Purplos' Spelunking Expedition

Methinks you've been getting dirty pms.....

Well, if I had only one leg, I'd make sure it was well-groomed to.

My legs are hairy on the insides, and on the outsides it's just kind of stubble. I don't know why that is. It's just kind of funny. This comment is random, pretty much.

Dirty PMs

Less hair grows where your legs rub on your pants more.... that wouldn't work... unless you wear chaps an awful lot. You wear chaps a lot Snuffy?

No chaps here, ma'am. Unless you want me to wear chaps. I aim to please, I do.