It's time to quiz @Stiff and see if he's truly a Northerner. He will be asked questions and with every wrong answer will be bitten by a house ferret without his shots.
1. What's the capital of England?
2. Who's your preferred mates?
3. Do you consider yourself Saxon or Anglo-Norse?
4. What's your thoughts on ferrets?
5. How many family members are in the SAS?
6. How many family members are outright mercenaries?
7. Do you have a 80's era Ford rusting away somewhere?
8. Did you ever sink a 80's era Ford on the Moors?
9. Do you have a 80's era Ford sunk and rusting away on the Moors?
10. Can you be understood by a American?
11. Can you be understood by Londoner?
Punch them in the mouth?
Head butt them?
All of the above.
13. Do you think Romanization is the reason Southerners are such twits?
14. Do you think the North should of razed Birmingham to the ground so it couldn't be rebuilt?
15. Do you go on "Pub Crawls" or "Hot Trods"?
16. When on said adventures are you tempted to burn and loot?
17. How many family members have rusty vintage Rovers?
More drilling to come..........