewter plates, which were high in lead content. Because to

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Alien Visitations? Something to think about.

Though I have some blogs in the queue to be public in the near future I thought I would do another something to think about. In the earlier episode I posited that Bigfoot might just shave his body to recreate in the city, the exact opposite of what some humans do by camping in the woods. Todays thought is as follows. Is it possible that the earth an interstellar zoo for those aliens who might be vastly more intelligent than us even just to get here. Humans enjoy zoos to look at animals they

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Clown sharts in space and other such lunacies.

So here we are after a short series of serious blog posts. Lets start with a simple little haiku and then see what sort of rabbit hole we tumble down. Are you ready Alice? Good, here we go. A lobotomy Is a pain in the buttocks For brain in butt folks ——————————————— A brief musical interlude…  So lets get in to the meat of things shall we? The cutlets and coleslaw, the delicious skin of the colonel’s yard bird, extra crisp as it were. Be prepared to fall o

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The Cosmic imbalance of it all, it’s not your time Cthulhu.

With my current workload piling up as late I will have to take a break from UM in order to catch up. Don’t worry, I won’t be gone forever… until I die anyway. Sorry not trying to be morbid.      I do have some blog posts that I need to finish in which I’ll post here when time permits. I will continue with my World Entertainment series and am planning to do a three part series on pulp fiction (not the movie, so calm down Tarantino fans) writers which might expand to more depending on the rec

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Say Cheeeese!

Okay so a few years back my brother got a promotion at his church so the family came over for brunch. This was the first time in several years that my siblings and I were in the same spot so we did pictures. Sibling first, dad and his wife then hopped in, than wives and husbands. One of my brothers neighbors came out of her house and offered to take the photos for us. So instead of having us say “cheese” it was say “Jesus”. She kept asking us to do so and it irritated me, I don’t know why b

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Rated R for Rabies: Getting madder than a hunchback in a hail storm.

Things that irritate me. 1) heat rash on the nether bits, no I’m sure penicillin doesn’t help with this. 2) getting caught in the zipper, I’ve already been nipped once zipper manufacturers, while we’re at it show me your medical license. That’s what I thought. 3) Sharts. No rant, just irritated by them. 4) having your leg hate humped by the neighborhood pitbull as he holds you hostage at knife point. Don’t ask. Now I know that these are just irritants but what gets my ha

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Random bits of insanity.

Well it’s coming near on high the end of 2022. I thought that I would share some of my favorite movies, music, and podcasts. First off the movies. Krull, The Dark Crystal, and Divine Move which I’ve added trailers down below. Others include - Conan The Barbarian, original Star Wars Trilogy, Ninja Scroll, Ghost In The Shell, Akira, Never Cry Wolf.     Now Bands/music: Blue Oyster Cult, The Hu, and Dorthy with sample songs below. I also enjoy -

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If a clown farts does it smell funny?

So it’s that time of year where we are getting over our diabetic comas to skip over thanksgiving (for better or for worse) and go straight to the Jebus is the reason for the season. Going to look over the fact that there are more than one holiday at this time ofmyear and if you’re gonna celebrate the holy little green beans birthday at least put the holiday roughly around the time that religious scholars happen to agree upon . With the religious candles being pretty popular round these part

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Necessity Of A Physical Church

In order to be a spiritual or religious person does one need to go to a physical church? Some would argue, yes, no, and something in between depending on which faith a person follows. Of course going to a physical building does have its benefits, such as remaining in touch with the religious community one might be affiliated with.    On the other hand there will be those who say that their worship of (deity here) is a private matter to not be put on display for others mockery, entertainme

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Three Pillars Of Clown World in the U.S.A.

There are in my opinion three main pillars in the US that represents clown world to the rest of the planet. Now I know this is just my opinion and some statements can be seen as me using broad brush strokes painting an odd picture of people in general. There are exceptions to these rules or pillars and not everyone fits in the designated square hole. And now to begin. Pillar #1 - Politics. I have noticed that more and more people who might have fairly centrist views on a topic often get dro

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This, that, and the other with a dash of nincompoopery

As I have noticed, I haven’t been keeping up on my blog despite saying I would in a previous blog. So I guess this is a filler episode until I can create some actual content.    so here’s some of this.   That,    The other,   and the nincompoopery.

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