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  • acute


    Given my luck, I am in a  'no win'  situation.
    If I leave my Austin Allegro where it is, it will almost certainly be hit by the Chinese rocket.
    If I move the car, it will still be hit by the rocket, but wouldn't have been if I hadn't moved it.

  • JVG


    The only thing you need to do to stay in the good graces of the Republican Party is to accept the big lie...If you have a problem with that you will be banished from the ranks no matter who you are. This philosophy sounds somewhat flawed...

  • jethrofloyd


    A one computer programmer in Arizona hired a man (at $8 an hour) to slap him in the face every time he tried checking Facebook during working hours. 

  • acute


    My application to become a Mod has been elevated to the UM Council of Ministers!

    Only 5 stages left now, before it goes to The Grand Stoat for a final ruling.
    Then, it's the Initiation Ceremony..... 

  • Wistman


    " ... let us unite, not in spite of our differences, but through them. For differences can never be wiped away, and life would be so much the poorer without them. Let all human races keep their own personalities, and yet come together, not in a uniformity that is dead, but in a unity that is living."
                --- Rabindranath Tagore
                born this day, May 7, 1861

  • Carlos Allende

    Carlos Allende

    Looking through my stuff from twenty years past. Found signed photo of Tommy Boyd circa his glory days of having daytime radio phone-ins ala 'The Nazis - they weren't all bad', etc. They don't make em like that no more.

  • Hawken


    Cashiers are always checking me out.

  • Desertrat56


    Michigan Lawyer: "Well Barney, so you want me to defend you? Have you got any money?" 

    Barney: "No sir. I ain't got no money, but I do get a 1928 Ford Car!" 

    Lawyer: "Well you can raise money on that. Now let's see, just what do they accuse you of stealing?" 

    Barney: "A 1928 Ford Car."

  • Wistman


    Good morning.

  • jethrofloyd
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