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Heroes of the Bible


newbloodmoon

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First up we have the mighty Samson.

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lets move on to David.

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How about Noah?

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so according to the bible, it is filled with gay super heroes, boy wonder giant slayers, and an old dude who lured animals on to a boat. What sort os super heroes does Christianity have now?

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a gay looking super hero with a p*** yellow light saber, since there aren’t any “giants” to slay that leaves us with…

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An old man who lures children in to a panel van.

 

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