Well, the title got your attention..
Now reach down and get your mind out of the gutter..We're going to talk about a cartoon..Not what you were thinking..
It's a cartoon you never see anymore, probably with good reason; although it was on when I was younger..Woody Woodpecker.
If you've never seen it, let me explain the premise of almost every episode..
A walrus(or a dog, or an authority figure of some sort) is going along about their everyday business when they have the misfortune to run into Woody..
Woody wants something they have, so he takes it..He's a little like a cartoon crackhead that way..
Naturally they want it back. Cue explosions and cartoon violence..Until in the end Woody has what isn't rightfully his and his opponent is sorry they were ever born..
Now I've never been an advocate of television censorship, but this isn't a message we should send to our children; or even our adults; for that matter, and I'm glad this tripe is off the air..
But what it does do is make me think of all the real life Woody Woodpeckers' I've met. The people who will do or say anything as long as they get what they want in the end. There's a lot of them out there. Some may even be members of this forum. Some may be reading this now..
Well listen up Woody.....
This is real life here. Anvils don't drop out of the sky to help you...
And real guns fire real bullets..
Wake up call over,