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Calling all Wannabees!

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This portion of my Blog is going to be for recruiting potential members of The Skeptical Dark Lords of Uppity Annoyance. Since some of our older members are vacationing from active duty it may be time to introduce some new blood to board. (Yes, I mean that literally devil.gif ).

Any interested parties can register here and we'll discuss why you should be a member and why you are both Uppity and Annoying.. tongue.gif

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Any interested parties can register here and we'll discuss why you should be a member and why you are both Uppity and Annoying..

Interesting.....

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Having read many of your posts, I'd say you were overqualified for the job, if anything, Diebytheflyguy. I think I can safely speak for the rest of us when I say If you were interested in joining our ranks we can guarantee you pre-approval..

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Yes, but do he want to join, or don't he? This is the question. For if he do then we shall surely welcome him aboard.

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Alright!... This is the only time I'll ever be happy to be drafted for war.

Thanks Janiel, Snuffy, and Falco.

Edit: Who makes up the fancy name?

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Yes, welcome. May many flies die by your hand. I know this is symbolic in some way...i just don't know how..

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^ I happened to be listening to an Incubus song at the time of my registration:

"Take Me To Your Leader"

What if your brain,

unexpectedly and suddenly,

picked out things to flip around

and view a lot differently?

What if blue sky,

all of a sudden turned a purple hue?

We would sh** a brick the size of all of it...

what if?

What if I was just daydreaming?

What if I lived in a pear?

What if my watch read 4:20 every hour, every day?

You can bet your dollar I'd be happy!

I forgot to remember;

I forgot to remember my pain.

Take me to your leader

or die by the fly guy!

What if mothballs,

hangin' around too close to microwaves

suddenly woke up and said,

"Take me to your leader

or die by fly guy!

He'll push ya' out,

no wings attached!"

Just do as I say, no mistake,

he'll blow away.

What if I was daydreaming?

What if I lived in a pear?

What if I had a mustard drenched cucumber

tied to my leg and I

did not want my pants to get dirty?

What if this, what if that?!

Go! I forgot to remember;

I forgot to remember my pain.

Take me to your leader

or die by the fly guy!

I forgot to remember my...PAIN!

My pain!

Forgot to inject my...cocaine!

Forgot to apply my...rogaine!

Forgot to remember...my pain!

I never think, I never thought,

oh maybe I'm insane!

I think I like being

way the **** out of my brain!

I forgot to remember;

I forgot to remember my pain.

Take me to your leader

or die by the fly guy!

...And so the band did the thinking for me.

Thanks for the welcome Dot! and Falco, I try and come up with something... If not, I'll be back for your superior creativity.

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