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Tri-racial fire drill


Piney

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When I was a kid my aunt use to tell me "Your a flag! Your Indian, so the Whites took your land. Your Black, so the Whites enslaved you and your White so you did it to yourself. No wonder your f---ed up." My Black part wanted to riot and break some windows. My White part (which is conservative) told me to stop complaining and get a life. Then my Indian side got into it and deliberated for a long time.......

I decided to form my own tribe. The rolls are now closed (unless Vanessa Williams wants to join) My 400 acres of woods and bogs are now a 'soverign nation' and my house my capital. I call it "Tri-racia" I elected my Indian part Sakim' appointing that part also as spiritual advisor, made my White side the police force and told my Black part that it is now a manual laborer. My White part was not happy about having a Injun as chief but gets to carry a gun and does not care. My Black part got sick of shoveling road apples from all the horse and does not think the wages are enough and is now throwing rocks at the windows of the Capital Building (my house). I then felt threatened from the US looking for WMDs and initiated a draft which I drafted my White side, who thought war is only good if someone else is fighting it,( ya know....conservative) and is now also protesting in front of the capital. I now have draft riots and wage strikes so I am going to put on my riot gear and go outside to smack around my Black side. Later my Black part will file with my nation's court against my white part for racial profiling because my Indian part went to enlist with my nation's army (as all good Indians do) and I pulled my white part from protesting the draft to take care of my labor strike......are we confused yet? :blink: cause I sure as hell am......Wheres Vanessa Williams? <_<

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Got any room for a internet sister, who is married to a Koori so that makes me black by marriage?? LOL

I can bake cookies!! :D

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Got any room for a internet sister, who is married to a Koori so that makes me black by marriage?? LOL

I can bake cookies!! :D

I'm a good cook. I am going to put you in riot gear and stick you out in front of the capital (my house)

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:lol:

I wonder where Vanessa Williams is too. :(

Well you go after her and while your at it stop in Nigeria and get some yellowcake uranium. We have to get crackin on some WMDs before we get invaded.....

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Well you go after her and while your at it stop in Nigeria and get some yellowcake uranium. We have to get crackin on some WMDs before we get invaded.....

Don't make them too heavy!! So...Am I the General of the Army, Piney? :D

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Well you go after her and while your at it stop in Nigeria and get some yellowcake uranium. We have to get crackin on some WMDs before we get invaded.....

Don't make them too heavy!! So...Am I the General of the Army, Piney? :D

Your crowd control. I want Smeagol as my general. Ya need someone in that position that likes to start a war just for sh**s and giggles.

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Crowd control, huh? I can live with that. I look good wearing a uniform :)

I wish I could say something funny about starting a war....But racial hatred is not a subject to joke about.

You know I am already fighting on your side, Piney. :yes:

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Crowd control, huh? I can live with that. I look good wearing a uniform :)

I wish I could say something funny about starting a war....But racial hatred is not a subject to joke about.

You know I am already fighting on your side, Piney. :yes:

Anything can be joked about as long as it is kept in a specific context. ;) Nazis are not funny except when Mel Brookes (a Jew) is portraying one. Rape is not funny in itself, but picture Daffy Duck raping Betty Boop or Animal raping Miss Piggy. That is funny. Stereotypes are not funny. Unless it is Dave Chappelle doing it.

Lapi'che

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Crowd control, huh? I can live with that. I look good wearing a uniform :)

I wish I could say something funny about starting a war....But racial hatred is not a subject to joke about.

You know I am already fighting on your side, Piney. :yes:

Anything can be joked about as long as it is kept in a specific context. ;) Nazis are not funny except when Mel Brookes (a Jew) is portraying one. Rape is not funny in itself, but picture Daffy Duck raping Betty Boop or Animal raping Miss Piggy. That is funny. Stereotypes are not funny. Unless it is Dave Chappelle doing it.

Lapi'che

miss piggy? lol!!!! :lol:

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piney you and me should form our own gang I call mine WOODSIDE KILLAS WE DON'T DIE!!!!! :devil::devil::devil:

I experienced gangs at my aunt's house in Camden. Gangs are for people who don't have the "kekune'mewu" to fight for themselves, anyone in my tribe will tell you. When I go out to mess with the local skinheads I do it by myself. It shows other people who has the "nogales".

Don't go "ghetto" on me son. People who act "ghetto" whether white or black lower themselves. :no:

Lapi'che

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Anything can be joked about as long as it is kept in a specific context. ;) Nazis are not funny except when Mel Brookes (a Jew) is portraying one. Rape is not funny in itself, but picture Daffy Duck raping Betty Boop or Animal raping Miss Piggy. That is funny. Stereotypes are not funny. Unless it is Dave Chappelle doing it.

Lapi'che

:yes: Very true!!

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piney you and me should form our own gang I call mine WOODSIDE KILLAS WE DON'T DIE!!!!! :devil::devil::devil:

Why would you want to start a gang?? Oh that's right, to kill people. Only In America... :no:

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Why would you want to start a gang?? Oh that's right, to kill people. Only In America... :no:

He's just kidding. It's the 'pop' culture here now. Violence, I sometimes think the government promotes it to desensitize possible military prospects. The kid is far more brighter than he lets on while he is on this forum

Lapi'che

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*invades the nation and climbs a tree* XD

I hope we aren't planning to chop that tree down - too much hard work... Oh well, want some milk and cookies while you are protesting the impending removal of the forest?? :D

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*invades the nation and climbs a tree* XD

Well there is one cougar here that I watch out for. Why not another?

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*hugs the tree* Nooo cutting down the trees down! The birdies and squirrels are my fo.. i mean need a place to live!!

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*hugs the tree* Nooo cutting down the trees down! The birdies and squirrels are my fo.. i mean need a place to live!!

I thought it was compulsory that all governments wanted to destroy the natural environment?? :o

Oh well, maybe Piney might be a Green Party. :D

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:lol: good entry piney...

...have any room for an black italian?

well brown...I'm part egyptian so I guess I would be brown, not black.....oh I dont know :lol:

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:lol: good entry piney...

...have any room for an black italian?

well brown...I'm part egyptian so I guess I would be brown, not black.....oh I dont know :lol:

Wanna dress in combat gear with me, Pandy?? :tu:

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