Tri-racial fire drill
When I was a kid my aunt use to tell me "Your a flag! Your Indian, so the Whites took your land. Your Black, so the Whites enslaved you and your White so you did it to yourself. No wonder your f---ed up." My Black part wanted to riot and break some windows. My White part (which is conservative) told me to stop complaining and get a life. Then my Indian side got into it and deliberated for a long time.......
I decided to form my own tribe. The rolls are now closed (unless Vanessa Williams wants to join) My 400 acres of woods and bogs are now a 'soverign nation' and my house my capital. I call it "Tri-racia" I elected my Indian part Sakim' appointing that part also as spiritual advisor, made my White side the police force and told my Black part that it is now a manual laborer. My White part was not happy about having a Injun as chief but gets to carry a gun and does not care. My Black part got sick of shoveling road apples from all the horse and does not think the wages are enough and is now throwing rocks at the windows of the Capital Building (my house). I then felt threatened from the US looking for WMDs and initiated a draft which I drafted my White side, who thought war is only good if someone else is fighting it,( ya know....conservative) and is now also protesting in front of the capital. I now have draft riots and wage strikes so I am going to put on my riot gear and go outside to smack around my Black side. Later my Black part will file with my nation's court against my white part for racial profiling because my Indian part went to enlist with my nation's army (as all good Indians do) and I pulled my white part from protesting the draft to take care of my labor strike......are we confused yet? cause I sure as hell am......Wheres Vanessa Williams?
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