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These foreign scammers never quite get it right, do they. I had another totally unconvincing email today.
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Because it was my brother’s birthday, our mom wanted to do something special. She called his fraternity house and said she wanted to bring a cake. The young man who took the call was very excited. "Hey, Mrs. Schaeffer," he said, "that would be great!"
The next day she drove to the fraternity and rang the doorbell. The same boy answered the door. When he saw the cake, his face fell. "Oh," he said, clearly disappointed. "I thought you said ‘a keg.’"
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"The NASA New Horizons probe? Yeah, I know it, I`ve met it a few times already smart probe. Great probe, wonderfull probe, very good shape. And, its huge, such huge, like, you know, huge. But what most of you do not know yet, you will remember my words , listen, we will bring it back. Back. Not this year, but later. Its huge. We will bring it back."
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