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Rated R for Rabies: Getting madder than a hunchback in a hail storm.


newbloodmoon

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Things that irritate me.

1) heat rash on the nether bits, no I’m sure penicillin doesn’t help with this.

2) getting caught in the zipper, I’ve already been nipped once zipper manufacturers, while we’re at it show me your medical license. That’s what I thought.

3) Sharts. No rant, just irritated by them.

4) having your leg hate humped by the neighborhood pitbull as he holds you hostage at knife point. Don’t ask.

Now I know that these are just irritants but what gets my hackles up are the psyco’s who think they can tell you that the entertainment you enjoy is morally inferior because to them it’s problematic.

I’m not a satanist because I play D&D, listen to heavy metal music, and enjoy horror films and books so screw you satanic panic. 
The current “morality Police” who think I’m racist because I don’t think goblins, orcs, dark elves, and other evil imaginary races are synonymous with people of color. Black people exist, orcs, goblins, etc do not.

Yes I like the bloodier and gory anime, doesn’t make a serial killer, I like anime girls with jiggle physics and yet I can refrain from staring at a woman’s breasts when I talk to them.

So entertainment police if the above things offend you than get out of my hobbies you bloody numpty.

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4) having your leg hate humped by the neighborhood pitbull as he holds you hostage at knife point. Don’t ask.

:rofl:

I assume tooth-point rather than knife point.  Still sounds like sexual assault. :o:lol::td:

As to woke idiots and Christian Fundies who think you're a Satanist, buddy, they are just the latest crop of joyless narrow minded idiotic bigot millennials in the world.  They are also a fad that is running out of steam, like hipsters, except with more virtue signaling.  I like all those things too btw, though I play more Chaosium games than D&D.

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I play Pathfinder mostly these days but am old enough to remember the satanic panic in the 80’s and 90’s around D&D. Now it’s the preaching of ohh you don’t like ‘strong women’ in movies? What I don’t like is being preached at about being a horrible person simply because I happen to be a male and Ghost Busters 2016 looked stupid and I decided to spend my money elsewhere.

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I support women's right to an abortion provided it isn't a major motion picture that sucks @ss like Ghostbusters 2016.

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If a piece of entertainment wether it be books, music, movies, etc looks good I’ll give it a try. It’s just I hate being preached at when I don’t find something entertaining or worth further engaging with my time. I really hate having to list all the female actresses, authors, singers, that I really enjoy engaging with the product they provide and it not being good enough.

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Alchopwn

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2 hours ago, newbloodmoon said:

Religious people?

LOL, you think? :lol:

Try preaching to them about why they need to show Christian kindness to people of different sexual orientations.  See how that works out.

I have a comedy monologue about how the Virgin Mary had to be trans; they love that.

 

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One day perhaps people will finally stand up against the professional outrage groups, I imagine this is what it would look like.

 

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