Haiku IV
On this round of the Haiku hoedown, had to start with one that I wrote with an actual UM member in mind. That and I was watching some old He-Man episodes and inspiration hit.
Princess of power
Is saving the universe
All praise to She-ra
Edgar Allen Poe
Writer of fine poetry
And scary stories
Lost in woods at night
Wolves howling at the full moon
Striking fear in hearts
She’s the Shooting Nun...
Opposed to the flying Nun,
Avengers of God
Symphony of doom
Played during scary movie
Helps set the dark mood
Leggo my Eggo
So I have food on the brain
It's early morning
Butter, jam and toast
Side of eggs and bacon too
Love drinking orange juice
Ancient book of spells
Mummy King resurrected
Your life is forfeit
Sitting in outhouse
Hearing all the forest noise
And no more TP
Manifestations
Of haunted variety
Get your camera now
Seeing Grandma nude
A truly horrific site
I don't want to see
Falling down the stairs
Landing on my melon head
Better tie my shoes
Glory to dark lord
And all his evil minions
They will eat your soul
Tiny Tim is short
Big Bertha is a giant
Some are in between
Jumping on the bed
Making simian noises
This is monkey love
Loose change does jingle
From deep within my pocket
It's my bum magnet
Shadow ninjas hide
As the Samurai walk by
Striking from behind
None shall pass black knight
Or get hacked to tiny bits
Spurting blood from wounds
Pull out the big guns
We will be shooting rabbits
The man killing kind
Sun Tsu's art of war
Teaches you about warfare
Even used today
Jumping and Jiving
Shaking mad legs to music
Feeling the fever
Harbingers of doom
Beady little eyes watching
Ravens caw for you
Roving packs of hounds
Coming out from Baskerville
Such dark hellish dogs
Fairy rings of shrooms
Dancing round them by the moon
Please don't eat the food.
Goblins crushing bones
Trolls sucking out your marrow
Dragons burning you
Droids aren't welcome here
Belts the surly bar tender
The two wait outside
Time to make Haiku
This is my sorry attempt
Ti's another done
The beauty of love
Befuddled with some hormones
Babies are then made
Dark gloomy Sundays
Horrors reap their dark terror
Fishy Cthulu
Meet my little friend
A midget in his clown pants
Fears the dank sewers
Just like John Denver
Flying drunk into mountains
Except I survived
Scorpion King two
Sucked so bad it really blew
My movie review
Shaking of the dice
Blowing on them for good luck
Hope I don't crap out.
Creepy crawlies come
Crawling in your mouth at night
Laying eggs in ears
Laughing to the bank
Counting my untold fortune
Then market crashes
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