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Haiku IV


newbloodmoon

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On this round of the Haiku hoedown, had to start with one that I wrote with an actual UM member in mind. That and I was watching some old He-Man episodes and inspiration hit.

Princess of power

Is saving the universe

All praise to She-ra

Edgar Allen Poe

Writer of fine poetry

And scary stories

Lost in woods at night

Wolves howling at the full moon

Striking fear in hearts

She’s the Shooting Nun...

Opposed to the flying Nun,

Avengers of God

Symphony of doom

Played during scary movie

Helps set the dark mood

Leggo my Eggo

So I have food on the brain

It's early morning

Butter, jam and toast

Side of eggs and bacon too

Love drinking orange juice

Ancient book of spells

Mummy King resurrected

Your life is forfeit

Sitting in outhouse

Hearing all the forest noise

And no more TP

Manifestations

Of haunted variety

Get your camera now

Seeing Grandma nude

A truly horrific site

I don't want to see

Falling down the stairs

Landing on my melon head

Better tie my shoes

Glory to dark lord

And all his evil minions

They will eat your soul

Tiny Tim is short

Big Bertha is a giant

Some are in between

Jumping on the bed

Making simian noises

This is monkey love

Loose change does jingle

From deep within my pocket

It's my bum magnet

Shadow ninjas hide

As the Samurai walk by

Striking from behind

None shall pass black knight

Or get hacked to tiny bits

Spurting blood from wounds

Pull out the big guns

We will be shooting rabbits

The man killing kind

Sun Tsu's art of war

Teaches you about warfare

Even used today

Jumping and Jiving

Shaking mad legs to music

Feeling the fever

Harbingers of doom

Beady little eyes watching

Ravens caw for you

Roving packs of hounds

Coming out from Baskerville

Such dark hellish dogs

Fairy rings of shrooms

Dancing round them by the moon

Please don't eat the food.

Goblins crushing bones

Trolls sucking out your marrow

Dragons burning you

Droids aren't welcome here

Belts the surly bar tender

The two wait outside

Time to make Haiku

This is my sorry attempt

Ti's another done

The beauty of love

Befuddled with some hormones

Babies are then made

Dark gloomy Sundays

Horrors reap their dark terror

Fishy Cthulu

Meet my little friend

A midget in his clown pants

Fears the dank sewers

Just like John Denver

Flying drunk into mountains

Except I survived

Scorpion King two

Sucked so bad it really blew

My movie review

Shaking of the dice

Blowing on them for good luck

Hope I don't crap out.

Creepy crawlies come

Crawling in your mouth at night

Laying eggs in ears

Laughing to the bank

Counting my untold fortune

Then market crashes

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