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After a recent college basketball game, the coach spotted a cell phone lying on the floor. He picked it up and handed it to one of the referees, saying, "Here's your phone."
"What makes you think its mine?" the ref asked.
"Easy," the coach replied. "It says you missed 13 calls!"
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Just one more day, and this nightmare will be over!
Hillary will wake up tomorrow morning in the White House, hear Bill taking a shower, and realize that the last four years have been one long, horrific dream.
Then, she will be inaugurated at mid-day, and begin her 2nd term as President.
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