Long ago in a galaxy far, far away there was a blog column called Ask Falco..
For many months now, my font of amazing wisdom has lain dormant..
Now friends and neighbors and also people I hate, I return to dispense knowledge and aforethought; if that is indeed a real sentence..
Perhaps it is, maybe it isn't...You'll never know..
Because you aren't half the sage I am..
And here I'm going to prove it..
Many of you newer members never got to ask me your pressing questions about life and love. So here's your chance to ask me anything...
And remember; there's no such thing as a stupid question; but that doesn't mean I can't provide stupid answers..
I apologize for that earlier arrogance, I'm really eager to help, so ask away, dummies!