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A Woody I don't want..

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Well, the title got your attention..

Now reach down and get your mind out of the gutter..We're going to talk about a cartoon..Not what you were thinking.. tongue.gif

It's a cartoon you never see anymore, probably with good reason; although it was on when I was younger..Woody Woodpecker.

If you've never seen it, let me explain the premise of almost every episode..

A walrus(or a dog, or an authority figure of some sort) is going along about their everyday business when they have the misfortune to run into Woody..

Woody wants something they have, so he takes it..He's a little like a cartoon crackhead that way..

Naturally they want it back. Cue explosions and cartoon violence..Until in the end Woody has what isn't rightfully his and his opponent is sorry they were ever born..

Now I've never been an advocate of television censorship, but this isn't a message we should send to our children; or even our adults; for that matter, and I'm glad this tripe is off the air..

But what it does do is make me think of all the real life Woody Woodpeckers' I've met. The people who will do or say anything as long as they get what they want in the end. There's a lot of them out there. Some may even be members of this forum. Some may be reading this now..

Well listen up Woody.....

This is real life here. Anvils don't drop out of the sky to help you...

And real guns fire real bullets..

Wake up call over,

Falco out! tongue.gif

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hahah i remember Woody, and you're absolutely right, he was not much more than a common theif. Why we blasted this stuff to children i will not get.

Indeed it seems some have taken all to well to Woodys way.

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Well... i LOVED Woody! But since you ragged on him.. im gona rag on Bugs Bunny... cause he is a CROSSDRESSER! rofl.gif

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I think Bugs is comfortable enough with his masculinity that he doesn't mind wearing a dress for the sake of making someone else look stupid.. tongue.gif

Well, at least with him they actually had to be trying to kill him before he got violent..

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Oh.. my bad... is that why he's always hitting on Elmer Fudd??? ~~Big cocky grin~~

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Hey, Elmers always got that shotgun..He needs a way to get up close and do some damage without catching an ass full of buckshot..Besides I think he's mocking Elmers' homophobia..

*Watches cocky grin fade*

I went from debating reality and perception to the finer points of Warner Brothers in one night..What the Hell? wacko.gif

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OMG--- I seriously have no come back for that... hmm... Well.. um... yeah... hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm. I win, cause im a girl!!! hehehe.

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Heheh..Notched another one.. devil.gif

Current record: 174 wins, 15 draws and 2 losses..

Just kidding..I'll let you win because you're a girl and all.. tongue.gif

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Hehehe. Gee thanx. You put up a good one grin2.gif Although.. i still think bugs is still a bit on the funny side... i mean.. look at them legs!

HAHA. just kidden.

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Now if you want an example of a "Funny" cartoon character, it's Yogi Bear..I mean, c'mon..All alone in the woods with a little bear he called "Boo-Boo."

Sounds like a prison love story to me..

No wonder the Ranger was always on his case.He was probably just trying to enforce anti-sodomy laws..

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~~Cracks up~~ I never liked Yogi anyhow.. he ate ALL THE TIME.. and you know.. i never seen him gain weight. Damn that bear!

He was kinda stupid too.

And dont go talking about 'boo boo' as a bad thing.. i still call my brother that to this day! lmao! tongue.gif

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hey.. i changed my setting to ' no approve'... but.. i thought that would not let people comment??

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I may be evil, but...Well, I guess there's no but here..

I love you? wub.gif

Works on the wife anyway.. tongue.gif

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Thank you! I can't believe you went for the Latte..I was going to buy you a Tim Hortons' franchise..*Phew!*

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