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If a clown farts does it smell funny?



So it’s that time of year where we are getting over our diabetic comas to skip over thanksgiving (for better or for worse) and go straight to the Jebus is the reason for the season. Going to look over the fact that there are more than one holiday at this time ofmyear and if you’re gonna celebrate the holy little green beans birthday at least put the holiday roughly around the time that religious scholars happen to agree upon :whistle:.

With the religious candles being pretty popular round these parts at this time of year I would like to see some… I don’t know, Satan candles with the appropriate prayers. Something along the lines of platitude, platitude, platitude, protect our children from the other guys team cause they sure like to think they have the moral high ground when they’re molesting the children. Am I really off base here? Okay I’ll offer an olive branch here. Not every leader in church xyz is a kiddy diddler but since the holy fathers, grand poohbahs, and prophets, are woefully quick to shuffle the bad seeds around like a rich mans three card monty than why not appeal to the all mighty fire and brimstone guy to actually pitchfork some of the worst sinners there are.

Not to be such a Debbie Downer, I wish everyone a happy holiday regardless of which one you celebrate. And as Abraham Lincoln once said “Party on dudes!”

I’ll be doing a cryptid episode real soon so keep your eyes open for another random gem of weirdness.

Edited by newbloodmoon


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If a clown farts in a forest and nobody hears is it a girl clown?  Wait, was it supposed to be a bear, not a clown?  Or was it supposed to be a pope?  Or does the pope wipe his ass with a rabbit? It's hard to tell jokes when you're drink, fekkit.

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I personally am getting really tired of being forced to spend my money on other people just because the Corporations tell us we have to.  

Mandatory Holidays!  You MUST buy a Turkey and eat it with your family.  You MUST by presents and give them to each other.  You MUST put lights on your house and pay $150 for a dead tree.  Then you must buy champagne and stay up till midnight a week later.  And then you absolutely MUST buy roses and chocolates and a card for your wife or girlfriend...and then you MUST buy chocolate bunnies and crap for your kids.   And then it's Memorial day, and then it's the 4th of July and then it's Labor day and then it's Halloween and then it all starts all over again...there is never an end to the freaking holidays.

What we need is a Holiday where all we do for 6 months is not celebrate Holidays.  A holiday from holidays.


It's just too much!  

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